Which weapon would you use to kill Edward with?!

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  • gryxng
  • July 19, 2010, 9:10 pm
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    Ah, the old kill him with laughter... nice.

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    blade - which weapon would you  use to kill edward with?!

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    sparta!!!!!
    spartan 2 - which weapon would you  use to kill edward with?!

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    I'd hire a horde of angry Scotsmen, like the cheerful chaps shown below, to hack him apart with claymores while I watched, laughing.

    jacobites - which weapon would you  use to kill edward with?!

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    spoon - which weapon would you  use to kill edward with?!

    Beat me to it... A while ago. Damnit!
    - ReapersSniper December 17, 2010, 2:32 am
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  • 4

    I'd be all SHOOOP DA WOOOP
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  • 4

    A claymore is also a double edged sword retard!

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  • 4

    I'd use a real vampire and werewolf to kill Edaward and Jacob!


    van helsing dracula wolf


    oh and for Ichigo and his shoop-da-whoop I would use this to kill him instead:


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    also I would use Sephiroth


    0412 vg baddestvillians sephiroth fullsize

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  • 4

    Anything not related to elephants is irrelephant.

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  • 4

    All those methods are way to fast...
    How about putting some meat eating insects inside of him.

    Or we throw him into a room full of female (and male?!) twilight fans and let them rape him untill he kills himself.

    • Curuba
    • August 7, 2010, 11:33 am
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  • 3

    i would beat him to death with the pope

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    I'd beat him to death with a giant black rubber dildo, which is also the most convenient weapon for me as I always carry one round with me.

    • Dannyl
    • July 19, 2010, 11:36 pm
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    The only weapon more dangerous than Nuclear technology its self...

    Bruce Lee!
    bruce1 - which weapon would you  use to kill edward with?!

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    Screen shot 2010 07 20 at 8 30 27 PM
    this is what i would use

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    Search 'scottish claymore' on google images. This is what you will find:
    2060gt - which weapon would you  use to kill edward with?!


    It is a broadsword traditional of Scottish highland clans. The mine was named after this. Research a bit before questioning others.

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  • 3

    Even better:
    Sephiroth s Masamune AC by NoenGaruth

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  • 3

    Personally i would just beat him with the Banjo playing kid in The Deliverance

    deliverance banjo

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    somehow that kid reminds of tallahasee
    zombieland - which weapon would you  use to kill edward with?!

    • gryxng
    • August 7, 2010, 7:05 pm
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    Just for the sheer irony, I'd beat him repeatedly with a disco ball.

    Disco ball in action

    • SuDoku
    • November 10, 2010, 12:50 pm
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    Sword (Kill Bill, Blade, Highlander style)
    220full sword set 2

    • xdvx
    • July 19, 2010, 11:34 pm
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    My Wiener!

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    • Ertrov
    • July 20, 2010, 11:35 am
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    ........ A claymore is a scottish broad sword. Stop playing call of duty and go learn something

    • Dannyl
    • July 23, 2010, 6:07 am
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    They're drawing broadswords, not claymores.

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    OWNED!!

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    my cordless phone

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    then you would see all the seeman stains on his face

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  • 2

    I'd make him read Twilight. Once he understands what he's put me through, he'll take his own life out of guilt. That, or a lightsaber.

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    He is as good gone
    poster raptorjesus

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    Kill vamp

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    torturetool - which weapon would you  use to kill edward with?!

    I will beat him as close to death as posible without killing him. Then I will nurse him back to health only to repeat the process intill I get bord with his pain (might be a while). I then will chain him to a chair in the biggest building I can find to lure fangirls in. After the building is packed my team of twilight haters will seal all exits and set the building on fireusing the twilight books as kindaling as we rost marshmellows:D

    • ember
    • December 15, 2010, 3:41 pm
    or you could just jam that thing up his pee hole.
    - CaptinCrunk December 16, 2010, 7:38 pm
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  • 1

    Apparently the ONLY thing that can kill Vamps is fire(And Chuck Norris)...
    fire - which weapon would you  use to kill edward with?!

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    your not a bro rapist are you?

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    light that vampire!


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    SR-71 BLACKBIRD BEATCH!
    sr71 1 - which weapon would you  use to kill edward with?!

    • BEASTY
    • July 20, 2010, 7:46 am
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    HE....IS ONE OF THEM ATTACK!

    • BEASTY
    • July 20, 2010, 7:48 am
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    I would kill him slowly. First, i would cut his hands, arms, and dick off (if he has one) Then i will have justin bieber rape him. I would then slowly burn him and whilst having Bieber skull fuck him. Then i will have that gay wolf guy ash fuck him

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    18th century werewolf

    Why not this one?

    rip the arms and legs off he is pretty much screwed...

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    Holy water.

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    Wunderwaffle Dg-2

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    I think Justin Bieber's singing would be enough to kill him.

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    Chuch norris know what to choose
    chucknorris - which weapon would you  use to kill edward with?!

    or tickle until the death
    tickle1 - which weapon would you  use to kill edward with?!

    • fucQ
    • July 23, 2010, 6:18 am
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    chuck norris

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    They'd still get the job done whatever they used. Whether they use claymores or broadswords is irrelevant.

