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Posted: 2010-03-30 00:41:46

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willwhite007 - replied 2010-03-30 13:14:39

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- CaptinCrunk - replied 2010-03-30 13:24:46
  
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  that movie was the shiz
  
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  - willwhite007 - replied 2010-03-30 13:28:47
    
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    thank you my nizzle.
    
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    - CaptinCrunk - replied 2010-04-02 00:44:41
      
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      fo shizzle
      
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Dannyl - replied 2010-04-01 00:27:19

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Bring it

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- CaptinCrunk - replied 2010-04-01 01:18:52
  
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  Ballsy... I like it!
  
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DangerBunny666 - replied 2010-03-31 22:23:19

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- willwhite007 - replied 2010-04-02 05:21:20
  
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  do want....
  
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thekitkatkid - replied 2010-05-18 17:34:03

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all ya suck its all about the NORRIS

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- Tacoman - replied 2010-05-18 18:19:09
  
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  agreed
  Oh and here is another Chuck Fact
  Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land
  
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  - thekitkatkid - replied 2010-05-18 18:37:14
    
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    lmfao
    
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sickness - replied 2010-05-18 17:36:50

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ArdensCastro - replied 2010-03-30 10:47:09

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predalien....fuck yeah

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- Naugron - replied 2010-08-06 20:49:34
  
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  If the zombies aren't on our side, why should alien, predators and predaliens do.
  
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  - Super9 - replied 2011-08-23 14:54:46
    
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    idk what he thinks to acomplish with those they would kill the zombies and us
    
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DangerBunny666 - replied 2010-03-31 22:16:22

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Logos385 - replied 2010-08-05 13:37:57

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No way the Zombies are super effective.

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Chris54 - replied 2010-03-31 19:07:56

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One word, GOD...

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- iGreenDay - replied 2010-08-06 10:13:54
  
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  And when god fucks up and turns into a zombie, we turn to our real answer. CHUCK NORRIS!
  
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  - Ertrov - replied 2011-08-24 00:16:59
    
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    Isn't Jesus already a zombie? Lol
    
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gemie89 - replied 2010-08-05 14:48:28

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Can't believe this hasn't been posted...but I want to get one in real life :) just in case :P

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- defmid26 - replied 2010-08-05 20:21:31
  
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  you never have to reload a baseball bat :D
  
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  - btw32 - replied 2010-08-05 20:44:52
    
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    You don't have to reload an AK either. It'll jam before you can unload it.
    
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    - gemie89 - replied 2010-08-06 08:49:18
      
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      AK 47's never jam...
      
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      - btw32 - replied 2010-08-06 09:06:49
        
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        Only if they have the sks style mag. The ak-47(30rd) style mag tends to jam a lot.
        
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      - Revisionoflife - replied 2011-02-04 16:08:51
        
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        Actually yes they do maybe not from mud, dirt, sand etc. but from dirty ammo.
        
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    - ArdensCastro - replied 2010-08-07 07:58:35
      
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      ha!
      
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CaptinCrunk - replied 2010-03-30 11:46:21

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a rock

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Goober - replied 2010-03-30 13:23:01

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Spas 12

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BEASTY - replied 2010-03-30 13:31:59

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wel i have this to protect me DONT PISS HIM OFF

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Ill be back.......

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- triclebickle - replied 2010-08-05 13:55:13
  
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  my terminator would be better for zombie killing because it is it's own weapon.
  
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  - BEASTY - replied 2010-08-05 14:42:03
    
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    this guy
    
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    - triclebickle - replied 2010-08-05 14:48:54
      
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      yep yep no zombie will be able to stop him.
      
