Wife lost in Home Depot

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around at Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. Im looking for my wife, and I guess I wasnt paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "Thats OK. Its a coincidence. Im looking for my wife, too. I cant find her and Im getting a little worried."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and shes wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesnt matter --- lets look for yours.

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  • 3

    I dont know what to laugh at more. The joke, or the fact a women is in home depot

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  • 1

    hahaha glad u like all the jokes I posted

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    thx

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  • 1

    that was funny lol

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  • 1

    Wow, some troll just downrated your post. Free uprates for all now

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    Now for the sad, true story. In order for the guys' to get their wives to stop at Home Depot for 30 minutes, the guys had to go shopping at their wives' stores for 5 hours.

    • Albane
    • July 16, 2010, 8:28 am
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    yea I noticed that but there is nothing I can do about it,
    thx for the uprates though

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    Cool beans man. +3

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    XD hahahahaha

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  • -1

    lol theyre hilarious

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