You.

You are in a hallway. You have two options.
1.Walk forward
2.Walk backward

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  • 10

    fly though the mother fucking ceiling

    And you are awesome XD
    - Naugron September 28, 2011, 11:57 pm
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  • 9

    12. Start fapping.

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  • 7

    Spiderman fuck you im spiderman

    • mofosho
    • September 27, 2011, 6:41 pm
    Those aren't your options, Mr. Smith.
    - Inedibleedible September 27, 2011, 6:42 pm
    i don't think that you understand, IM MOTHERFUKIN SPIDERMAN
    - mofosho September 27, 2011, 6:53 pm
    No TryThat is Spiderman.
    - Inedibleedible September 27, 2011, 6:55 pm
    he said "like" spiderman. i am the true spiderman
    - mofosho September 27, 2011, 7:06 pm
    No, because spider-man is not a total fucktard, dog. You just gave up your secret identity. That's not very Spider-man.
    - Inedibleedible September 27, 2011, 7:07 pm
    u mad?
    - mofosho September 28, 2011, 8:13 pm
    No. I'm just confused at how Spiderman can be so blase.
    - Inedibleedible September 28, 2011, 10:53 pm
    k
    - mofosho September 29, 2011, 12:56 pm
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  • 4

    I walk forward. But get this, i do it backwards

    Mind = Blown
    - Ertrov September 27, 2011, 6:33 pm
    Then you walk backwards.
    - Inedibleedible September 27, 2011, 6:39 pm
    No, he walked forward, backwards.
    - Ertrov September 27, 2011, 6:41 pm
    Since you're walking backwards you cannot see where you are going. A sexy seal takes your sunglasses and it's too bright to tell anything with your eyes. You open your nose and the seal deflowers it. You lay on the ground bleeding. What do you do now, Malver?
    1. Stand and run.
    2. Die bleeding like a little seal's bitch
    3. Do a barrel roll.
    4. Fall wayside to the temptations of Babylon.
    - Inedibleedible September 27, 2011, 6:41 pm
    Yeah, and that's walking backwards.
    He picked option two. Walk backwards.
    - Inedibleedible September 27, 2011, 6:42 pm
    Then everybody opens the door, gets on the floor, and walks the dinosaur