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defmid26 - replied 2010-03-30 18:17:50

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any of those three :)

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drakenguard - replied 2010-03-31 20:04:41

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one of these or a

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if you don't know what it is its an MK19 aka an automatic grenade launcer

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- MrLemonade - replied 2010-04-01 22:16:46
  
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  Yeah yeah fair call, just seal the hatch down >:D
  
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- MrLemonade - replied 2010-03-31 20:18:17
  
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  Yeah but i think a tank is to slow :(
  
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  - drakenguard - replied 2010-03-31 20:40:52
    
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    don't matter when u can run shit over although what i really would use doesn't exist yet
    
    11 guns and the main gun fires a round the size of a small tank
    
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Bekenel - replied 2010-04-01 00:14:12

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I would use: 1 x Challenger 2 tank

and 1 x Apache AH Mk1 gunship

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- Kodi93 - replied 2012-09-23 14:50:50
  
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  What do you do when you run out of gas?
  
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IDeidaraIKun - replied 2010-08-05 13:42:25

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Justin biebers voice

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mofosho - replied 2010-08-05 20:18:15

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fuckall

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GangsterMonkey - replied 2010-08-06 08:55:59

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MY BARE FISTS !!!!

BRING IT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ! :p

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EngieProductions - replied 2010-12-07 05:40:14

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An AA12 for myself,

And Bill to back me up.

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- SuperPost - replied 2011-02-05 20:45:43
  
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  BILL FTW!
  
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SuperPost - replied 2011-02-05 20:47:00

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Zayne32 - replied 2011-02-06 21:01:26

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peace - replied 2010-03-30 01:45:42

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Sniper wooo hooo

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- willwhite007 - replied 2010-03-30 13:17:25
  
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  why hit em' one by one when the AUG can handle groups at a time while giving you a little distance between you and your target / add the grenade launcher and you are ahead of the game for destroying brain matter and having fun whilst you are at it- the bitch is a up close and personal weapon that commands that you be close enough to smell their stench - Just a thought.
  
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- Hashnooroxybox - replied 2010-04-02 01:33:46
  
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  HeyPeace,DunnoWhyYouGotDownRatedHaha...ImaGiveYou+1JutToMakeYouFeelBetter:)
  
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MrLemonade - replied 2010-03-30 02:06:36

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Yeahh same, pick the bastards off

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drakenguard - replied 2010-03-30 04:05:56

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rockets take out entire groups of them at one time

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Clarkie101 - replied 2010-03-30 14:27:15

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A baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Ertrov - replied 2010-03-30 16:37:59

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Katana for melee, shotgun for semi-large groups, any rifle for range, and pistols for back-up.

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- triclebickle - replied 2010-03-31 22:00:40
  
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  the zombie survival guide says a shotgun is good for close range but it is bulky and the shells are burdensome when traveling an LMG or assualt rifle would be a better choice but if your in a fixed area like the upper part or roof of a house a shotgun would be the perfect weapon to use.
  
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  - Ertrov - replied 2010-08-05 13:32:42
    
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    First of all, never listen to the zombie survival guide lol. Max Brooks is going to get a lot of people killed. A shotgun is really just a last resort, because of reload time and how loud it is. An assault rifle would be ok, but again, very loud. Best to mainly use a katana, rifle, and pistols. I meant originally to say shotgun for backup, but I switched it, sorry.
    
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    - triclebickle - replied 2010-08-05 13:53:19
      
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      yeah thats why im going with the t-1000 a lean mean liquid metal killing machine would do some major damage but for a realistic time an ice pick tied to a pole of some kind would be quiet, effective and perfect for roof top killing. or chainsaw stilts lol
      
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      - MIKYTEY - replied 2011-02-05 20:56:32
        
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        or any assault rifle with a suppressor and ASP ammunition
        
        link to ASP ammo for future use. http://www.extremeshockusa.com/cgistore/store.cgi?page=/new/product.html&setup=1&ida=7&idp=0&his=0&cart_id=5655822.18512
        
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        triclebickle - replied 2011-02-05 20:58:31
        
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        I use sub sonic ammo and a suppressor for my AR15 and have a rather large stock of it
        
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        MIKYTEY - replied 2011-02-05 21:13:57
        
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        personally i prefer supersonic ammo... you know, the full on 65grain 5.56x45 stuff. but i live on a very open piece of land so i need the added distance
        
