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Today at school before the morning bell rang, I walked into the bathroom to send a text. I put my stuff down and a kid that I have never once met before walks in and shoves me aside. This is the conversation we had:

him: you wanna get the f*ck out of my way?

me: what the hell is your problem?

him: f*ck you!(he pushes me again)

him: you want me to kick your ass?

me: f*ck off!(I walk out)

As I walked out confused and pissed off, I wondered, "why?". Now I ask you my friends, why are people like that?
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Posted: 2011-03-23 13:39:57

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  • MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-03-23 14:22:30
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    Because he has a very tiny dick. It's not even funny how small it is it's just scientifically fascinating
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    • bioshock123 - replied 2011-03-23 15:57:03
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      oh yeah, microdick sindrome
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      • xxkisamexx - replied 2011-03-24 18:29:26
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        nanodickititus
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    • awesomeeeee - replied 2011-03-25 05:16:53
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      haha
      that was funny when brian said it from family guy
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  • alucard - replied 2011-03-23 14:59:45
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    u forgot ur stuff in the bathroom
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    • bioshock123 - replied 2011-03-23 15:35:01
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      no,I picked it up when I walked out
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      • GinjaNinja - replied 2011-03-23 15:38:26
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        u shud have said oh shit! the lulz we could have had :P
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      • alucard - replied 2011-03-23 16:41:59
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        good lol
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  • ember - replied 2011-03-23 14:53:00
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    He is what we call an asshole.
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    • PwnzElite - replied 2011-03-23 15:04:50
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      holy crap! ember finnaly appears!
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      • Ertrov - replied 2011-03-23 15:40:44
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        A wild Ember appears!
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        • PwnzElite - replied 2011-03-23 15:42:27
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          quick catch it...shit no master balls...uhmm, great ball...nope...*sigh*kill it for exp
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          • ember - replied 2011-03-24 17:23:06
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            Wild Ember used blaze kick!
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            • PwnzElite - replied 2011-03-24 17:26:51
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              what was that for? that hurt
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              • ember - replied 2011-03-24 17:32:09
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                Wild Ember used ember!
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                • PwnzElite - replied 2011-03-24 17:38:54
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                  wild pwnzelite uses Pwn... game over!
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                  • ember - replied 2011-03-24 17:56:46
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                    FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- I'm claustrophobic, can I ride on your shoulder?
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                    • PwnzElite - replied 2011-03-24 19:14:12
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                      hell yeah you can!
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                  • ember - replied 2011-03-24 17:48:45
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                    Denied!
                    Wild Ember used I Do What I Want!
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                    • PwnzElite - replied 2011-03-24 17:49:54
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                      pwnzelite used masterball
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      • MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-03-23 15:06:13
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        Dude she's been here forev's
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      • XxDaminalsxX - replied 2011-03-23 15:06:34
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        You're just now seeing her?
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        • PwnzElite - replied 2011-03-23 15:08:44
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          yea, i havn't seen her comment or post in a WHILE lol
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          • MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-03-23 15:10:42
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            You sound like such a Velma Dinkley "My glasses I can't see without my glasses" well get some contacts you dumb bitch
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            • PwnzElite - replied 2011-03-23 15:13:11
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              wait, am i the dumb bitch or velma?
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              • MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-03-23 15:14:02
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                Velma is the dumb bitch. But you need to put yo glasses on
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                • PwnzElite - replied 2011-03-23 15:15:05
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                  your comment made me laugh my ass off, just imagining velma saying it
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                • PwnzElite - replied 2011-03-23 15:15:36
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                  and it is hard to put on your glasses without interwebz for 2 months
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    • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-03-24 16:54:41
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      mudkip use water gun!
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      • ember - replied 2011-03-24 17:24:57
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        Critical hit!
        The wild Ember used sing!
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        • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-03-24 17:42:44
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          mudkip fell asleep! mudkip you did enoth. go ralts
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          • ember - replied 2011-03-24 17:46:41
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            The wild Ember used crunch!
            It's super effective!
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            • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-03-24 17:59:20
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              *beep beep* ralts ate oran berry! ralts use confustion!
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              • ember - replied 2011-03-24 18:01:32
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                The wild Ember is confused!
                The wild Ember used divide by zero!
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                • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-03-24 18:06:55
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                  shit! go snorlax! snorlaz plucked up hole! ralts was sent to another dimintion! bitch you killed my ralts! throws master ball go catch it
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                  • ember - replied 2011-03-24 18:10:52
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                    The wild Ember used run away!
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                    • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-03-24 18:16:08
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                      hell no! go groudon use eath quake an block wild embers path!
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                  • ember - replied 2011-03-24 18:19:07
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                    The wild Ember used fly!
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        • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-03-24 18:27:58
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          fuck! taillow use fly and chase after her. used hm (whatever) and taillow learned thunder bolt! use thunder bolt
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          • ember - replied 2011-03-24 18:33:52
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            The wild Ember dodged the attack!
            The wild Ember used dig!
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            • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-03-24 19:01:19
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              taillow fly into the hole!
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              • ember - replied 2011-03-24 19:06:40
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                The wild Ember used earthquake!
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                • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-03-24 19:44:56
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                  shit! gets barierd under ruble.grounddon pulls me out of the ground go blank pokemon. use plant destroyer
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  • 720Z - replied 2011-03-23 17:07:41
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    lol asshole that usually picks on me withdrew from the school.. He had such AMAZING insults like "Faggot" and..oh wait thats right,his inbred hick mind couldnt process that only saying faggot would make him seem more like a douche and less like he can comprehend that he was brought into this world only because of a cruel twisted fate where his parents knew no words closely related to "condom" or "abortion"...sorry...im not in all that good of a mood today.


