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Posted: 2010-03-30 00:41:46
Psst.

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all ya suck its all about the NORRIS

chucknorris - What  weapon would you use during a zombie apocalypse ?

Posted: 2010-05-18 17:34:03 Report Reply
Tacoman
Tacoman
Rank: #288
agreed
Oh and here is another Chuck Fact
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land
Posted: 2010-05-18 18:19:09 Report Reply
predalien....fuck yeah

predalien2finalyg3 - What  weapon would you use during a zombie apocalypse ?

Posted: 2010-03-30 10:47:09 Report Reply
Naugron
Naugron
Rank: #113
If the zombies aren't on our side, why should alien, predators and predaliens do.
Posted: 2010-08-06 20:49:34 Report Reply
Super9
Rank: #3626
idk what he thinks to acomplish with those they would kill the zombies and us
Posted: 2011-08-23 14:54:46 Report Reply
Logos385
Logos385
Rank: #188
No way the Zombies are super effective.

292Shedinja - What  weapon would you use during a zombie apocalypse ?

Posted: 2010-08-05 13:37:57 Report Reply
Chris54
Rank: #660
One word, GOD...
Posted: 2010-03-31 19:07:56 Report Reply
iGreenDay
iGreenDay
Rank: #152
And when god fucks up and turns into a zombie, we turn to our real answer. CHUCK NORRIS!
Posted: 2010-08-06 10:13:54 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
Isn't Jesus already a zombie? Lol
Posted: 2011-08-24 00:16:59 Report Reply
gemie89
gemie89
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Can't believe this hasn't been posted...but I want to get one in real life :) just in case :P

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Posted: 2010-08-05 14:48:28 Report Reply
defmid26
defmid26
Rank: #59
you never have to reload a baseball bat :D
Posted: 2010-08-05 20:21:31 Report Reply
btw32
btw32
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You don't have to reload an AK either. It'll jam before you can unload it.
Posted: 2010-08-05 20:44:52 Report Reply
gemie89
gemie89
Rank: #48
AK 47's never jam...
Posted: 2010-08-06 08:49:18 Report Reply
btw32
btw32
Rank: #319
Only if they have the sks style mag. The ak-47(30rd) style mag tends to jam a lot.
Posted: 2010-08-06 09:06:49 Report Reply
Actually yes they do maybe not from mud, dirt, sand etc. but from dirty ammo.
Posted: 2011-02-04 16:08:51 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #46
wel i have this to protect me DONT PISS HIM OFF

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Ill be back.......
Posted: 2010-03-30 13:31:59 Report Reply
my terminator would be better for zombie killing because it is it's own weapon.
Posted: 2010-08-05 13:55:13 Report Reply
yep yep no zombie will be able to stop him.
Posted: 2010-08-05 14:48:54 Report Reply
defmid26
defmid26
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any of those three :)
Posted: 2010-03-30 18:17:50 Report Reply

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one of these or a

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if you don't know what it is its an MK19 aka an automatic grenade launcer
Posted: 2010-03-31 20:04:41 Report Reply
Yeah yeah fair call, just seal the hatch down >:D
Posted: 2010-04-01 22:16:46 Report Reply
Yeah but i think a tank is to slow :(
Posted: 2010-03-31 20:18:17 Report Reply
don't matter when u can run shit over although what i really would use doesn't exist yet

baneblade - What  weapon would you use during a zombie apocalypse ?


11 guns and the main gun fires a round the size of a small tank
Posted: 2010-03-31 20:40:52 Report Reply
Bekenel
Bekenel
Rank: #66
I would use: 1 x Challenger 2 tank

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and 1 x Apache AH Mk1 gunship

ama4 - What  weapon would you use during a zombie apocalypse ?

Posted: 2010-04-01 00:14:12 Report Reply
Justin biebers voice
Posted: 2010-08-05 13:42:25 Report Reply
MY BARE FISTS !!!!

fighting fists - What  weapon would you use during a zombie apocalypse ?


BRING IT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ! :p
Posted: 2010-08-06 08:55:59 Report Reply
An AA12 for myself,

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And Bill to back me up.