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        triclebickle - replied 2011-02-06 07:58:26
        
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        yeah I have a multi acre cabin estate in montana and I built a long range last year and the shells I use are custom loads that I got a max range at about 800 yards
        
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        MIKYTEY - replied 2011-02-06 18:33:24
        
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        thats kinda short... i always use custom loads. all i know is i accidently hit the neighbors cow at about 1500 yards with my 5.56
        
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        triclebickle - replied 2011-02-06 18:51:17
        
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        well I use those rounds for hunting and I don't know about you but I'm not looking forward to walking close to a mile to tag an elk. really I could probably get more range out of them but it's just not needed.
        
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        MIKYTEY - replied 2011-02-06 20:29:29
        
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        true... but since you dont tag zombies and their flesh is already decaying/decayed effective range is about 1km i'd guess
        
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InMyPaNtS - replied 2010-03-30 17:09:54

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nuke

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- Ertrov - replied 2010-08-05 13:33:44
  
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  That works well on a few thousand zombies, but then the ones just outside of the blast zone will become radioactive zombies, which really really sucks.
  
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johnecash - replied 2010-03-30 20:28:33

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I would use chuck Norris. He would cleans the world of zombies in one night like Santa.

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- triclebickle - replied 2010-03-31 21:48:07
  
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  he would do it in a minute if he was lazy and a nano-second if he had is morning coffee
  
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  - johnecash - replied 2010-04-01 05:48:53
    
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    chuck would end the zombie apocalypse in one swift round house kick.
    
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ninjapoptart - replied 2010-03-31 18:12:55

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Some kind of automatic gun for those large crowds of undead. And you can never go wrong with a .50 cal

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We are so damn ready for a zombie apocalypse. It warms my heart

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triclebickle - replied 2010-03-31 21:44:31

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gunblade

terminator t-1000

and i would ride around in this

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ozey500 - replied 2010-03-31 21:48:13

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wow i want all them weapons

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Polygon - replied 2010-04-01 01:56:11

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samourai sword and a sandstone to sharpen if i may :)

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therover - replied 2010-04-01 07:12:12

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m1 carbine, machete, crow bar, and a lot of mountain dew. And a few silenced pistols.

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jackomola - replied 2010-05-18 09:57:20

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fuking MG4 FTW!!!!!!

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fuzzyelvis - replied 2010-05-18 17:26:03

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i couldn't find a pic for it but i would bring an automatic R.P.G.!

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christian6569 - replied 2010-05-18 17:40:27

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A British 303. Rambo knife. And a H1 hummer

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P1X3LN1NJA - replied 2010-05-19 08:47:08

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Stop listing "Tacticooool" over rated guns its hurting my brain.
As Max Brooks says in his Zombie survival guide you want:
Something light.
Preferably semi automatic to avoid temptation.
Uses light ammunition.
Can accept a silencer to prevent luring more zombies.

Ill be taking a Ruger mini-14 loaded with 5.56mm.

But in all seriousness ill bring Bruce Lee.

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- Ertrov - replied 2010-08-05 13:35:44
  
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  But please do not rely on the ZSG for info. Max Brooks is an idiot.
  
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btw32 - replied 2010-08-05 14:12:23

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Obviously since zombies have a high threshold of pain you want something that fires a large caliber shot but can maintain a rapid fire rate. Well with those facts only one gun springs to mind. A minigun, they were designed with those factors in mind. As long as you have A LOT of ammunition. And they fire a big 7.62x54 mm round which can punch through steel.

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- Ertrov - replied 2010-08-05 18:40:22
  
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  Zombies don't have a high threshold of pain, they're just incapable of feeling anything, including pain. So it doesn't need to be overkill, just has to destroy the brain.
  
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  - Jofus1992 - replied 2010-08-07 03:07:31
    
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    Like I said, its all about tissue disruption. If you mutilate enough flesh you will not be eaten by the zombie. So the minigun wouldn't be a bad choice but a gun that big is not practical.
    