    4e95f7ad 0dca 3672 - Why?
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    • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-03-23 17:25:39
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      i dont get the gif but it made me laugh
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      • 720Z - replied 2011-03-24 16:22:32
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        Lol I posted it because I didn't know what it was
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        • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-03-24 16:32:49
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          well that makes more sence
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          • chaosmaster - replied 2011-03-25 05:08:06
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            Actually look close, he pushes a laptop away and the rest of the gif he is RAGING!!!
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            • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-03-25 15:01:26
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              well i know that but i dont get what the hell he is
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              • chaosmaster - replied 2011-03-28 07:26:29
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                Badass online user in real-life
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  • SkinnyBill - replied 2011-03-24 12:18:27
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    If he does it again, give him this treatment...
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    • FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-03-24 12:23:17
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      I never had these issues, despite the fact i was a nerd in school. Then again, I'm 6' 7" tall...
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  • papereeno - replied 2011-03-28 08:55:33
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    Gather Round children it's time for another one of Papereeno's stories. You see my child, earlier that day Jessica (you're very confused assailant) had a bit of conundrum. This whole year and half of last year Jessica was puzzled about his feelings. His uncle visited last year. Uncle Tom brought many gifts during his visits, as you know, and Jessica was really looking forward to getting something new from Uncle Tom. What he didn't know was that Uncle Tom's wife, Pedro, had cheated on Uncle Tom and left him for some 13 year old Mexican. So Uncle Tom was feeling a little down this day and he wasn't exactly in the mood to be cheery. When Uncle Tom came over to Jessica's place, he bore no gifts. Jessica was confused and confronted Uncle Tom on it. Uncle Tom was in no mood to bargain as he had some drinks earlier that day. He grabbed Jessica and pushed him against the wall. Although Jessica had resisted and screamed like a pig on gravy at the Bar B Q being grilled alive, Jessica secretely craved this sort of, call it *tough Love*, from his uncle. After they were done, Uncle Tom realized what he had done and he left. Jessica was then forced to re-evaluate everything that had happened. He had a girlfriend and he was debating on whether to tell her or not. He ended up telling her and she dumped him while lowering his self-esteem. She told everyone at his old school what had happened and they all sang the 'Uncle Fucker' song from south park whenever they'd see him. SOmetime... the teachers would do it too. WHile playing football, his team captain told him that if it helps, he can imagine that the players he's tackling are his uncle. He couldn't handle it anymore. So he went into prostitution. One day when he was coming back from sucking chocolate daddy's dick (that was his pimps name), the cops had pulled him over. They told his parents and they were devastated. He slept in jail that night. The next morning his father showed up to jail crying. His mother had ended her life because of what he'd done. But he entered rehab to help his father. He identified Chocolate Daddy for the police and 35 women were saved from his fiendish prostitution service. He got a job and started supporting his dad. And earlier that day in the present, while walking to school, he saw his uncle driving by him. It brought back feelings and he ran into an alley where he sucked a man's cock for $1.25. He used that money to buy some gum but his friends had all asked him for a piece and he ended up giving all his gum away. One of his old teachers had transfered to you're school and brought up the *uncle fucker* thing. It was happening all over again. As he walked through the hallway in shame and rage he smacked into you and tried to take it out on you. But then when you walked away like a boss he broke down in the hallway and just cried. So that's why little Jessica was a bitch today. Either that or he was PMSing.
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    • bioshock123 - replied 2011-03-28 11:51:00
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      hahaha!, little bastard probly was doing hid uncle
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      • papereeno - replied 2011-03-28 18:32:43
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        I like that you downrated me for it
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        • bioshock123 - replied 2011-03-29 07:41:29
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          what do you mean?
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          • papereeno - replied 2011-03-29 14:57:58
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            Somebody downrated me for it. just thought it was you
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            • bioshock123 - replied 2011-03-30 10:54:28
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              no that wasn't me, I really likes the story
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              • papereeno - replied 2011-03-30 13:33:13
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                Aight ty
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    • kermit6427 - replied 2011-03-28 19:00:40
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      i didnt read it but it looks like it would take a while to type so kudos
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  • PwnzElite - replied 2011-03-23 13:49:21
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    the depends.
    some people think they are badass
    some think they are "alpha-males"
    some are truly depressed and always angry

