I will beat him as close to death as posible without killing him. Then I will nurse him back to health only to repeat the process intill I get bord with his pain (might be a while). I then will chain him to a chair in the biggest building I can find to lure fangirls in. After the building is packed my team of twilight haters will seal all exits and set the building on fireusing the twilight books as kindaling as we rost marshmellows:D
i will never understand why people hate someone they have never met like this. the fact is i knew nothing about this kid other than what i have seen on this site. then again if i don't like some one's music, i turn the station and not listen to the bad music and complain about how bad it is or how much i hate that person. thats just me though.
if you had a gf who liked it you will know why, my gf likes Edward wayyyy to much and i said i like bella she wasnt to happy lol that and she wants me to red the books and watch the films...and the first film had a shit budget.
i would not read the book unless you want to know the story and how to break down all its faults. i do have more respect for people who bitch about the movies who have seen the movies. i hate when people say the xyz movie sucks. then you ask have you seen movie xyz? they say no and you then ask well how do you know it sucks. for what its worth i have not seen broke back mountain and would jump on the band wagon to bash how gay it is.
all i have to say is if the ladies like it, by default i like it. then again i like the ladies. that is the point of view of a single man though, it sounds like you have a ball and chain. i am going to assume that the way you feel about twilight is the same way she felt about the last rambo movie(best use of a .50 cal maw deuce as a supporting actor ever!) there is nothing wrong with movies that are not made for men. i can't wait to go see the expendables movie, but i am sure there are plenty of women who eyes just roll when they think of seeing this masterpiece of arts.
I would kill him slowly. First, i would cut his hands, arms, and dick off (if he has one) Then i will have justin bieber rape him. I would then slowly burn him and whilst having Bieber skull fuck him. Then i will have that gay wolf guy ash fuck him
id fucking tell every marvel superhero that he raped their girlfriends. so he has to deal with hulk and wolverine iron man blade luke cage ghost rider .and then id fucking hit his gay ass with a wrecking ball covered in wooden steaks garlic and holy water just to make sure he is dead id hit him with a steak again
id fucking tell every marvel superhero that he raped their girlfriends. so he has to deal with hulk and wolverine iron man blade luke cage ghost rider .and then id fucking hit his gay ass with a wrecking ball covered in wooden steaks garlic and holy water just to make sure he is dead id hit him with a steak again
the only way to kill him is to use another sparkly vampire to catch him then rip him to pieces and burn him. trust me this is the only way, i've read the books.
I will take a butter knife and slowly use it to dig his eyes out!
And when they are out I will force him to eat them while I use a spoon to cut off his arms and legs. and when I do I will beat him using his arms and legs as weapons. And right before he dies I will play Justin Bieber to him.
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oh and for Ichigo and his shoop-da-whoop I would use this to kill him instead:
also I would use Sephiroth
How about putting some meat eating insects inside of him.
Or we throw him into a room full of female (and male?!) twilight fans and let them rape him untill he kills himself.
Bruce Lee!
I will beat him as close to death as posible without killing him. Then I will nurse him back to health only to repeat the process intill I get bord with his pain (might be a while). I then will chain him to a chair in the biggest building I can find to lure fangirls in. After the building is packed my team of twilight haters will seal all exits and set the building on fireusing the twilight books as kindaling as we rost marshmellows:D
Why not this one?
rip the arms and legs off he is pretty much screwed...
or tickle until the death
A. A real vampire that doesn't glitter
B. A normal fucking person
C. Dust
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followed by napalm
then PAVEWAY bombs
Then the Tsar Bomba
And when they are out I will force him to eat them while I use a spoon to cut off his arms and legs. and when I do I will beat him using his arms and legs as weapons. And right before he dies I will play Justin Bieber to him.
and of course