Weird Omegle message

I was wondering if anyone has ever come across this before. I was too stunned by it to even respond and he/she disconnected.


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  • 4

    they're from b tony. they do that on purpose. its really funny cause you post it and then say your like a 14 year old asian girl.

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: ASL
    You: Male
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.
    You: Hi
    Stranger: Hi
    You: asl?
    Stranger: Sexy
    Stranger: 17 f USA you
    You: 16 f USA
    Stranger: Sad face
    You: Why?
    Stranger: I abated play with I guy
    Stranger: Wanted-
    You: Hmm don't know what that is so I'm going to say the game and that is all.
    You: Spoon
    Stranger: Fork
    You: Coca-Cola
    Stranger: Spork
    Stranger: Weed
    You: Dude
    You: The
    You: sky
    Stranger: What
    You: potato
    Stranger: Tits
    You: I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK
    Stranger: All over my face
    You: With cake
    You: Oh
    You: wait
    You: the cake is a lie
    You: no cake for you
    You: But you can have blue waffles
    Stranger: Ewww
    You: and then we can have a lemonparty
    Stranger: That's gross
    You: With 2 girls
    You: and
    You: one cup
    Stranger: Ok I'm game were at
    Stranger: Ok
    You: DC
    You: In two hours
    You: Bring friends
    You: wether they are willing or not
    You: I'm going to bring 8 of my "friends"

    • ember
    • March 6, 2011, 4:51 pm
    really ember that sounds a bit like your baiting the trap.
    - triclebickle March 6, 2011, 4:59 pm
    I don't know what "baiting the trap" means so I'm going to say the game and that is all.
    - ember March 6, 2011, 5:21 pm
    lol that a win
    - castlewarsisawsome March 6, 2011, 5:26 pm
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    BBWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHAAAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!
    i LOL'd soo hard XD
    You: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.
    You: hey
    You: asl?
    Stranger: YOUR A SEX OFFENDER!! GO AWAY
    You: wth?
    Stranger: U RAPE KIDS
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  • 1

    Muy interante. Muy Inquietante también.

    taco burrito senor.
    - Ertrov March 6, 2011, 5:14 pm
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    Stranger: hi

    You: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.
    You: hello
    Stranger: troll harder
    he left...
    You: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.128.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.
    You: hi
    You: asl
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    MOAR LOLZ
    You: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.128.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    You: asl
    You: ?
    Stranger: 15 m usa
    You: 28 m usa
    You: wanna hang out some time?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    THIS WAS EPIC.

    You: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.128.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: sup!
    Stranger: nothin
    Stranger: whats with the spam
    You: what?
    Stranger: nothing
    Stranger: bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    • pepper8
    • January 16, 2011, 11:39 pm
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: hi
    You: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.128.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.
    You: hi
    Stranger: m/
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    • pepper8
    • January 16, 2011, 11:51 pm
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    Stranger: male not horny
    You: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.
    You: hey
    You: you there
    Stranger: holy shit am I in trouble?!
    You: huh
    You: why would you be in troble?
    Stranger: Hi
    You: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.
    You: hey
    Stranger: Female?
    You: asl?
    You: no
    got cought
    Stranger: i am male
    You: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.
    You: hey asl
    You: how old are you
    Stranger: i know you
    You: no many of us are doing this
    You: lol
    You: just to let you know
    Stranger: when did you get this idea from? its not legal you know
    Stranger: so go away
    Stranger: try following rules
    You: bye then
    Stranger: hey horny 18m with skype
    You: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.
    You: oh your to old
    Stranger: hello
    You: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.
    You: hey
    You: asl
    You: you there
    Stranger: hahaha
    You: what
    You: why are you laughing
    Stranger: you know that thing that you send before "hey, asl?"
    You: what thing
    Stranger: "Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying."
    You: your confusing me
    Stranger: "Stranger: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.

