Who would win? #2

no outside help from other countries. who wins why. No nukes or other such things.



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    Canada, because we sit and watch while those silly Americans fight.

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    Why is North Carolina a part of the Atlantic-Northeast? I live in North Carolina, we are definitely in the SOUTH!

    because i tried to keep the area roughly the same or somewhat the reasonable
    - buddyfoeva February 4, 2011, 10:34 am
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    The northeast because they not only have the highest population of the five but they also have the most industry.

    yeah but ya'll dont have any guns
    - castlewarsisawsome February 4, 2011, 3:32 pm
    you do realize we have new york, boston, and washington D.C. right? lmao thats all we need.
    - 24paperwings February 4, 2011, 3:34 pm
    you do relize we have Texas thats more then enoth
    - castlewarsisawsome February 4, 2011, 3:39 pm
    pfffff texas suuuuuucks lets see how long they last coming up here during the winter. northeast could take them at any time of the year.
    - 24paperwings February 4, 2011, 3:42 pm
    lol you think were that dumb to attack you in the winter we'll wait for the summer when ya'll are all pissed off cause it's hot. then attack you because it will feel mild heat for us
    - castlewarsisawsome February 4, 2011, 3:53 pm
    Do you think you'll really have a choice? A war like this would last years. Not only that but there are three other areas besides ours that would need to be fought. I'm sure that New England can last as we would have only two fronts to fight on. As all other areas aside from the west coast only has one to deal with I believe they would out last the three in the middle. But with the high population and production capabilities of the north east I would say that we could without a doubt survive fighting two fronts. Aside from that the fronts we have to fight on are far smaller in comparison to the ones that all other areas would have to deal with therefore giving us a very large advantage.
    - 24paperwings February 4, 2011, 4:04 pm
    ok so we can't get to that place but we can get the others
    - castlewarsisawsome February 4, 2011, 4:27 pm
    muhahahaha admit defeat my logic will always win!
    - 24paperwings February 4, 2011, 4:37 pm
    we will win at one point
    - castlewarsisawsome February 4, 2011, 4:45 pm
    What are you talking about? They've got Arizona. Of course they have guns.
    - CrazyJay February 5, 2011, 8:42 am
    nice avitar. but still we got Texas in most places you can't take a walk without seeing someone have a gun
    - castlewarsisawsome February 5, 2011, 8:47 am
    Same could be said about Arizona. Thanks by the way.
    - CrazyJay February 5, 2011, 8:51 am
    well Texas is bigger and has more people
    - castlewarsisawsome February 5, 2011, 8:59 am


    All I'm saying is that i don't care how many guns you have if you don't have anyone to shoot them then they are no good. Besides we would still have more than enough guns to cover our area and the production capabilities to produce them if we didn't.

    Fyi to all those who don't know the map is a population map showing the population distribution through out the USA. As you can see Blue has a lot of people.
    - 24paperwings February 5, 2011, 9:07 am
    i was more of saying Texas could take arizona because it has more people. lol
    - castlewarsisawsome February 5, 2011, 9:13 am
    You obviously have never been in Texas weather, It's never the same more than 3 days in a row.
    Oh and we have plenty of "Good 'ol Boys" with enough guns to supply another Civil War.
    - imfrikknbad February 7, 2011, 6:24 am
    Yea weather has a tendency to change every three days...... But there is something that we here like to call "New England weather" namely because the weather around here has a tendency to be a real pain in the ass with the way it changes. we can have areas that are buried under 4ft of snow and then two days later be running around out side in 60 degree (not a joke this has literally happens). the weather in texas is much more consistent than in new england and thats a scientific fact. I'm not arguing that texas doesn't have its fair share of crazy weather I'm simply stating that I can't picture them handling it very well should a war break out. Also I understand that they do in fact have a shit load of guns down in texas. But I never said that you don't have the capability to start a war. What I did say was that the production capabilities of the blue outstrips the south. Along with that the population of the blue are is by far the highest of any areas. Just remember a gun is only useful as long as there's someone there to shoot it. With the differences in population the shear number of people in the blue is a huge advantage.
    - 24paperwings February 7, 2011, 9:23 am
    Well the day before yesterday we had 2+ ft. of snow and it's about (hold on let me check)56° outside right now so yes I do believe you when you say that.
    Besides we have Chuck Norris on our side (Check-Mate)
    - imfrikknbad February 7, 2011, 9:45 am
    yea well

    - 24paperwings February 7, 2011, 10:32 am
    LMAO I love that movie Bahahaha
    - imfrikknbad February 7, 2011, 10:34 am
    I know it was great! XD
    - 24paperwings February 7, 2011, 10:41 am
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    none... they would all go to fight, and then they just go to mcdonalds ^^

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    Black, because that's where I live

