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Posted: 2010-07-19 21:10:46
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Bekenel
Bekenel
Rank: #65
I'd hire a horde of angry Scotsmen, like the cheerful chaps shown below, to hack him apart with claymores while I watched, laughing.

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Posted: 2010-07-20 06:35:16 Report Reply
Phoenix
Phoenix
Rank: #279
They're drawing broadswords, not claymores.
Posted: 2010-07-23 07:40:09 Report Reply
Bekenel
Bekenel
Rank: #65
They'd still get the job done whatever they used. Whether they use claymores or broadswords is irrelevant.
Posted: 2010-07-23 07:51:13 Report Reply
Phoenix
Phoenix
Rank: #279
Anything not related to elephants is irrelephant.
Posted: 2010-07-23 08:31:09 Report Reply
scots did use claymores though so its not really a bad choice of words one of william walace's faveright wepons was a scottish claymore
Posted: 2010-08-08 23:21:36 Report Reply
A claymore is also a double edged sword retard!
Posted: 2010-07-23 06:07:52 Report Reply
Bekenel
Bekenel
Rank: #65
Search 'scottish claymore' on google images. This is what you will find:

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It is a broadsword traditional of Scottish highland clans. The mine was named after this. Research a bit before questioning others.
Posted: 2010-07-23 06:17:50 Report Reply
Dannyl
Dannyl
Rank: #4
........ A claymore is a scottish broad sword. Stop playing call of duty and go learn something
Posted: 2010-07-23 06:07:38 Report Reply
tbart2010
tbart2010
Rank: #48
hahaha this is what happens when a kid plays CoD and doesnt know that some words have multiple meanings. Fail lol
Posted: 2010-08-08 16:07:10 Report Reply
Beat me to it... A while ago. Damnit!
Posted: 2010-12-17 02:32:18 Report Reply
I'd be all SHOOOP DA WOOOP

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Posted: 2010-07-20 17:41:32 Report Reply
I'd use a real vampire and werewolf to kill Edaward and Jacob!


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oh and for Ichigo and his shoop-da-whoop I would use this to kill him instead:


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also I would use Sephiroth


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Posted: 2010-07-23 06:21:03 Report Reply
Curuba
Curuba
Rank: #217
All those methods are way to fast...
How about putting some meat eating insects inside of him.

Or we throw him into a room full of female (and male?!) twilight fans and let them rape him untill he kills himself.
Posted: 2010-08-07 11:33:15 Report Reply
bloody brilliant I would have never of thought of that
Posted: 2010-08-08 23:29:14 Report Reply
i would beat him to death with the pope
Posted: 2010-07-19 21:43:28 Report Reply
Dannyl
Dannyl
Rank: #4
I'd beat him to death with a giant black rubber dildo, which is also the most convenient weapon for me as I always carry one round with me.
Posted: 2010-07-19 23:36:04 Report Reply
joey3636
joey3636
Rank: #97
your not a bro rapist are you?
Posted: 2010-07-20 00:42:27 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #44
HE....IS ONE OF THEM ATTACK!
Posted: 2010-07-20 07:48:04 Report Reply
moelester
moelester
Rank: #58

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this is what i would use
Posted: 2010-07-20 18:26:33 Report Reply
Personally i would just beat him with the Banjo playing kid in The Deliverance

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Posted: 2010-08-07 18:40:00 Report Reply
gryxng
gryxng
Rank: #134
somehow that kid reminds of tallahasee

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Posted: 2010-08-07 19:05:44 Report Reply
SuDoku
SuDoku
Rank: #18
Just for the sheer irony, I'd beat him repeatedly with a disco ball.

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Posted: 2010-11-10 12:50:14 Report Reply
xdvx
xdvx
Rank: #1
Sword (Kill Bill, Blade, Highlander style)

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Posted: 2010-07-19 23:34:14 Report Reply
CaptinCrunk
CaptinCrunk
Rank: #5
Ah, the old kill him with laughter... nice.
Posted: 2010-07-20 01:05:54 Report Reply
Alantae
Alantae
Rank: #500
The only weapon more dangerous than Nuclear technology its self...

Bruce Lee!

