When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a Zombie

20100517 21 - when chuck norris gets bitten by a zombie

  • xdvx
  • May 18, 2010, 12:33 am
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  • 2

    Yea Surly the Zombies mouth would shatter after attempting to break chuck's skin?

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  • 2

    wow you dont recognize when people are being humorous i really feel bad for you and your lack of a sense of comedy

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  • 2

    we would explode from the epicness that is the norris lol

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  • 1

    SO MUCH WIN!!!!!!!!!!

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  • 1

    There is a bite in Chuck's arm, is this possible?
    Maybe it heals after some seconds...

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  • 1

    Zombie Chuck Norris... now we're all fucked.

    • Albane
    • May 18, 2010, 11:48 am
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  • 1

    Maybe...we should bite Chuck Norris and see what happens...

    • dogggy
    • May 18, 2010, 2:16 pm
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  • 1

    way to totally miss the point of this whole meme

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  • 1

    this is blasphemy how dare you commit suck heresy. may chuck have mercy on your soul.

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    exactly its to be mindless and stupid its not supposed to have some grand meaning or subtext just laugh at the stupid joke and get on with your life

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  • 1

    oviously he is in denial! It's Ok Daminals let it out, let it out. We all know Chuck Norris is awesome just deal with it.

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  • 1

    dude its called a joke ok you know like HAHA funny stupid mindless humor. just calm down

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    fuck bear calvery

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  • 1

    obviously chuck let the zombie bite him so he could see his appearance, only then to roundhouse kick the zombie-chuck into purgatory. Obviously.

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  • 1

    Chuck Norris. Now the conversation is over. SIR.

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  • 1

    actually its more like dividing by chuck norris

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  • 1

    lol this is just gonna piss the dude off more

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  • 1

    A point well spoken :D

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  • 1

    O.o wtf?

    • md2297
    • May 20, 2010, 9:25 am
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  • 1

    why don't you shut the freak up your a human being to and maybe i wanna pump your gut ful o' lead!!!!!!!>:(

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    Thank you. I do extensive research on the awesomenessosticity of the super being called, Chuck Norris. I do this of course, at a distance so that my head does not explode.

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  • 1

    An honerable death I guess. Can my gravestone say "Cause of Death: Chuck Norris' Epicness"? =D

    • dogggy
    • May 20, 2010, 12:22 pm
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    Meh lets make him try and prove his point of Chuck Norris being normal and watch him crumble from afar

    • noodle
    • May 20, 2010, 12:27 pm
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  • 1

    But surely when someone acts to study on Chuck Norris, the information will fill your brain and cause you to implode out of sheer awesomeness?

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  • 1

    thats a great post, and a cool image of chuck and a zombie chuck.. + 3

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  • 1

    now that you mention it... uh oh.

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  • 1

    I knew him well.

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    lol

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    thats like dividing by zero sir, well played

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  • 0

    thats even worse than dividing by zero.

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  • 0

    he soon will see the one and true master of the universe.

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  • -2

    There IS no point to it. There's no point to Chuck Norris jokes or Chuck Norris.

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  • -2

    I hope he dies one thousand death's.

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  • -2

    No. Now you're twisting the point i'm trying to make around. I'm speaking of people like @tricklebickle for instance. People that take these jokes seriously.

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  • -2

    There's nothing humorous about it. There's nothing humorous aBOUT CHUCK NORRIS. (Sorrry about the caps) But whatever. I don't care anymore. This conversation is now over.

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  • -5

    Hey how about who gives a shit? Nobody cares about Chuck Norris. I could go to his house right now and pump his guts full of lead and see if he gets up then. I'm just tired of hearing about Chuck Norris and how he's invincible and shit. Chuck Norris is a human being. Same as the rest of us. Just because he went to Iraq and taught martial arts to a bunch of soldiers doesn't make him the greatest thing ever. And yes that's how the chuck norris jokes came into existence.

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