Who would you want to Narrate your life?

If you could have anybody Narrate your life, who would it be? ...Besides Morgan Freeman.

I'd pick Christopher Walken, just for the lulz. The long pauses, random whispering and emphasis on words one normally wouldn't emphasize would be too funny to deny.
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George Carlin, Samuel L. Jackson and Eric Cartman are all close seconds.

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    i fail to see your point and see how its funny

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    no ones said it?
    so i will Stephen Hawking:
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    Mr. Rogers is awesome. Before he was a pastor, and then TV personality, he was a Marine sniper with over a dozen confirmed kills. He wears sweaters on the show to hide his Military tattoos.

    • Ertrov
    • May 29, 2010, 1:23 pm
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    I'd have to agree. My life would feel like Highlander lol

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    Nobody said Stephen Fry!

    Shambles!


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    • Polygon
    • September 16, 2010, 6:50 am
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    herbet the pervert haha imagine the little whistle every time he says sumthing starting or ending with s :P


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    yeah you would pick him wouldnt ya :P
    - Dragkyre September 16, 2010, 9:29 pm
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    thank you :)

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    Very nice. Sir Christopher Lee, now actually. He's been knighted.

    • Ertrov
    • May 29, 2010, 1:21 pm
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    Noel Fielding and Julian Barrett.
    Aka, Vince Noir and Howard Moon. Also Bollo. :)

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    • SuDoku
    • September 16, 2010, 6:52 am
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    lol all u guys suck I would so get turrets guy to do mine
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    Greased-Up Deaf Guy

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    • Dannyl
    • September 17, 2010, 2:07 am
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    gilbert gottfried of course.


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    Defiantly Elmo

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    Samuel L Jackson

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    • juniper
    • September 26, 2010, 10:24 pm
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    Well, it's just Earl, not Earls. Other than that, good choice.

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    lol good choice

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    funny how both of them are in x men yet you chose both of em

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    ahah nice

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    Yes, Mr. Anderson

    • Ertrov
    • May 29, 2010, 1:22 pm
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    I can hear him now!

    • Math
    • May 29, 2010, 1:26 pm
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    I mean using his voice to narrate your life is creepy, not judging the guy, don't know anything about him

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    yes!

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    My name....is NEO.

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    woo the naked gun :))))

    • BEASTY
    • June 5, 2010, 3:15 am
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    Why has nobofy said WILL SMITH

    • IdEfYe
    • September 16, 2010, 2:52 am
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    Mike Myers
    Mike Myers

    • Absint
    • September 16, 2010, 3:01 am
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    Levar Burton. He has such a calming voice.

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    Clint Eastwood

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    Duke Nukem


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    Jared Leto
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    morgan freeman no question but for super close second carlin

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    As a second choice, Edward Norton
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    ed nortons a badass
    - bmayes September 16, 2010, 4:00 pm
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    By the way, the only reason I said not to pick Morgan Freeman was because I've asked this question to plenty of my friends, and that's what they all picked. =/

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    Damn shame advanced won't work.





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    Billie Joe Armstrong

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    Louis Armstrong
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    Steve Irwin, or Winston Churchill (yes, I know they're dead). Failing either of those, Steve Buscemi!

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    The first thing I thought was Morgan Freeman. Then I realized...

    Samuel L. Jackson. For a very specific reasons. The intro to Farce of the Penguins.

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3468353485153746440#

    (0:45-3:00), warning, vulgar.

    Also he's badass.

    Man, I would have picked Samuel L. Jackson just for reciting Ezekiel 25:17 in pulp fiction. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strikedown upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!"
    - CrazyJay September 17, 2010, 8:22 am
    Love that movie to death. And VERY good point.
    - Logos385 September 17, 2010, 9:00 pm
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    Leonard Nimoy

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    close 2 seconds are patrick stewart and James Earl Jones

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    Either

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    or


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    JIGSAW man no doubt. the dude from saw.

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    ... i mean how its a coincidence that theyre both from xmen and you chose em both

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    creepy

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