    • Pharmon
    • February 4, 2011, 12:06 pm
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    i would have to say the blue territories mainly because:
    1. they have addapted to the cold and can traverse snow covered terrian better then the others
    2. they have vast ammounts of valleys that they can seal up to trap other state troops in.
    3. they have kids that can plan ambushes on them

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    I have a question for the OP what is each one of these areas fighting for? That would be the only true way we could figure out which one would win. Because wars are fought for a cause and unless the people believe in the cause they won't fight. the cause could even affect which area people fight for. EX: the red is fighting for independence (again), the yellow wants free trade (with idk mexico maybe???), green could want to join canada maybe, black may want more territory, and blue could be trying to keep the USA together (only saying this because it has most of the original thirteen colonies and the present day capital), point is they don't have a cause to fight and the cause of each area effects where the loyalties lie.

    alright well i guess this could be one possible explanation. The south tried to gain independence once again, Arnold saw this and was like "Get to tha Choppa" and basically was like i wanna be president not just governor. The mideast "black" has illinois so the corrupt illinois govt. tried the same thing basically and wanted more power. The blue is just fighting to keep it a union. and no one wanted the green lmao
    - buddyfoeva February 6, 2011, 9:48 pm
    YAY! Now that we all have a reason to fight lets get to it!!!!!
    - 24paperwings February 7, 2011, 9:37 am
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    yellow cause we would use all the fags(san francisco) as shields while sending stars from hollywood(justin bieber, Twilight an anyone else who would be useless in a fight besides women an the only exeption is bieber) an while there ditracting you cause you would take out your anger on them we take all the fags that we kept alive and flank texas. texans hate fags so it'll be an easy when. after that we use the gain of guns an ammo to take the green. but once we start gettin more south we would change the strategy because there black. so what we would do is gather up all the ckickin we could lay it in piles around the south with men waiting for a good enough group of monkeys to get there greasy hands on the chickin then we open fire. in a month the south would then be ours. new york would most likely be the final stand but do to our over whelming numbers we would win. most likely by sending in a mole to turn new yorkers against themselves by shouting something horrible about the yankee's like "yankee's sucked your dads dick while taking it in the ass"

    go california:D

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    red mainly cause of Texas everyone that can have a gun has a gun

    agree, the south is crazy. so we win.
    - DennisDee February 4, 2011, 3:39 pm
    i know we would shoot off nukes everywhere before even giving it a second thought
    - castlewarsisawsome February 4, 2011, 3:47 pm
    Can't you read it says no nukes
    - MalverdeAl100 February 4, 2011, 3:54 pm
    i was just saying it i didn't mean it
    - castlewarsisawsome February 4, 2011, 3:58 pm
    Nah the south is very stubborn and we dont roll over easy unlike the yankees (its a joke and still cue the comments)
    - Reddeath195 February 4, 2011, 7:21 pm
    Southern all the way!!!! YEAH
    - Demono February 4, 2011, 7:38 pm
    Hell yea!
    - Reddeath195 February 4, 2011, 7:39 pm
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    I say it would be a tie between east, west and south. P.S. it gets pretty fucking cold in texas during winter people who are saying we couldn't handle it.

    Yeah I know it can get cold there but right now we have about three feet of snow outside. And if thats a pain in the ass for us I can only imagine what it would be like for you guys.
    - 24paperwings February 4, 2011, 4:23 pm
    right now we have about 27 inches maybe something like that and its not THAT bad so i bet we could handle just like people in the north could handle the cold its not like were just going to stop fighting because its cold or too hot.
    - Revisionoflife February 5, 2011, 8:10 am
    Yea it all depends cause like the east has some big forts so dose the south so it really is a toss up
    - Weichert506 February 7, 2011, 11:53 am
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    yellow because Alaska has oil

    • hightec
    • February 4, 2011, 4:42 pm
    so does the gulf of mexico.
    - Weichert506 February 7, 2011, 11:53 am
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    I think yellow would win. This is because they have Washington, meaning they basically have the entire military under their control. Even if they didn't, consider this: Each of the other territories could get hit from more than one side, from more than one group. Yellow only has to cover the east, and the other territories have to get through green before they can take out yellow. While the other territories slaughter each other, yellow can prepare. By the time anyone hits yellow, they've already lost a lot of their own troops while yellow is more or less untouched. They'll be able to easily defeat whoever is left unless one territory rises up and conquers the others. If that happens, let's just hope it's not the south.

