Later that day he droped his pants off at the world's unluckiest dry cleaners.

i would say damn lucky

repost, sorry. i think so anyway. can't find it though so you're in the clear :)

His heartbeat must be like 500 BPM after this.

it was prolly a 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999% chance that he woulda got hit....... but he didn't

Weird! As soon as I clicked play on this video, a train blew it's whistle out side my house.