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Posted: 2010-12-07 05:40:14 Report Reply
peace
peace
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Sniper wooo hooo
Posted: 2010-03-30 01:45:42 Report Reply
why hit em' one by one when the AUG can handle groups at a time while giving you a little distance between you and your target / add the grenade launcher and you are ahead of the game for destroying brain matter and having fun whilst you are at it- the bitch is a up close and personal weapon that commands that you be close enough to smell their stench - Just a thought.
Posted: 2010-03-30 13:17:25 Report Reply
HeyPeace,DunnoWhyYouGotDownRatedHaha...ImaGiveYou+1JutToMake
YouFeelBetter:)
Posted: 2010-04-02 01:33:46 Report Reply
Yeahh same, pick the bastards off
Posted: 2010-03-30 02:06:36 Report Reply
rockets take out entire groups of them at one time
Posted: 2010-03-30 04:05:56 Report Reply
A baseball bat with a nail through it.
Posted: 2010-03-30 14:27:15 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
Katana for melee, shotgun for semi-large groups, any rifle for range, and pistols for back-up.
Posted: 2010-03-30 16:37:59 Report Reply
the zombie survival guide says a shotgun is good for close range but it is bulky and the shells are burdensome when traveling an LMG or assualt rifle would be a better choice but if your in a fixed area like the upper part or roof of a house a shotgun would be the perfect weapon to use.
Posted: 2010-03-31 22:00:40 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
First of all, never listen to the zombie survival guide lol. Max Brooks is going to get a lot of people killed. A shotgun is really just a last resort, because of reload time and how loud it is. An assault rifle would be ok, but again, very loud. Best to mainly use a katana, rifle, and pistols. I meant originally to say shotgun for backup, but I switched it, sorry.
Posted: 2010-08-05 13:32:42 Report Reply
yeah thats why im going with the t-1000 a lean mean liquid metal killing machine would do some major damage but for a realistic time an ice pick tied to a pole of some kind would be quiet, effective and perfect for roof top killing. or chainsaw stilts lol
Posted: 2010-08-05 13:53:19 Report Reply
I use sub sonic ammo and a suppressor for my AR15 and have a rather large stock of it
Posted: 2011-02-05 20:58:31 Report Reply
MIKYTEY
MIKYTEY
Rank: #154
personally i prefer supersonic ammo... you know, the full on 65grain 5.56x45 stuff. but i live on a very open piece of land so i need the added distance
Posted: 2011-02-05 21:13:57 Report Reply
yeah I have a multi acre cabin estate in montana and I built a long range last year and the shells I use are custom loads that I got a max range at about 800 yards
Posted: 2011-02-06 07:58:26 Report Reply
MIKYTEY
MIKYTEY
Rank: #154
thats kinda short... i always use custom loads. all i know is i accidently hit the neighbors cow at about 1500 yards with my 5.56
Posted: 2011-02-06 18:33:24 Report Reply
well I use those rounds for hunting and I don't know about you but I'm not looking forward to walking close to a mile to tag an elk. really I could probably get more range out of them but it's just not needed.
Posted: 2011-02-06 18:51:17 Report
MIKYTEY
MIKYTEY
Rank: #154
true... but since you dont tag zombies and their flesh is already decaying/decayed effective range is about 1km i'd guess
Posted: 2011-02-06 20:29:29 Report
InMyPaNtS
InMyPaNtS
Rank: #511
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nuke
Posted: 2010-03-30 17:09:54 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
That works well on a few thousand zombies, but then the ones just outside of the blast zone will become radioactive zombies, which really really sucks.
Posted: 2010-08-05 13:33:44 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #104
I would use chuck Norris. He would cleans the world of zombies in one night like Santa.
Posted: 2010-03-30 20:28:33 Report Reply
he would do it in a minute if he was lazy and a nano-second if he had is morning coffee
Posted: 2010-03-31 21:48:07 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #104
chuck would end the zombie apocalypse in one swift round house kick.
Posted: 2010-04-01 05:48:53 Report Reply
Some kind of automatic gun for those large crowds of undead. And you can never go wrong with a .50 cal

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We are so damn ready for a zombie apocalypse. It warms my heart
Posted: 2010-03-31 18:12:55 Report Reply
gunblade

gunblade - What  weapon would you use during a zombie apocalypse ?


terminator t-1000

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and i would ride around in this

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Posted: 2010-03-31 21:44:31 Report Reply
ozey500
ozey500
Rank: #1068
wow i want all them weapons
Posted: 2010-03-31 21:48:13 Report Reply
Polygon
Polygon
Rank: #105
samourai sword and a sandstone to sharpen if i may :)
Posted: 2010-04-01 01:56:11 Report Reply
therover
therover
Rank: #576
m1 carbine, machete, crow bar, and a lot of mountain dew. And a few silenced pistols.
Posted: 2010-04-01 07:12:12 Report Reply
fuking MG4 FTW!!!!!!
Posted: 2010-05-18 09:57:20 Report Reply
i couldn't find a pic for it but i would bring an automatic R.P.G.!
Posted: 2010-05-18 17:26:03 Report Reply
A British 303. Rambo knife. And a H1 hummer
Posted: 2010-05-18 17:40:27 Report Reply
Stop listing "Tacticooool" over rated guns its hurting my brain.
As Max Brooks says in his Zombie survival guide you want:
Something light.
Preferably semi automatic to avoid temptation.
Uses light ammunition.
Can accept a silencer to prevent luring more zombies.