    - MalverdeAl100 September 27, 2011, 6:43 pm
    Nope, walking forwards. He just did it backwards.
    - Ertrov September 27, 2011, 6:44 pm
    So you agree he walked backwards? I wasn't giving you a direction to walk, just to face.
    - Inedibleedible September 27, 2011, 6:47 pm
    Babylon sounds like a sexy name. So i don't see how i could resist my temptations towards Babylon. I choose option 4
    - MalverdeAl100 September 27, 2011, 6:49 pm
    You become hedonistic and selfish. Slowly you gain wait and lose track of time. You've sold your soul to the devil.
    1. Smoke a blunt.
    2. Smoke a hooker
    3. Smoke some smoke
    4. Commit suicide
    - Inedibleedible September 27, 2011, 6:50 pm
    What part of the fact that he was jumping don't you understand?
    - Ertrov September 27, 2011, 6:50 pm
    I understood quite well. That's why he didn't fall into the hole.
    - Inedibleedible September 27, 2011, 6:51 pm
    I'm a soulless hooker smoking motherfucker!
    - MalverdeAl100 September 27, 2011, 6:52 pm
    You put the hooker in your mouth and light her end. She flips and start's screaming "That's not what you paid for!" You put a bullet in her face and leave. Now you're hungry, but you can't eat the hooker because you don't like smoked meats.
    1. Eat a soul
    2. Eat a sushi roll
    3. Eat JimmyEatWorld
    4. Share the world with Jimmy.
    - Inedibleedible September 27, 2011, 6:56 pm
    I am rather fond of sushi
    - MalverdeAl100 September 27, 2011, 6:58 pm
    No, he did.
    - Ertrov September 27, 2011, 6:59 pm
    It's true
    - MalverdeAl100 September 27, 2011, 7:00 pm
    You chow down on the sushi roll. The smell reminds you of that hooker. You shrug it off with Satan at your throat, choking your voice and hissing softly in your ear his will. You suddenly decide to, uh, I don't know, open a grocery store. Then a ninja Chuck Testa's your nuts. What now?
    1. Go after the ninja, even if the nuts aren't functional they're still yours damn it!
    2. Shrug it off and grow a pair.
    3. Follow the steps of Chaz, but backwards, as you do step backwards(asshole)
    4. Start a band with Morgan Freeman and Marilyn Monroe's corpse.
    - Inedibleedible September 27, 2011, 7:01 pm
    Holes of despair and self-insecurities don't count.
    - Inedibleedible September 27, 2011, 7:02 pm
    Start a band with Morgan Freeman and Marilyn Monroe's corpse. We shall be called the M&M's and M
    - MalverdeAl100 September 27, 2011, 7:03 pm
    You start a band, but shortly thereafter are kicked out of it due to the romance budding between Morgan and Marilyn. Now, they're off touring and you're in a lonely hotel room.
    1. Shoot yourself.
    2. Hang yourself.
    3. Write a mopey ass song about being sad in a hotel..
    4. Apply for college.
    - Inedibleedible September 27, 2011, 7:05 pm
    I write a mopey ass song about being sad in a hotel. I call it "Forever Monroe"
    - MalverdeAl100 September 27, 2011, 7:09 pm
    You suddenly explode ahead of the old band and become ridiculously mainstream. You're on the fast track to heaven on earth, but you sold your soul to the devil already, so you're on shaky ground with career stability. You take up snorting dolphin/heroin deposits you find on the moon as a hobby and suddenly develop some sort of disease or something.
    1. Get it treated.
    2. Don't treat it.
    3. Snort more.
    4. Slap a ho.
    - Inedibleedible September 27, 2011, 7:11 pm
    It's obvious. Snort MOAR!
    - MalverdeAl100 September 27, 2011, 7:14 pm
    You cured the disease with what caused it. You repeat this cycle throughout the rest of your adventure. Also, it makes you unbearably smelly, so the only people attracted to you are cats. (I said exactly wtf I meant.) Now, you're standing on the edge of a cliff for some reason, it's Easter in Afghanistan or something.
    1. Fly upwards
    2. Jump downwards
    3. Funk a ho.
    4. Get jiggy wit it.
    (I'm winging this btw)
    - Inedibleedible September 27, 2011, 7:16 pm
    Jump
    - MalverdeAl100 September 27, 2011, 7:19 pm
    You fall into the abyss and arrive in hell. You go to check out what your main man Satan is up to, but he doesn't care about you. You step to the side of the flames and snort some good good. Then, you burn to ashes because you're mortal, and your soul is now in hell.
    You died. You just lost the game, son.
    - Inedibleedible September 27, 2011, 7:20 pm
    - MalverdeAl100 September 27, 2011, 7:25 pm
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  • 3

    Climb the walls like fucking Spiderman!

    • TryThat
    • September 27, 2011, 5:31 pm
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  • 3

    walk forward into the depths of hell

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  • 2

    I choose cartwheel sideways.

    • Ertrov
    • September 27, 2011, 5:05 pm
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  • 2

    Zig Zag.

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  • 2

    Walk side-to-side.

    • TheSnow
    • September 27, 2011, 5:23 pm
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  • 2

    I love how difficult we all are :)

    • Ertrov
    • September 27, 2011, 5:29 pm
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  • 2

    Not a single fucking number. Ergo, not a single fucking adventure.

    3
    - Ertrov September 27, 2011, 6:33 pm
    Ok. You pick option 3? Fuck option 3. You now have herpes. Deal with it.
    - Inedibleedible September 27, 2011, 6:40 pm
    No, I think you're telling it wrong. You're not very good at this.
    - Ertrov September 27, 2011, 6:40 pm
    I'm great at this.
    - Inedibleedible September 29, 2011, 3:07 am
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  • 2

    i walk both ways
    *puts on sunglasses* deal with it

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  • 1

    Such a simple post... BAM 50 responses in 2 hours.

    • TryThat
    • September 27, 2011, 7:28 pm
    It was fun for meh. :D
    - Inedibleedible September 27, 2011, 7:33 pm
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  • 1

    walk in circles

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  • 1

    I walk to the right.

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  • 1

    walk forward with a super sledge.

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  • 1

    You guys rock.

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