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Posted: 2010-07-20 17:41:16 Report Reply
mofosho
mofosho
Rank: #130
my cordless phone
Posted: 2010-08-08 16:31:44 Report Reply
CrazyJay
CrazyJay
Rank: #107
I'd make him read Twilight. Once he understands what he's put me through, he'll take his own life out of guilt. That, or a lightsaber.
Posted: 2010-11-10 12:59:12 Report Reply
He is as good gone

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Posted: 2010-11-11 08:23:37 Report Reply
ember
ember
Rank: #50

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I will beat him as close to death as posible without killing him. Then I will nurse him back to health only to repeat the process intill I get bord with his pain (might be a while). I then will chain him to a chair in the biggest building I can find to lure fangirls in. After the building is packed my team of twilight haters will seal all exits and set the building on fireusing the twilight books as kindaling as we rost marshmellows:D
Posted: 2010-12-15 15:41:01 Report Reply
CaptinCrunk
CaptinCrunk
Rank: #5
or you could just jam that thing up his pee hole.
Posted: 2010-12-16 19:38:56 Report Reply
Apparently the ONLY thing that can kill Vamps is fire(And Chuck Norris)...

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Posted: 2010-07-20 00:15:13 Report Reply
suckots
suckots
Rank: #203
light that vampire!


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Posted: 2010-07-20 06:06:37 Report Reply
then you would see all the seeman stains on his face
Posted: 2010-08-08 23:26:23 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #44
SR-71 BLACKBIRD BEATCH!

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Posted: 2010-07-20 07:46:42 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #96
so you want to take pictures of him?
Posted: 2010-08-09 11:40:28 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #44
no i want to crash into him at twice the speed of sound as it will kill him with ease :)
Posted: 2010-08-09 13:42:18 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #96
you want to kill yourself in order to kill him? (i know the devils advocate is always annoying buy hey, its fun for me)
Posted: 2010-08-09 13:55:02 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #44
yes but then i would be a marter and people will thank me forever
Posted: 2010-08-09 17:14:36 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #96
i will never understand why people hate someone they have never met like this. the fact is i knew nothing about this kid other than what i have seen on this site. then again if i don't like some one's music, i turn the station and not listen to the bad music and complain about how bad it is or how much i hate that person. thats just me though.
Posted: 2010-08-09 18:56:35 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #44
if you had a gf who liked it you will know why, my gf likes Edward wayyyy to much and i said i like bella she wasnt to happy lol that and she wants me to red the books and watch the films...and the first film had a shit budget.
Posted: 2010-08-10 01:10:29 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #96
i would not read the book unless you want to know the story and how to break down all its faults. i do have more respect for people who bitch about the movies who have seen the movies. i hate when people say the xyz movie sucks. then you ask have you seen movie xyz? they say no and you then ask well how do you know it sucks. for what its worth i have not seen broke back mountain and would jump on the band wagon to bash how gay it is.
Posted: 2010-08-10 09:46:20 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #44
i have seen them they are of but the story is bad and edward is just either retarded or gay
Posted: 2010-08-10 10:05:18 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #96
all i have to say is if the ladies like it, by default i like it. then again i like the ladies. that is the point of view of a single man though, it sounds like you have a ball and chain. i am going to assume that the way you feel about twilight is the same way she felt about the last rambo movie(best use of a .50 cal maw deuce as a supporting actor ever!) there is nothing wrong with movies that are not made for men. i can't wait to go see the expendables movie, but i am sure there are plenty of women who eyes just roll when they think of seeing this masterpiece of arts.
Posted: 2010-08-10 10:20:07 Report
I would kill him slowly. First, i would cut his hands, arms, and dick off (if he has one) Then i will have justin bieber rape him. I would then slowly burn him and whilst having Bieber skull fuck him. Then i will have that gay wolf guy ash fuck him
Posted: 2010-07-20 08:05:43 Report Reply
I think Justin Bieber's singing would be enough to kill him.
Posted: 2010-07-23 06:09:18 Report Reply
HippyBoy
HippyBoy
Rank: #162
You seem to like man loving a lot...
Posted: 2010-07-23 04:39:39 Report Reply

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Why not this one?

rip the arms and legs off he is pretty much screwed...
Posted: 2010-07-20 08:07:29 Report Reply
fucQ
fucQ
Rank: #297
Chuch norris know what to choose

