Would you rather for the 2nd of may, 2012

Would you rather…?

(for the women, or guys, I do not judge)
get hit in the face by Zac effron everyday, but he will love you otherwise,
Be married to a meth addicted Chris Brown?

(Now for the guys, or girls, again, no judging)
Have Lindsey Lohan spit in your mouth once a day (you have to hold it in your mouth for a while)
Get kicked in the nuts once a day and have Emma Watson in bed anytime you wanted?
(now for ones everyone can answer)

Blind for life, OR, deaf for life?

Be mentally retarded and have everyone love you, OR, be a genius and have no one like you?

Have your voice sound like you inhaled helium all the time so no one will take you seriously, OR, Be a mute?

Street smarts, but no book smarts, OR, book smarts but no street smarts?

  • DJ9090
  • May 2, 2012, 10:27 am
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    I would rather get kicked in the nuts and have Emma Watson in bed all day everyday. I'd also rather be deaf for life so I don't have to listen to ignorant bullshit all the time.

    If I don't want to listen to ignorance, probably I'd rather be the genius that no one likes... and if I'm deaf, chances are I'm mute as well. Being that I'd be a genius, I would already have book smarts, so for that one I would choose street smarts.

    • Disco
    • May 2, 2012, 10:32 am
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    Emma Watson, Deaf, Street Smarts...that is all

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    emma watson, get kicked in the nuts everyday at school anyway :P
    deaf, if i went blind i would actually kill my self
    retarded, i'm sorta retarded atm, and it's a fun way to live life :D
    helium, life would be so fun, a retarded guy who sounds rediculous!
    street smarts, a retard who sounds stupid doesn't need book smarts :L

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    @Disco (my computer is being retarted so i cant hit the damn reply)

    happy to see that you have your life figured out XP

    • DJ9090
    • May 2, 2012, 12:47 pm
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    The one about being handicapped or smart doesn't seem like much of a change from how people like that are in reality. Smart people tend not to have many friends (mainly due to the sterotypes against them, but also due to them focusing on their studies for a better future, or what have you) and a handicapped person is always so endearing you can't help but admire them in their innocence. At least these are my opinions, not looking to start any arguments here.

    and in response:
    Deaf, Mute, Street Smart, and Emma Watson.
    Don't need to speak to call on Mrs. Watons services, and I'm already a very silent person so no change there. Being deaf isn't so bad as pretty much everything has subtitles/captions now a days so I could still watch tv. And I'd rather have street smarts because knowing things about the world (book smarts) doesn't really help you if you don't know how things work in the world.

    [ponitless opininons no one cares about]

    • Rinic
    • May 3, 2012, 11:20 am
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