What would you do? Hmm

76300828 - what would you do? hmm

I want to know what you would do!

  • Kermie
  • February 4, 2011, 9:32 pm
You might be interested

Comments

Reply Attach
  • 14

    I would take his wallet, bring it home, fap and jizz into said wallet. I will later bring the wallet by Hitler's place and leave it there. When he finds it filled with semen, he will be driven to find the culprit. Since I will not be caught, he will be driven to insanity trying to find me. Which will in turn make people see how crazy he is. One evening, he will think that realize that he really has 2 personalities and the other one has been doing this while he was asleep. He will think that his second personality had jizzed into his wallet. He will try hypnotism, psychiatrists, and pot not in that order to get rid of his second personality but it will not work. Of course it is not real, but because he will believe in it so much, it might actually come to and he will have without meaning to create a real second personality. That said personality will destroy his personal life, and reputation while he sleeps. He will be torn apart by this as people call him different names and have different attitudes towards him. He will end up with the descision of traveling to far away places in search for a cure, or killing himself. So being a pussy in his early years, he will leave Germany in a search to find a cure for his second personality. He will travel to Brazil where he will grow a full on beard and work with spiritual people who live in forrests and smoke marijuana out of huge pipes made of wood. He will learn their ways and become one with the rain forrest. One day, he will be fishing to find food for himself and his new wife Kitawa, when he will see litter in the river. He will find the German Beer "Becks" in the river and this will remind him of his old life. COnvinced that he has gotten rid of his other personality, he will leave his newly discovered life behind to travel to Germany. He will come back and get a full shave. He will start working in the military again, winning for the germans and showing off his army strategic skills. He will rise through the ranks. One day at a party, he will see me and have a flashback of me staring at his coat pocket at the last party. He will realize it was me who jizzed into his wallet, and he will shoot me on the spot. Me being a lowlife who only attended parties my whole life, will not be missed and no one really put up a scandal when hitler shot me. Then hitler will have a hallucination. He will see himself staring at me. it turns out that his second personality will now diminish since the mystery has been solved. So the second personality will walk the diagnal steps to heaven. Hitler will point his hand diagnoally to reach for his second personality or the stairs. People will watch him do this but will not see the other personality or the stairway to heaven but they will do it to. He will notice that everyone is pointing their hand diagonally and will stick with that for the rest of his life. Then I will get up and brush off my dust. Hitler will look at me questionably and I will lift up my shirt and show a bullet proof vest. I'll look him straight in the eye and ask "You mad?". He will curse me off in gibber gabber and i'll strut away like gansta. Hitler will see the tag on the bag of my shirt and It will say made in Poland. Hitler's retarded mind will tell him to invade poland to get payback. He will also notice my afro and convince himself that afro is the same thing as jew curls. So he will imprison jews and invade poland. The russians and some other countries will attack germany while hitler faps to pictures of buff manly looking german women. When hitler will realize he has lost, he will take his death-pill. After 40 min, he will realize that he took his viagra because the death-pill was in the wallet that i jizzed in. He will end up waiting for hours. But since every package of viagra says "If boner lasts for more then 4 hours, go see a doctor" and his boner lasted for 6 hours, hitler died on the spot because of blood build up exploding through his ridiculously small childish excuse for a penis. World War 2 would end and I'd be in my house fapping as always.

    So much win!
    - SuperPost February 5, 2011, 10:13 pm
    Thank you.
    - papereeno February 5, 2011, 10:13 pm
    I wish i could give ALOT more points
    - SuperPost February 5, 2011, 10:16 pm
    It's alright. I do it for the lawlz
    - papereeno February 5, 2011, 10:27 pm
    well your a genius
    - SuperPost February 5, 2011, 10:29 pm
    Dude i'm not gonna lie to ya. I'm tired as hell. i'm watching comedy central. I smoked a shitload of pot earlier today. I'm no genius. Just in a mood to fuck with thhe masses
    - papereeno February 5, 2011, 10:30 pm
    Pffft oh god im trying not to laugh right now...
    - SuperPost February 5, 2011, 10:39 pm
    why? Whats so funny?
    - papereeno February 5, 2011, 10:46 pm
    nothin... im working on somthing that im going to post later...
    - SuperPost February 5, 2011, 11:01 pm
    It better be a masterpiece.
    - papereeno February 5, 2011, 11:02 pm
    hey im tired ok... its about 4:00 am here and im only 13... it will be alittle hard to make...
    - SuperPost February 5, 2011, 11:05 pm
    And i finished it...
    - SuperPost February 6, 2011, 12:34 am
    Psh. I'm only fifteen and I did that whole thing. man up. what did you finish?
    - papereeno February 6, 2011, 10:56 am
    a video about alittle part of the hack...
    - SuperPost February 6, 2011, 11:03 am
    I saw that. Nice job
    - papereeno February 6, 2011, 12:41 pm
    - defmid26 February 6, 2011, 12:47 pm
    Lmfao
    - papereeno February 6, 2011, 12:49 pm
    thank you... im putting a video of me and a friend fighting SuDoku
    - SuperPost February 6, 2011, 12:58 pm
    I read like the first three sentences, it was funny.
    - defmid26 February 6, 2011, 1:10 pm
    And here I thought SuDoku was a girl.
    - papereeno February 6, 2011, 1:21 pm
    Good enough
    - papereeno February 6, 2011, 1:22 pm
    you did?
    - SuperPost February 6, 2011, 1:40 pm
    No. Jeez. Look at you one rank above me. God help you if you lower higher then me.
    - papereeno February 6, 2011, 1:52 pm
    Oh wow i didnt notice!
    - SuperPost February 6, 2011, 1:58 pm
    It's just funny.
    - papereeno February 6, 2011, 2:03 pm
    yeah...
    - SuperPost February 6, 2011, 2:16 pm
    it is epic but
    he was crazy for finding the holy grail so the people already knew that he is a fuck ass crazy bitch
    he made grils killing themselves because they couldnt take his "love" he was a huge lier and such a hypocrite
    seriously
    if a black man says that only white people are going to heaven do you think that this black man is normal?
    hitler said that only blonde guys with blue eyes were real germans so what the fuck? he was from austria anyways
    - Vans February 18, 2011, 5:31 am
    Sir fuck hitler.
    - papereeno February 18, 2011, 6:18 am
    Reply
  • 2

    Wouldn't matter whose wallet it is. I am not a thief.

    • billc17
    • February 5, 2011, 10:47 am
    Buzz kill.
    - Kermie February 6, 2011, 2:55 pm
    What a square :D
    - MalverdeAl100 February 18, 2011, 5:37 am
    Reply
  • 2

    I would buy me some bacon.

    • ember
    • February 5, 2011, 3:27 pm
    Reply
  • 1

    Id steal it and find away to give the I.D. to charlie chaplain just so he can possibly discredit Adolf and possibly overthrow the Third Reich

    Reply
  • 1

    of course i would. pretty much only cause it WOULD fuck up his night. like he fucked up millions of lives and stuff so, why not?

    Reply
  • 1

    i would steal it take the money then beat him round the head repeatedly till he died

    • stewiz
    • February 5, 2011, 10:34 pm
    Reply
  • 1

    your mom

    Reply
Related Posts