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    True true

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    my bad

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    id fucking tell every marvel superhero that he raped their girlfriends. so he has to deal with hulk and wolverine iron man blade luke cage ghost rider .and then id fucking hit his gay ass with a wrecking ball covered in wooden steaks garlic and holy water just to make sure he is dead id hit him with a steak again

    but it isnt a real vampire! it lives in the forest and sparkles! it is a fairy! also is it a boy or a girl? i really cant tell :P
    - Nightfang November 10, 2010, 12:48 pm
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    id fucking tell every marvel superhero that he raped their girlfriends. so he has to deal with hulk and wolverine iron man blade luke cage ghost rider .and then id fucking hit his gay ass with a wrecking ball covered in wooden steaks garlic and holy water just to make sure he is dead id hit him with a steak again

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    a true vampire.

    • gw2250
    • August 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
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    chinese holy water torture

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    Vampire Hunter D

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    hahaha this is what happens when a kid plays CoD and doesnt know that some words have multiple meanings. Fail lol

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    scots did use claymores though so its not really a bad choice of words one of william walace's faveright wepons was a scottish claymore

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    bloody brilliant I would have never of thought of that

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    CHINESE DEATH OF ONE THOUSAND CUTS!

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    so you want to take pictures of him?

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    no i want to crash into him at twice the speed of sound as it will kill him with ease :)

    • BEASTY
    • August 9, 2010, 1:42 pm
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    you want to kill yourself in order to kill him? (i know the devils advocate is always annoying buy hey, its fun for me)

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    yes but then i would be a marter and people will thank me forever

    • BEASTY
    • August 9, 2010, 5:14 pm
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    i will never understand why people hate someone they have never met like this. the fact is i knew nothing about this kid other than what i have seen on this site. then again if i don't like some one's music, i turn the station and not listen to the bad music and complain about how bad it is or how much i hate that person. thats just me though.

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    if you had a gf who liked it you will know why, my gf likes Edward wayyyy to much and i said i like bella she wasnt to happy lol that and she wants me to red the books and watch the films...and the first film had a shit budget.

    • BEASTY
    • August 10, 2010, 1:10 am
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    These, seeing as Edward only exists in gay form, this would turn him into
    A. A real vampire that doesn't glitter
    B. A normal fucking person
    C. Dust
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    i would not read the book unless you want to know the story and how to break down all its faults. i do have more respect for people who bitch about the movies who have seen the movies. i hate when people say the xyz movie sucks. then you ask have you seen movie xyz? they say no and you then ask well how do you know it sucks. for what its worth i have not seen broke back mountain and would jump on the band wagon to bash how gay it is.

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    i have seen them they are of but the story is bad and edward is just either retarded or gay

    • BEASTY
    • August 10, 2010, 10:05 am
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    all i have to say is if the ladies like it, by default i like it. then again i like the ladies. that is the point of view of a single man though, it sounds like you have a ball and chain. i am going to assume that the way you feel about twilight is the same way she felt about the last rambo movie(best use of a .50 cal maw deuce as a supporting actor ever!) there is nothing wrong with movies that are not made for men. i can't wait to go see the expendables movie, but i am sure there are plenty of women who eyes just roll when they think of seeing this masterpiece of arts.

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    i'd use justin biebers music on him :P then i'd throw his spasm'd body into acid with sharks with lasers! :D

    epic much better then i was thinking
    - castlewarsisawsome November 10, 2010, 12:58 pm
    hehe....edward will suffer XD
    - Nightfang November 10, 2010, 11:38 pm
    but i thnk justin biebers music will do the job
    - castlewarsisawsome November 11, 2010, 2:21 am
    lol
    - Nightfang November 11, 2010, 8:09 am
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    heterosexualasaur! I choose you!

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    egg whisk plain and simple

    • Jabori
    • December 16, 2010, 6:29 pm
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    Lets ask Macgyver, he'll know what to do.

    Funny you should ask Crunk.
    - Macgyver December 16, 2010, 7:25 pm
    Oh my Lord! MacGyver's on Sharenator!
    - Selma December 16, 2010, 7:34 pm
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    What he fears most. A vagina.

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    scoped and silenced 50 caliber

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    Gay Away

    • rain42
    • December 17, 2010, 4:17 am
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    An AC-130
    followed by napalm
    then PAVEWAY bombs
    Then the Tsar Bomba

    • Doip
    • June 19, 2011, 4:03 pm
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    the only way to kill him is to use another sparkly vampire to catch him then rip him to pieces and burn him. trust me this is the only way, i've read the books.

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    I will take a butter knife and slowly use it to dig his eyes out!
    And when they are out I will force him to eat them while I use a spoon to cut off his arms and legs. and when I do I will beat him using his arms and legs as weapons. And right before he dies I will play Justin Bieber to him.

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  • 1

    id spray pop up its nose until its head explodes

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    I would like to blugeon him to death with a:
    feather - which weapon would you  use to kill edward with?!

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    GARLIC!!!

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    You seem to like man loving a lot...

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    a claymore is a mine retard!

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