Ill be taking a Ruger mini-14 loaded with 5.56mm.


But in all seriousness ill bring Bruce Lee.
Posted: 2010-05-19 08:47:08 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
But please do not rely on the ZSG for info. Max Brooks is an idiot.
Posted: 2010-08-05 13:35:44 Report Reply
btw32
btw32
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Obviously since zombies have a high threshold of pain you want something that fires a large caliber shot but can maintain a rapid fire rate. Well with those facts only one gun springs to mind. A minigun, they were designed with those factors in mind. As long as you have A LOT of ammunition. And they fire a big 7.62x54 mm round which can punch through steel.
Posted: 2010-08-05 14:12:23 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
Zombies don't have a high threshold of pain, they're just incapable of feeling anything, including pain. So it doesn't need to be overkill, just has to destroy the brain.
Posted: 2010-08-05 18:40:22 Report Reply
Jofus1992
Jofus1992
Rank: #72
Like I said, its all about tissue disruption. If you mutilate enough flesh you will not be eaten by the zombie. So the minigun wouldn't be a bad choice but a gun that big is not practical.
Posted: 2010-08-07 03:07:31 Report Reply
MIKYTEY
MIKYTEY
Rank: #154
umm... your .308 minigun is kinda weak... we got bored a couple weeks ago here in afghaniland so some of us went out and "aquired" a 30mm vulcan nose cannon from an open yard(has been returned) and mounted it on a M1A2 abrahms (im a mechanic and so are 3 other guys in on this) one of them got pics so i'll try to track some down
Posted: 2011-02-05 21:01:57 Report Reply
Naugron
Naugron
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And just in case a Giant Zombie Abomantion comes to life by some Mutation like this:

monsrtah - What  weapon would you use during a zombie apocalypse ?


We use the Ion Cannon to clean it up..

Posted: 2010-08-06 21:06:33 Report Reply
Jofus1992
Jofus1992
Rank: #72
In all seriousness I would carry two weapons. One would be a Beretta 12 gauge shotgun because killing zombies, just like killing anything else is all about tissue disruption and the 12 gauge does a damn good job of that but only for close range. The other weapon I would use would be an AK-47. The M4 or M16 is really a better weapon but the AK-47 is a bit better if you won't be able to service and clean it on a regular basis. Think of the M4 or M16 as a fine tuned sports car. You have to take care of it, put the expensive gas in it, and make sure you are servicing it regularly. But then think of the AK-47 as an old reliable pickup. The pickup rarely ever breaks down. So thats why I would use an AK-47 instead of the M4. In the event of a zombie apocalypse you probably won't be able to clean your weapons as regularly as you should and I would rather not have to use my M4 as a club, so I'll just just stick with the AK.
Posted: 2010-08-07 03:05:35 Report Reply
MIKYTEY
MIKYTEY
Rank: #154
i'm personally all for the SIG556 rifle. its 2 position gas piston design makes it more reliable than my M4 without sacrificing accuracy. i'd dare say as long as you dont put any rocks in it and keep the bolt closed you would be fine for endless shooting. i put about 2500 rounds through my sig before i cleaned it and i still havent had to use position 2 on the piston.
Posted: 2011-02-05 21:06:35 Report Reply
alucard
alucard
Rank: #340
I'll bring Michael Jackson so while he makes the zombies dance i can kill them one at a time with a knife.
Posted: 2011-01-12 15:40:52 Report Reply
G3 assualt rifle well made, easy to find ammo (.308), very reliable in terms of dirty ammuntion and not to mention it looks pretty cool too.
Posted: 2011-02-05 20:42:06 Report Reply
Super9
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Simple Way or Hard Way You Guys Are doing The Hard Way The Easy Way With me Would Win Get Into every spaceship we can then nuke the planet's infested sites with....... That's right Toilet Brownies Their only weakness jking
Posted: 2011-08-23 15:10:57 Report Reply
the question is what weapon wouldnt I use
Posted: 2011-08-23 17:59:33 Report Reply
if there was a zombie outbreak, it would last only a day because everybody is prepared and waiting 2 kill some zombies
Posted: 2011-08-24 12:19:18 Report Reply

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