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What would u do and where would u go if there was a Zombie Apocalypse

Sharenator.com Chat What would u do and where would u go if there was a Zombie Apocalypse

First of all i would never go to a "shelter" because every1 no those will be SOL in a matter of days. I would stay in my house it has a pretty big secound floor barcade all the steps and evey thing. Then have ziplines to other buildings in case we are over ran. And the best part in the town i live in in wisconsin there are more guns than people so i wouldnt be in short supply there and have a 10 person max on my shelter
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Posted: 2010-03-27 08:05:35

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    CaptinCrunk - replied 2010-03-27 17:11:25
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    I would learn the ways of the zombies. Decipher their language and mate with their women.
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      RakkyTam - replied 2010-03-27 18:38:52
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      That funny. I wish I tought of that.
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    defmid26 - replied 2010-03-29 05:44:39
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    Dude, i would go to the mountains and live out in nature, zombies don't go up cliffs

    I would also bring a shotgun with lots of ammo and a baseball bat (i like blunt force weapons :) )
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      jasper360 - replied 2010-04-09 06:38:00
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      how in hell would u know?
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        defmid26 - replied 2010-04-09 07:32:57
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        all the zombie movies you see, they don't climb cliffs
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    achoron4ever - replied 2010-04-06 13:06:17
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    i would:
    1) Find A Working Car
    2) Go To An Armory(Gun Shop,Police Station,Military Base)As Soon As Possible And Obtain Working Weapons (possibly a rifle,Shotgun,Some Grenades, A Buck knife, A Hand Gun(Possibly 2, And A sniper Riffle. Also A Lot Of Ammunition. As much as i could possibly carry.)
    3) I Would Raid A Hardware Store (Probably A Home Depot Or Something)and obtain some heavy duty materials to build a barricade.Also I Would Get A Power Generator.
    4) Go To A Camping/Sporting Goods Store And obtain A Good Backpack,Come Can-tines, Lamps. Etc...
    5) I Would go to a Best-buy Or something And Get Some Laptops, Cameras,Wires,Sensors Etc..
    6) I Would Raid A Shop rite Or Something And Obtain Water And Canned Goods.
    7) Finally I Would Find An Abandoned Building, And Build My Barricade, Then Set up My Surveillance Equipment And Link it Up To The Laptop. Once That Is Complete, I Would Take My Weapons And Go Out Scouting For Some Survivors. I Would Try To Find The Best Hunters Out There. And Make A Team Of 5 To 6 People. Once That Is Complete I Would Find Information About Cold Spots, And Try To Move There. The Team And I Would Save People Along The Way, Form A Caravan, And Try To Find The Cure To The Zombie Virus. XD

    Thats All
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      jasper360 - replied 2010-04-09 06:37:21
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      that is awsome idea, i like it 100%
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    triclebickle - replied 2010-08-05 14:10:04
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    go onto a plateau with seeds, a tent, a few tarps, gardening stuff (soil, rake, shovel, other stuff for gardening, pick axe) a lot of rope solar panels, an axe, and a battery bank. plant the seeds, pitch the tent, work on the solar panels, work on digging a well, dig a tunnel system for keeping things safe and act as a panic room if need be and leave only for food and other needed supplies but other than that i would just live out my days as a hermit and ill probably get a volley ball for company
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    whitelawisthelaw - replied 2010-08-05 15:49:41
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    it has been a personal dream of mine to be in a Zombie Apocalypse. So I am already prepared. When people come into my house the first thing they say is" wtf. why do you have so many weapons?" I have all kinds of swords, clubs, war-hammers, guns, knives, and the good old lovable crowbar. I have a replica of the Master sword from the Legend of Zelda. I would love to decapitate a zombie with that. I would keep a gun with me just in case, but GUNS FOR SHOW, KNIVES FOR PRO.
    I dont plan on surviving, I plan on massacring as many of the undead as I can.
    Step one: gear up
    Step two: show the devil how good I dance
    Step three: go out like a boss
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    peace - replied 2010-03-27 09:16:38
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    Ina gun store is where I would hide BOOM! headshot
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    720Z - replied 2010-03-27 09:29:34
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    i would hide on the top of a hill with a sniper rifle/silenced, asault rifle,some grenades,normal handguns, and shotguns and there are mines all around me in case they get close
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    drakenguard - replied 2010-03-27 22:46:42
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    set a trap with something that would draw thousands or millions in then set off a nuke while in a safe self contained underground bunker like place for example Cheyenne Mountain Complex where they can't get to and wait till they die out due to starvation or nukes
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      Ertrov - replied 2010-08-05 16:06:11
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      Zombies don't starve. They eat people to infect them, but they don't need to eat for nourishment. Most likely, their digestive tracts don't even work, and they can't swallow. They just shove meat in until it's forced down their throat, and eventually, their stomach bursts from too much flesh. So starving them won't work. And as far as the nukes, that only works on the zombies that get blown apart by the blasts. The surrounding zombies will just soak up radiation, and you REALLY don't want to mess with radioactive zombies.
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    jasper360 - replied 2010-04-09 06:36:02
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    i'd go to a warehouse. and upgrade the outside with a whole of metal onthe outside, the i'd have .357 mag. two shotguns, and a emergency escape vehicle.
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    Ertrov - replied 2010-08-05 13:45:05
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    I'm going to have everything I need already at my house in a remote area. It pays to be paranoid.
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    cary139 - replied 2010-08-05 13:56:10
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    Im going to stay at my hosue, unless the outbreak turns into a bad case of class 2 or even class 3, and i will tear down my staircase, start running the water for my bathtub in case the water is shut off. and I will have guns. Lots of guns.
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      Ertrov - replied 2010-08-05 16:02:45
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      Don't forget a rain collecting dish, roof garden, canned goods, indoor chicken coop, and a ton of firewood.
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    btw32 - replied 2010-08-05 14:17:54
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    Get a boat and go to an island. Problem solved.
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      Ertrov - replied 2010-08-05 16:01:00
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      Zombies build up gas, and can float across water. Problem not solved.
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        btw32 - replied 2010-08-05 18:05:06
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        Light the ocean on fire. Problem resolved.
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          Ertrov - replied 2010-08-05 18:36:32
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          And with the oil spill, it's the perfect time! :D
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