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Posted: 2009-12-06 23:42:02

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  • SkinnyBill - replied 2010-01-03 08:47:44
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    How to stop americans being fat...
    1) Go to McDonalds
    2) Plant a bomb
    3) Leave McDonalds
    4) Detonate the bomb
    5) Repeat steps 1-4 for every McDonalds in America
    6) Have a salad
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    • 720Z - replied 2010-03-08 16:21:04
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      well what do we do with the salad?
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      • Dawn - replied 2010-03-08 17:05:19
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        RabbitEating - Why Americans Are fat

        Sums it up?
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        • CrazyJay - replied 2010-05-25 17:46:55
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          I was going to think of a witty response but instead all that comes to mind is: "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww what a cute bunny!"
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          • drakengard85 - replied 2010-06-03 11:07:38
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            don't know why somebody -1ed jay, but i shall fix this nonsense!
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            • CrazyJay - replied 2010-06-03 16:24:32
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              It's just Johnecash, mass downrating me agian. Since he's a pathetic troll who seems unable to take a joke.
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              • johnecash - replied 2010-06-06 21:27:18
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                why so serious?
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                • CrazyJay - replied 2010-06-07 05:14:12
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                  Cool, are we quoting the joker?

                  "When the chips are down, civilized people will eat eachother."
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                  • johnecash - replied 2010-06-07 05:17:28
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                    i would love to know why in you limipted point of view that i can not take a joke but you can? you say you can yet here you are lying again. hmmmm
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        • SkinnyBill - replied 2010-03-09 10:38:42
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          ownd
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        • TridEkili - replied 2010-03-16 01:34:57
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          haha!
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      • SkinnyBill - replied 2010-06-07 06:38:53
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        eat it NAO
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    • CallMeGoogle - replied 2010-06-06 20:38:15
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      McDonalds offers saldads.... But, I am fat and I spend less than $10 a year on fast food. I am pretty broke, so I spend all my money on cheap frozen dinners.
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      • SkinnyBill - replied 2010-06-07 06:37:30
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        yeah.. salads covered in fatty dressings
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    • HeartlessAngel - replied 2010-06-07 05:57:40
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      But I don't eat salad...T ~T
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  • DeutchlandSchnitzel - replied 2009-12-07 02:52:27
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    COME OOOOOOOOON AMERICANS LETS WORK AAAAAAUUUD!! DOOO IIT!
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  • triclebickle - replied 2010-01-03 09:40:44
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    ha ha i eat what ever i want and just workout and sit in a steam room for a few ours and then let my matabolism go to work. 15% body fat, and a nice body and im an american lol
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  • 720Z - replied 2010-03-08 16:21:44
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    WHOOOO!!!!! i eat like a fatty but im skinny!!!
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  • xxkisamexx - replied 2010-05-25 18:12:00
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    woah people auctually stay in utah and new mexico i thought all that was uninhabitable nuked out land
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  • demeastro - replied 2009-12-07 03:04:42
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    omg thats scary lol and im not even american ... :/ +2
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  • BongoMan - replied 2009-12-07 03:09:17
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    it's an inspirational song to do some sports. Some lyrics are in Lithuanian, but you will get it
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    • triclebickle - replied 2010-01-03 09:34:22
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      nice
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    • toadyody - replied 2010-03-15 18:30:05
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      i like the way the lithuanian rhymes pretty catchy
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  • minoshman1 - replied 2009-12-07 04:36:12
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    I'm an American citizen
    does that count?
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  • therover - replied 2009-12-07 09:12:15
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    Why are the boomdox the fattest states?
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  • SkinnyBill - replied 2009-12-09 13:04:45
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    Thank you. You just completley outright owned all of america! Congratulations. You deserve cheesburger, no, cookie... no, errr..... *something healthy AND nice...* uhhhhhh.... Have a zero fat cheeseburger!
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  • beaverdundee2011 - replied 2010-01-03 09:30:58
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    its because Richard Simmons is gone lol. He drove everybody to work out. I resent OK being a "fat state" Im not fat.
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    • drakengard85 - replied 2010-06-03 11:08:55
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      wasn't richard simmons a large man though?
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      • Ertrov - replied 2010-06-03 16:40:18
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        1. Richard Simmons is not dead, not sure where you heard that.
        2. No, he's not large. He's a fitness instructor. And he's really short, lol
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        • drakengard85 - replied 2010-06-06 12:46:03
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          the last time i saw him was on a rerun of a whose line is it anyway (greatest show ever) and he was pretty big.
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          • Ertrov - replied 2010-06-06 14:10:54
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            I saw that too, and you may want to re-watch it, he wasn't big.
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            • drakengard85 - replied 2010-06-06 14:36:59
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              I mostly remember him getting frisky with wayne brady.
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  • peace - replied 2010-01-16 06:07:26
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    Wow america wow
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  • Krimreaper - replied 2010-03-08 16:25:05
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    I'm a U.S. citizen and i'm not fat. I'm 6'5" 190lbs
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  • poopiteepoop - replied 2009-12-06 23:58:21
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    HAAAAAAA americans...
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  • Ertrov - replied 2010-01-03 09:00:09
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    You know, we aren't all fat. I'm 5'11", and 122 pounds.
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    • drakengard85 - replied 2010-06-03 11:12:03
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      Im 5'11 and I weigh 116. I win the unnaturally skinny award.
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      • HeartlessAngel - replied 2010-06-07 06:04:21
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        I'm 5'10 and I weight more then you and Ertrov...and I'm a girl! Doe sthat make me fat T ~T..I CAN see my toooooes!! DX
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    • Inzanepiratical - replied 2010-03-09 11:43:46
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      ^
      I'm 6'6" and 215 lbs., and that's where I should be.
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    • CrazyJay - replied 2010-05-25 17:48:17
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      Since when does 67% count as a whole country?
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      • Ertrov - replied 2010-06-03 16:38:39
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        Who said it did?
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        • CrazyJay - replied 2010-06-03 18:51:12
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          Well, you said "we aren't all fat" yet this post isn't refering to all americans.
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          • Ertrov - replied 2010-06-06 14:10:27
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            it's a figure of speech, calm down
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  • brainfryer - replied 2010-06-23 10:36:24
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    johnecash get a life honestly none of us care so go find some friends
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    • johnecash - replied 2010-06-23 11:14:50
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      aww you do care, you said my name. thanks friend i wish i could say i care about you as much as you do for me but that would be a lie.
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      • brainfryer - replied 2010-06-24 13:59:13
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        is this what u do? u cant find anymates so u just go around pissed off all the time insultin people
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        • johnecash - replied 2010-06-24 19:10:17
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          so far you have two post for your name. both are being very negative toward me. tell me, don't hide, what is your other screen name?
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