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or tickle until the death

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Posted: 2010-07-23 06:18:34 Report Reply
ryrob23
ryrob23
Rank: #773
id fucking tell every marvel superhero that he raped their girlfriends. so he has to deal with hulk and wolverine iron man blade luke cage ghost rider .and then id fucking hit his gay ass with a wrecking ball covered in wooden steaks garlic and holy water just to make sure he is dead id hit him with a steak again
Posted: 2010-08-07 17:21:23 Report Reply
Nightfang
Nightfang
Rank: #160
but it isnt a real vampire! it lives in the forest and sparkles! it is a fairy! also is it a boy or a girl? i really cant tell :P
Posted: 2010-11-10 12:48:38 Report Reply
ryrob23
ryrob23
Rank: #773
id fucking tell every marvel superhero that he raped their girlfriends. so he has to deal with hulk and wolverine iron man blade luke cage ghost rider .and then id fucking hit his gay ass with a wrecking ball covered in wooden steaks garlic and holy water just to make sure he is dead id hit him with a steak again
Posted: 2010-08-07 17:21:24 Report Reply
toadyody
toadyody
Rank: #685
chinese holy water torture
Posted: 2010-08-08 13:14:21 Report Reply
CHINESE DEATH OF ONE THOUSAND CUTS!
Posted: 2010-08-09 09:27:25 Report Reply
iGreenDay
iGreenDay
Rank: #144
These, seeing as Edward only exists in gay form, this would turn him into
A. A real vampire that doesn't glitter
B. A normal fucking person
C. Dust
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Posted: 2010-08-10 07:33:04 Report Reply
Nightfang
Nightfang
Rank: #160
i'd use justin biebers music on him :P then i'd throw his spasm'd body into acid with sharks with lasers! :D
Posted: 2010-11-10 12:50:30 Report Reply
epic much better then i was thinking
Posted: 2010-11-10 12:58:02 Report Reply
Nightfang
Nightfang
Rank: #160
hehe....edward will suffer XD
Posted: 2010-11-10 23:38:31 Report Reply
but i thnk justin biebers music will do the job
Posted: 2010-11-11 02:21:39 Report Reply
iGreenDay
iGreenDay
Rank: #144
heterosexualasaur! I choose you!
Posted: 2010-12-15 15:09:21 Report Reply
Jabori
Jabori
Rank: #242
egg whisk plain and simple
Posted: 2010-12-16 18:29:40 Report Reply
CaptinCrunk
CaptinCrunk
Rank: #5
Lets ask Macgyver, he'll know what to do.
Posted: 2010-12-16 19:24:18 Report Reply
Macgyver
Macgyver
Rank: #1638
Funny you should ask Crunk.

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Posted: 2010-12-16 19:25:58 Report Reply
Selma
Selma
Rank: #5036
Oh my Lord! MacGyver's on Sharenator!
Posted: 2010-12-16 19:34:23 Report Reply
aggieman
aggieman
Rank: #288
What he fears most. A vagina.
Posted: 2010-12-16 19:49:07 Report Reply
scoped and silenced 50 caliber
Posted: 2010-12-17 03:48:59 Report Reply
Doip
Rank: #5332
An AC-130
followed by napalm
then PAVEWAY bombs
Then the Tsar Bomba
Posted: 2011-06-19 16:03:13 Report Reply
alucard
alucard
Rank: #327
the only way to kill him is to use another sparkly vampire to catch him then rip him to pieces and burn him. trust me this is the only way, i've read the books.
Posted: 2011-06-19 16:21:08 Report Reply
SuperPost
SuperPost
Rank: #93
I will take a butter knife and slowly use it to dig his eyes out!
And when they are out I will force him to eat them while I use a spoon to cut off his arms and legs. and when I do I will beat him using his arms and legs as weapons. And right before he dies I will play Justin Bieber to him.
Posted: 2011-06-19 16:40:53 Report Reply
id spray pop up its nose until its head explodes
Posted: 2011-06-19 17:59:10 Report Reply
DarkHunter
DarkHunter
Rank: #30
I would like to blugeon him to death with a:

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Posted: 2011-06-20 04:39:37 Report Reply
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