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    - MIKYTEY - replied 2011-02-05 21:01:57
      
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      umm... your .308 minigun is kinda weak... we got bored a couple weeks ago here in afghaniland so some of us went out and "aquired" a 30mm vulcan nose cannon from an open yard(has been returned) and mounted it on a M1A2 abrahms (im a mechanic and so are 3 other guys in on this) one of them got pics so i'll try to track some down
      
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AllenGoesRAWR - replied 2010-08-06 18:01:49

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Naugron - replied 2010-08-06 21:06:33

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And just in case a Giant Zombie Abomantion comes to life by some Mutation like this:

We use the Ion Cannon to clean it up..

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Jofus1992 - replied 2010-08-07 03:05:35

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In all seriousness I would carry two weapons. One would be a Beretta 12 gauge shotgun because killing zombies, just like killing anything else is all about tissue disruption and the 12 gauge does a damn good job of that but only for close range. The other weapon I would use would be an AK-47. The M4 or M16 is really a better weapon but the AK-47 is a bit better if you won't be able to service and clean it on a regular basis. Think of the M4 or M16 as a fine tuned sports car. You have to take care of it, put the expensive gas in it, and make sure you are servicing it regularly. But then think of the AK-47 as an old reliable pickup. The pickup rarely ever breaks down. So thats why I would use an AK-47 instead of the M4. In the event of a zombie apocalypse you probably won't be able to clean your weapons as regularly as you should and I would rather not have to use my M4 as a club, so I'll just just stick with the AK.

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- MIKYTEY - replied 2011-02-05 21:06:35
  
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  i'm personally all for the SIG556 rifle. its 2 position gas piston design makes it more reliable than my M4 without sacrificing accuracy. i'd dare say as long as you dont put any rocks in it and keep the bolt closed you would be fine for endless shooting. i put about 2500 rounds through my sig before i cleaned it and i still havent had to use position 2 on the piston.
  
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alucard - replied 2011-01-12 15:40:52

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I'll bring Michael Jackson so while he makes the zombies dance i can kill them one at a time with a knife.

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Revisionoflife - replied 2011-02-05 20:42:06

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G3 assualt rifle well made, easy to find ammo (.308), very reliable in terms of dirty ammuntion and not to mention it looks pretty cool too.

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TheMadScientist - replied 2011-02-08 04:01:18

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Super9 - replied 2011-08-23 15:10:57

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Simple Way or Hard Way You Guys Are doing The Hard Way The Easy Way With me Would Win Get Into every spaceship we can then nuke the planet's infested sites with....... That's right Toilet Brownies Their only weakness jking

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christian6569 - replied 2011-08-23 17:59:33

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the question is what weapon wouldnt I use

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GothicRoze - replied 2011-08-24 12:19:18

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if there was a zombie outbreak, it would last only a day because everybody is prepared and waiting 2 kill some zombies

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APOCAGUY - replied 2012-09-23 05:45:05

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TommyGunz1987 - replied 2012-10-03 01:42:33

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Cross bow cause it has retrievable ammo, is silent, and can pick em off at a distince, next for more extreme situations when being threatened to be over run I would probably go with the kal tec ksg it's a bull point 12 gage shotgun with duable tube clips it holds 14 shots and an extra in the chamber load it up with Remington personal deffence shells thats a slug with 4 metal balls in front of it so it will kill the zombie ur aiming for and rip through it to hit some behide it and if u hit one in the leg or arm it will rip it right off slowing it down or at lest making it a little less dangerous. As far as pistol I would want a kal tec pmr-30 suppersed with a magazine of 30 22 magnum bullets in it u get a fist load of bullets to send in there skulls plus it's light waight ambidextrous accurate and u could teach a child to use it in a matter of mins. As far as melee weapons go I want to have some kind of spear and a machete.

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TommyGunz1987 - replied 2012-10-03 01:56:16

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I could be a little byessed though all ready own the pmr and am planing on getting the ksg kal tec makes really excalent guns at an affordable price.

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