A man, walking through the woods, finds a magic lamp. he rubs it and two blonde genies pop out.
"Thank you for finding us," the genies said."We have decided to grant you four wishes."
The man makes his four wishes, and finds himself in a mansion, surrounded by beautiful women. he looks down, and the floor is coated in hundred dollar bills. after making love to all the women, someone knocks at the door. the man answers it, and two people in Ku Klux Klan outfits grab him, drag him outside, and hang him from a tree until he is dead. the two people take off their hoods, and it is the two blonde genies. talking, they say,
"I can understand wanting a mansion, lots of beautiful women to make love to, and being a billionaire, but i still don't know why he wanted to be hung like a black man."