    "
    You: i know that stuff
    You: wait whats with the second one!
    You: damn it my propations over

    pedo time!!!!
    You: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.917.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered pedophile. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: asl?
    You: hey
    You: you under 13
    Stranger: how r u
    Stranger: no
    You: damn
    You: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.917.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered pedophile. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.
    You: hey
    You: you under 13
    You: ?
    Stranger: hi
    You: are you under 13 years old?
    Stranger: lmfaoooooo , why ?!
    Stranger: why do you wanna know ?
    You: cause i want to meet you
    You: where do you live
    You: ?
    Stranger: you wanna meet children under 13 yrs old ?
    You: yes very
    Stranger: answer my damn question the fuck
    Stranger: you're a creeeep !
    You: yes i want to meet kids under 13
    You: i know
    You: well
    Stranger: what are you a pedophile ?
    You: are you uner 13
    You: no of corse not
    Stranger: yeah ightt , thats why youw ant children under 13
    Stranger: wtf , get a lifeee !
    You: no i want to put them in my van thats it
    You: i see nothing wrong with it
    - castlewarsisawsome March 6, 2011, 6:22 pm
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  • 1

    Oh LOL! +3

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: Hi
    You: I is bored
    Stranger: Do you know misirlou?
    You: No
    Stranger: oh ok
    You: atlantic ocean
    Stranger: pacific ocean!
    You: Someone sto;le our tent
    Stranger: but the pigs said no!
    You: lol
    You: i is entertained
    Stranger: yayyy
    Stranger: :D
    You: r u addos
    You: spam
    You: spam
    You: spam
    You: spam
    You: spam
    You: spam
    Stranger: block
    You: spam
    Stranger: block
    Stranger: block
    You: spam
    Stranger: lock
    Stranger: block
    Stranger: block
    Stranger: block
    You: lock?
    You: spam
    Stranger: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Stranger: block
    Stranger: block
    Stranger: lock
    You: wat?
    Stranger: dammit
    You: wat

    You: u is not interesting
    Stranger: D:
    Stranger: i'm offended
    You: JK
    Stranger: やだ!
    Stranger: D:
    You: *slaps him with a carrot
    Stranger: who's him?
    You: u
    Stranger: BUT
    Stranger: BUT
    You: stranger
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    You: Hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: I is Attention Deficit...hey look a squirrel!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    You: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: 24,m
    You: 9001 F

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  • 1

    Not really a win, but it's still kind of funny XD
    Stranger: hi :)
    You: .....
    You: Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down.
    Stranger: never gonna run around and.......... something
    You: Guess what day it was two days ago?
    Stranger: your christening?
    You: Follow along now. It's Friday, Friday. GOnna get down on Friday.
    You: Yesterday was Thursday.
    Stranger: your funny
    Stranger: i like cookies
    You: So that would mean it's Friday.
    You: How convenient is that?
    Stranger: its monday idiot!
    You: ...........
    You: *facepalm*
    Stranger: ;D
    You: It's actually Sunday, madame.
    Stranger: no its not
    Stranger: its 1:51
    Stranger: am
    Stranger: monday
    You: Well, I'm not in the UK or Europe. So it's Sunday!
    Stranger: no!
    Stranger: its monday!
    You: Challenge accepted.
    You: It's 6:50 PM here in the US.
    You: So that means it's Sunday.
    Stranger: NO!
    Stranger: IT'S MONDAY!
    You: Problem?
    Stranger: yea
    You: You mad?
    Stranger: no
    You: If you have a problem, deal with it.
    Stranger: i do
    Stranger: it's you :P
    You: *slaps with a fish*
    You: It's my horse!
    Stranger: WTF?
    You: If pro is the opposite of con. Then what's the opposite of progress?
    Stranger: no idea
    You: Congress.
    Stranger: cool
    You: See what I did there?
    Stranger: no
    You: *double facepalm*
    Stranger: ook?
    You: Y u no understand meme reference?
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: i have no idea that what you are trying to say
    You: *I
    You: So the famous fighter pilot gustav is eating dinner with his dainty wench. After eating, she says to him, "Gustav, would you like to kiss me?" and he says, eagerly, "Yes! I am a famous fighter pilot!" and proceeds to open a bottle of red wine, and sloshes it all over her face. She says, "What the hell is your problem?"
    "I am a famous fighter pilot, and when I eat red meat, I like to have red wine with it."
    They start to make out. After kissing awhile, she says, "Gustav, would you like to kiss a little bit lower?"
    You: "Yes! I am a famous fighter pilot!" at which point he takes a bottle of white wine and sloshes it on her breasts. "What the fuck did you do that for? Now I'm cold!" she says. "I am a famous fighter pilot. when I eat white meat, I like white wine." and proceeds to lick her breasts.
    After some of that, she says, "Gustav, would you like to kiss even lower?"
    "Yes! I am a famous fighter pilot!"
    Stranger: lol :P
    You: He takes a bottle of vodka, dumps it on her crotch, and lights it on fire. Screaming, the girl sobs, "Something is wrong with you! why would you do that? get me some water, fast!"
    And Gustav calmly replies, "I am a famous fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!"
    Stranger: i like cookies
    You: I like your mom.
    You: PWND.
    Stranger: OOH SERVED SO FUCKING FUNNY OOH IM GOING TO JIZZ IN MY PANTS CAUSE THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY OOOOOHHH MY GOOD I CAN'T BREAVE BECAUSE IM LAUGHING SO BAD OOH MY GOOD IM GOIN GT ODIEE OHH NOO!!!
    You: Lol wut?
    You: Who says "served" anymore?
    You: Kid these days.
    You: *Kids
    Stranger: hey its fucking popular in..... umm..... umm... let me think... umm... PAKISTAN!
    You: Afghanistan, Pakistan, iran. It's all the same to me.
    Stranger: im not from pakistan btw
    You: Oh. There went that idea.
    Stranger: im not a