    ... they have Washington not Washington D.C. Washington is a state Washington D.C is the capital and controls everything and is located between Virginia and Maryland making it part of blue.
    - 24paperwings February 5, 2011, 8:30 am
    Ah I see. You'll have to forgive me, I'm not from the US so I'm not terribly familiar with the geography. Now I have to rethink my answer:

    Assuming that the military force isn't divided up among territories, I have to give it to blue, for reasons stated previously. However, assuming the military is divided, I'm keeping my bets on yellow, especially when you consider that the others are my likely to try and hit the capital and bring down the country's government. (I imagine we'll see red and black fighting over the territory once it falls.)
    - CrazyJay February 5, 2011, 8:37 am
    Lol I understand it is a little confusing to understand that at first if your not from the country. Now I'm no expert on the military of the country but from my understanding this is how it works. The military takes people from all over and condenses them into the military branches from all over making them the army we have now this way they are they won't have an entire town wiped out in a battle should there ever be a draft. Now I believe that all states have some sort of state military but it is for the most part called the national guard. This is a reserve force that fights only during war and for the most part just does rescues for natural disasters as of now but is still trained to fight. The bigger question to ask actually now that I think of it would be which one area is fighting to preserve the USA because i think that would be the one that would control the army.
    - 24paperwings February 5, 2011, 8:52 am
    Washington DC is where the government resides, so I imagine they'd be trying to preserve whatever America is before war breaks out. But then we have to wonder why the war started. Did the teabaggers lose their minds (more so than they already have.) and make a violent grab for power? Did the liberals get sick of waiting for Obama to improve the country, and realize "Hey, we can buy guns too!"? Or maybe too many tea party candidates get elected and they become the government, sparking rebellion from the moderates? Hell, it could even be a class war (Poor VS Rich) I don't know.
    - CrazyJay February 5, 2011, 9:02 am
    Exactly but its because of that that you don't know who would win. Loyalties in America aren't to the state (unless you count sports in which case SCREW YOU NEW YORK!!!! YOU CAN SUCK THE PATRIOTS DICK!!!!!!!!) but to the cause.
    - 24paperwings February 5, 2011, 9:11 am
    Yeah, ultimately, this is one of those "we need more info" kinds of questions.
    - CrazyJay February 5, 2011, 9:14 am
    Yup thats what I'd say.
    - 24paperwings February 5, 2011, 9:21 am
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    Yellow because they could just nuke the rest of the continental states and then hide out in hawaii and alaska and be safe from radiation and stuff.

    uhh... i said no nukes
    - buddyfoeva February 6, 2011, 10:10 pm
    Yellow doesn't play by the rules.
    - casper667 February 6, 2011, 10:24 pm
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    Delaware didn't get a color so I'm going with them. After everybody else has essentially destroyed each other they will come in and finish everybody off.

    haha i meant to make them yellow.
    - buddyfoeva February 7, 2011, 1:03 pm
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    A classic red vs blue there.

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    red would win because we have the nuke bases in texas and most of us are rednecks that already have all sorts of guns :) leagal and ilegal since most other countries are giveing up there guns

    I said no nukes. Green actually has the most NORAD in Colorado. But they would still need the authorization code.
    - buddyfoeva February 7, 2011, 1:08 pm
    even without nukes we still have all us here redneck's! and we got stuff that military dnt even have!
    - dustinmorris February 10, 2011, 9:04 am
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    blue or red would win

    • bmayes
    • February 7, 2011, 10:09 am
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    To be honest.. You would all lose because you havent have'nt got the support of the British!

    what do you mean?
    - buddyfoeva February 7, 2011, 2:16 pm
    Nevermind it would only cause mass debate and conflicted views. :)
    - Phroinsias035 February 7, 2011, 7:14 pm
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    blue because south park demonstrated that new jersey alone can take over the entire US only being stopped by terrorist. The rules state no outside help...so there we go. Blue wins because of new jersey!

    • Rager
    • February 7, 2011, 1:46 pm
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    yellow...reason being all the gang warfare in california lots of guns and crazy people there on top of that all the hunters in oregon and washington..plus geographically theres all that barren land easy to put land mines in and perform patrols...plus they have area 51...on top of that theres alaska they can perform a flank attack on any invading persons...and hawaii is the central command because its so far away that its almost impossible to attack unless they go from the atlantic to the pacific but that would drain essential resourses on the attacking fleet they wouldnt stand a chance against the naval blocade which can be put up quickly west coast for the win......

    oh and lets not forget about the infinate potatoe supply that idaho has and all the orchards and ranches in california...
    - shadow83 February 7, 2011, 10:16 pm
    the only thing i have to say about your argument is that black has the most dangerous cities with gangs and stuff. St.Louis is the most dangerous city Also East St.Louis Chicago and even more
    - buddyfoeva February 8, 2011, 11:08 am
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    Russia. Because everybody knows that you just don't fuck with Russia.

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    demotivational posters meanwhile
    Russian drive by

    • Kodi93
    • February 8, 2011, 4:32 am
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