    he was probably just a dick
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  • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-03-23 14:38:44
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    dude i would have punched him in the face
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    • MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-03-23 14:40:35
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      Haha you sound like such an Italian

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      • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-03-23 14:48:36
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        i dont get how people sound like italians the only thing i like about italy is the food
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        • MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-03-23 14:53:12
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          You don't get anything do you ???
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      • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-03-23 14:53:53
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        oh i didn't wathc the video
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        • Ertrov - replied 2011-03-23 15:40:19
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          It doesn't matter if you wathced it, but did you at least watch it?
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          • thekitkatkid - replied 2011-03-23 17:38:32
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            I wish I could favorite comments
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          • MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-03-23 15:53:43
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            I don't think he wathced it
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            • FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-03-24 12:22:12
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              He didn't watch it.
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  • Dawn - replied 2011-03-23 16:02:24
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    ...We think you found the twisted offspring of Johnecash and Mr. Paddleboats. We would just ignore them and think you did the right thing in walking away.
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    • bioshock123 - replied 2011-03-23 16:11:25
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      hahaha thanks. why did you change your picture?
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      • Dawn - replied 2011-03-23 16:21:45
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        ...We didn't change our picture?
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    • thekitkatkid - replied 2011-03-23 17:44:37
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      Mentioning someone repeatedly is hardly close to ignorance.
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  • thekitkatkid - replied 2011-03-23 17:46:11
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    He probably needed the privacy because he needed the bathroom to cry because he had a bad day or personal issues.
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  • xRAYZ0Rx - replied 2011-03-23 17:57:38
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    Oh shit.... kudos to you for walking out. I'd never have been able to do it. I'm almost certain I would've been arrested if that had been me. But to answer your question, most people are naturally ignorant and below average intelligence. Exhibit A: Jersey Shore viewers.
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  • mariofox03 - replied 2011-03-23 18:13:27
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    Ok...kewlz
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  • Naugron - replied 2011-03-24 03:23:28
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    Maybe he had a fight earlier so he was pissed off, and in an offensive mood.
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  • kermit6427 - replied 2011-03-28 18:58:48
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    i would have kicked his ass right then and there
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  • isaac1 - replied 2011-03-30 14:21:01
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    um...can you guy make your words a bit clearer.Hey dawn remember jhonecash,i know someone else who never had anything nice to say,joshFFuller he created dowratted people and made multipul acconts just to get points.
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