Why I hate cobwebs
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Posted: 2010-08-18 12:57:16
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this is especially bad when it is close to dusk and you see it at the LAST SECOND so you know its about to happen. I almost shit my pants from this phenomenon many times.
I had that happen 2 years ago - big black fuckers with nasty attitudes. My dog kept getting stung and we could not figure out where they were coming from , one day I am mowing near a pine tree and I see a brown paper death-star of a hornets nest , the thing was the size of a port-a-potty , I commenced to shitting my pants , and after getting fresh skivvies , I went to the hardware store and spent top dollar on some type of experimental , psychological , grade A hornet anthrax for their asses (or thoraxes) - - - - - -
I waited and I waited and I waited and then finally it was dark and I could launch my night time covert operation against the Black Alliance of those Satan spawned bastards.
I crept in like a stealth bomber about to deliver my payload right on to the target no matter how many came to defend their home..... I made it to the nest, there it was , waiting for me to murder all those hornets and their innocent family members..... a single bead of perspiration formed on my forehead and dripped off my eyebrow , my hands shook , I started to think about all of those stingers and how many hornets could fill a nest like this which was easily the size of a small tractor - I couldn't bear the thought of them coming out now - it would kill me in a matter of minutes. I held both cans up and fucking un-loaded until both cans were empty and I RAN !!!!!!! - I need to upload the pictures but the next morning , there were at least a thousand or more dead black hornets, each the size of half my finger , all right below the nest......
Yeah , I hate mowing my goddamn lawn, its full of insect insurgents.
I waited and I waited and I waited and then finally it was dark and I could launch my night time covert operation against the Black Alliance of those Satan spawned bastards.
I crept in like a stealth bomber about to deliver my payload right on to the target no matter how many came to defend their home..... I made it to the nest, there it was , waiting for me to murder all those hornets and their innocent family members..... a single bead of perspiration formed on my forehead and dripped off my eyebrow , my hands shook , I started to think about all of those stingers and how many hornets could fill a nest like this which was easily the size of a small tractor - I couldn't bear the thought of them coming out now - it would kill me in a matter of minutes. I held both cans up and fucking un-loaded until both cans were empty and I RAN !!!!!!! - I need to upload the pictures but the next morning , there were at least a thousand or more dead black hornets, each the size of half my finger , all right below the nest......
Yeah , I hate mowing my goddamn lawn, its full of insect insurgents.
you sir have the most epicest sttory int he world +12 for u lolz
-slow clap that builds to glorious crescendo- That was fucking awesome. The imagery that captured the emotion.....priceless.
you sir willwhite007 deserve a cookie
I hate when you can FEEL it on you but you cant fucking find it no matter how many times you swipe your hand across your face
that is the worst.... its there somewhere - but where ???
seen MANY posts - I guess that most people don't visit the Oatmeal. Its a shame too because its freaking hysterical.
I fucking LOVE the Oatmeal how to ride a pony is my favorite :D
lolz i hate when u walk thru one nd u go freaking crazy nd the people who see u look at u like wats wrong with u nd in ur mind ur like "i jus walked through a fucking spider colony with all the deadliest spiders on it" well thts hwo i feel ne ways lolz
