Glow in the dark combat uniform.
Battery powered battery charger.
The phone autodialer that makes telemarketing possible.
Reality TV shows
Lingerie in plus sizes
Re-usable toilet paper
Night goggles with U.V. protection
Ham-flavored massage lotion
Pedal-powered wheel chair
Evil lawn gnomes
Zit colored blemish makeup
Cans with those dimple push things instead of those ring pull things
Single ply toilet paper
Brail instructions on the drive-thru ATM.