Welcome to my Funeral
Ok so lets say that all of you were attending my funeral, its open casket, my family, friends, and girlfriend are all in the crowd then the preist asks you to say a few words....what would you say?
(edit, lets sat i died in a car accident!)
(please be serious with this)
(edit, lets sat i died in a car accident!)
(please be serious with this)
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Posted: 2010-05-12 17:17:58
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Rest in peace, fallen warrior. You had an honorable death. Forever we shall remember you as the one who saved us from the enemies of our nation. Though now you sleep in a well deserved rest, others will fight on, inspired by you. Rest now, and may your spirit not linger here, but carry onward to paradise. (I'm assuming you died in some sort of epic battle that will be remembered for all time. And yes, I am being serious)
My fellow sharenator has been owned by the deadly things in life and im here to repay my debts. *sniff sniff* He was good to me he uprated me when i needed it. He informed me of what not to do on sharenator. (im guessing you died from disease or old age)
Taken from the limbs of mother earth. Now may you rest in peace. The responsibilities bestowed upon you have taken the breathe that once made all shiver in your almighty glory. As fire in an untamed forest, so were your desires to flourish and do what you wanted without restrictions. And so may your next life be better than the last.Amen
Hey, you know this guy shit himself before he died. He was crying like a bitch.
*Sorry for your lack of a sense of humor, but I was quoting Dave Chappelle. He was acting like that when he was making a 911 call and started crying*
*Sorry for your lack of a sense of humor, but I was quoting Dave Chappelle. He was acting like that when he was making a 911 call and started crying*
lolz this was funny i got the whole show on my computer killen em softly ftw
Here lies one of the most elite warriors we have ever known to this day. Protecting us from the evil's that are the newbies, grammar nazi's, and anything else that threatened us. He gave us the courage to follow behind him for he was the very person that best represents us.
My brothas and sistas. Can i get a moment of silence PLEASE...to honor the one. THE ONLY! Dustin. The Lord chose this day to take him from us YES. But his spirit will NEVER be taken from us. Rejoice my people. Stand up and holla to the skies for his soul so that he knows that we will not forget him. Oh lordy now. Now this brotha was no sinner oh no sir. So let us remember him not for his gruesome body parts in the aftermath of the crash. But for what he truly was. A funny grammar nazi who we will never forget. This ones for you my brotha. Be pimpin out in heaven ya hear? Thank you.
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