    You: A towel head? :3
    Stranger: me?
    Stranger: hell no
    You: Trololololololol
    You: Trololo
    Stranger: ?
    You:

    Stranger: ok?
    Stranger: :D
    You: Damn. I have that song stuck in my head now.
    Stranger: It's monday monday got to get down monday everybodys looking for to the school day
    You: It's Friday, Good Friday. Getting crucified-day.
    Stranger: :)
    You: What do you call it when a person from middle management makes it all the way to upper management ???
    You: A promotion. *ba dum tsss*
    Stranger: idk
    Stranger: idiot!
    You: Knock knock.
    Stranger: haha ;D
    You: Knock knock.
    Stranger: Knock Knock.
    You: You're supposed to say "who's there?"
    Stranger: Is it my pizza?
    You: Just go along with it for the sake of the joke.
    You: Knock knock.
    Stranger: Is it my pizza?
    You: -__-
    You: No....
    Stranger: Then get the hell out of there!
    You: A man walked into a bar and said 'ouch'
    Stranger: did he step on a nail :OOOO
    You: A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.

    He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

    Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.

    The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde
    genies disappear.

    The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a golf-course mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women.

    After he makes love to all of them, he begins to
    explore this fabulous house.

    Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet,
    he looks down and the floor is covered in $100
    bills.

    Then, there's a knock at the door.

    He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.


    As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies.


    One blonde genie says to the other one, 'I can
    understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to.

    I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.

    But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me.
    Stranger: Do you really think that im going to read all that???
    You: Maybe.
    Stranger: ooh what a poor guy
    You: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.
    Stranger: wtf?
    You: What?
    Stranger: haha you wrote that shit ;D
    You: Do you like cake?
    Stranger: yea fuck you!
    You: It's lie!
    You: The cake is a lie!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  • 0

    ohhh i didnt understand lol

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  • 0

    Just in case you wanted to do it.

    AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.

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  • 0

    I tried that here's what happened:


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey

    You: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message

    Stranger has disconnected.

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  • 0

    I think I'll do that!

    • Snoopy
    • May 27, 2010, 5:24 am
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    my personal favorite is when they make a lame excuse after taking a minute to read it! : You: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.128.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    You: asl?
    Stranger: m
    Stranger: you?
    You: m
    You: 28
    You: mass.
    Stranger: k bye
    You: ok? bye
    You: take care...
    Stranger: im bored
    You: i c
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  • 0

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi is this the krusty krab?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: its patick speaking
    Stranger: patrick
    You: hi is this the krusty krab?
    Stranger: paaaaaa
    Stranger: triiiick
    You: oh
    Stranger: the starfish
    You: then you paaaaatriiiick have lost the game
    You: cuz its OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: pingas
    You: lol
    Stranger: /b/ 4 eva
    You: fuck yeah
    You: i dont actually go to 4chan often
    You: i just know all the jokes
    Stranger: its trap tiem
    You: pedobear
    Stranger: im a tranny
    You: woot!
    You: im getting lucky tonite!
    You: lol
    Stranger: i do rereoll
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  • 0

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hiii
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 16/f/usa
    You: u?
    Stranger: 17 m uk
    You: how r u doing today?
    Stranger: for fun
    You: ok?
    Stranger: wanna share ur pics?
    You: no thanks
    Stranger: uu?
    You: ??
    Stranger: breast size?
    You: ...
    You: no...
    Stranger: go to hell

    tits or GTFO
    - triclebickle March 6, 2011, 4:57 pm
    *leaves* NO BOOBIES FOR YOU!!
    - Windsurfer13 March 18, 2011, 7:38 pm
    You had me at hello
    - MalverdeAl100 March 18, 2011, 7:39 pm
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    fucking sonofabitch i tried it and at the top of the page it said

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

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