Which weapon would you use to kill Edward with?!
I has an AXE!!
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Posted: 2010-07-19 21:10:46
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scots did use claymores though so its not really a bad choice of words one of william walace's faveright wepons was a scottish claymore
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A claymore is also a double edged sword retard!
Beat me to it... A while ago. Damnit!
I'd be all SHOOOP DA WOOOP
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bloody brilliant I would have never of thought of that
i would beat him to death with the pope
Personally i would just beat him with the Banjo playing kid in The Deliverance
Ah, the old kill him with laughter... nice.
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I will beat him as close to death as posible without killing him. Then I will nurse him back to health only to repeat the process intill I get bord with his pain (might be a while). I then will chain him to a chair in the biggest building I can find to lure fangirls in. After the building is packed my team of twilight haters will seal all exits and set the building on fireusing the twilight books as kindaling as we rost marshmellows:D
or you could just jam that thing up his pee hole.
Apparently the ONLY thing that can kill Vamps is fire(And Chuck Norris)...
then you would see all the seeman stains on his face
i will never understand why people hate someone they have never met like this. the fact is i knew nothing about this kid other than what i have seen on this site. then again if i don't like some one's music, i turn the station and not listen to the bad music and complain about how bad it is or how much i hate that person. thats just me though.
i would not read the book unless you want to know the story and how to break down all its faults. i do have more respect for people who bitch about the movies who have seen the movies. i hate when people say the xyz movie sucks. then you ask have you seen movie xyz? they say no and you then ask well how do you know it sucks. for what its worth i have not seen broke back mountain and would jump on the band wagon to bash how gay it is.
all i have to say is if the ladies like it, by default i like it. then again i like the ladies. that is the point of view of a single man though, it sounds like you have a ball and chain. i am going to assume that the way you feel about twilight is the same way she felt about the last rambo movie(best use of a .50 cal maw deuce as a supporting actor ever!) there is nothing wrong with movies that are not made for men. i can't wait to go see the expendables movie, but i am sure there are plenty of women who eyes just roll when they think of seeing this masterpiece of arts.
Posted: 2010-08-10 10:20:07 Report
I would kill him slowly. First, i would cut his hands, arms, and dick off (if he has one) Then i will have justin bieber rape him. I would then slowly burn him and whilst having Bieber skull fuck him. Then i will have that gay wolf guy ash fuck him
I think Justin Bieber's singing would be enough to kill him.
Why not this one?
rip the arms and legs off he is pretty much screwed...
id fucking tell every marvel superhero that he raped their girlfriends. so he has to deal with hulk and wolverine iron man blade luke cage ghost rider .and then id fucking hit his gay ass with a wrecking ball covered in wooden steaks garlic and holy water just to make sure he is dead id hit him with a steak again
id fucking tell every marvel superhero that he raped their girlfriends. so he has to deal with hulk and wolverine iron man blade luke cage ghost rider .and then id fucking hit his gay ass with a wrecking ball covered in wooden steaks garlic and holy water just to make sure he is dead id hit him with a steak again
CHINESE DEATH OF ONE THOUSAND CUTS!
These, seeing as Edward only exists in gay form, this would turn him into
A. A real vampire that doesn't glitter
B. A normal fucking person
C. Dust
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A. A real vampire that doesn't glitter
B. A normal fucking person
C. Dust
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epic much better then i was thinking
but i thnk justin biebers music will do the job
Lets ask Macgyver, he'll know what to do.
I will take a butter knife and slowly use it to dig his eyes out!
And when they are out I will force him to eat them while I use a spoon to cut off his arms and legs. and when I do I will beat him using his arms and legs as weapons. And right before he dies I will play Justin Bieber to him.
And when they are out I will force him to eat them while I use a spoon to cut off his arms and legs. and when I do I will beat him using his arms and legs as weapons. And right before he dies I will play Justin Bieber to him.
id spray pop up its nose until its head explodes
I would like to blugeon him to death with a:
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