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The other night I was invited out for a night with the ' girls. ' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ' I promise! '

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos (MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT ' ... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, ' Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ' oh shit. ' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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Posted: 2009-08-30 03:19:35

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  • hahahasucks - replied 2009-09-13 10:23:08
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    lol
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  • ninjapoptart - replied 2009-11-11 19:18:17
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    haha definitely not a stealthy one there
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  • SuperPost - replied 2009-11-12 05:18:07
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    Hahahahahahahahahaha cant stop laughin +3
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  • Hitsugaya - replied 2010-01-05 09:33:11
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    lolroflmoa
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  • Inzanepiratical - replied 2010-02-21 08:43:19
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    FLAWLESS VICTORY
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  • Albane - replied 2010-03-30 07:17:17
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    Nice post.
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  • ISayLOLTooMuch - replied 2009-09-13 11:22:33
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    too too funny.
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  • wertz3 - replied 2009-11-11 15:53:56
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    too funny
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  • zackarychristiason2 - replied 2009-11-11 16:36:06
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    lol!! has your husband read that?
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  • Kradon666 - replied 2009-11-11 19:38:34
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    I love drunk people!
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  • vageto136 - replied 2009-11-12 14:43:58
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    Hahahahahahahahahaha cant stop laughin
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  • peace - replied 2010-02-21 07:48:11
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    I actually laughed so hard about that joke
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