they're from b tony. they do that on purpose. its really funny cause you post it and then say your like a 14 year old asian girl.

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You: Male
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You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: asl?
Stranger: Sexy
Stranger: 17 f USA you
You: 16 f USA
Stranger: Sad face
You: Why?
Stranger: I abated play with I guy
Stranger: Wanted-
You: Hmm don't know what that is so I'm going to say the game and that is all.
You: Spoon
Stranger: Fork
You: Coca-Cola
Stranger: Spork
Stranger: Weed
You: Dude
You: The
You: sky
Stranger: What
You: potato
Stranger: Tits
You: I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK
Stranger: All over my face
You: With cake
You: Oh
You: wait
You: the cake is a lie
You: no cake for you
You: But you can have blue waffles
Stranger: Ewww
You: and then we can have a lemonparty
Stranger: That's gross
You: With 2 girls
You: and
You: one cup
Stranger: Ok I'm game were at
Stranger: Ok
You: DC
You: In two hours
You: Bring friends
You: wether they are willing or not
You: I'm going to bring 8 of my "friends"

Muy interante. Muy Inquietante también.

BBWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHAAAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAAAAA
AAAAA!
i LOL'd soo hard XD
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You: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: YOUR A SEX OFFENDER!! GO AWAY
You: wth?
Stranger: U RAPE KIDS
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Just in case you wanted to do it.

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You: hi is this the krusty krab?
Stranger: no
Stranger: its patick speaking
Stranger: patrick
You: hi is this the krusty krab?
Stranger: paaaaaa
Stranger: triiiick
You: oh
Stranger: the starfish
You: then you paaaaatriiiick have lost the game
You: cuz its OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: pingas
You: lol
Stranger: /b/ 4 eva
You: fuck yeah
You: i dont actually go to 4chan often
You: i just know all the jokes
Stranger: its trap tiem
You: pedobear
Stranger: im a tranny
You: woot!
You: im getting lucky tonite!
You: lol
Stranger: i do rereoll
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You: hi
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: asl?
You: 16/f/usa
You: u?
Stranger: 17 m uk
You: how r u doing today?
Stranger: for fun
You: ok?
Stranger: wanna share ur pics?
You: no thanks
Stranger: uu?
You: ??
Stranger: breast size?
You: ...
You: no...
Stranger: go to hell

fucking sonofabitch i tried it and at the top of the page it said

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THIS WAS EPIC.

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: sup!
Stranger: nothin
Stranger: whats with the spam
You: what?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: hi
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You: hi
Stranger: m/
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Stranger: male not horny
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You: hey
You: you there
Stranger: holy shit am I in trouble?!
You: huh
You: why would you be in troble?
Stranger: Hi
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You: hey
Stranger: Female?
You: asl?
You: no
got cought
Stranger: i am male
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You: hey asl
You: how old are you
Stranger: i know you
You: no many of us are doing this
You: lol
You: just to let you know
Stranger: when did you get this idea from? its not legal you know
Stranger: so go away
Stranger: try following rules
You: bye then
Stranger: hey horny 18m with skype
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You: oh your to old
Stranger: hello
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You: hey
You: asl
You: you there
Stranger: hahaha
You: what
You: why are you laughing
Stranger: you know that thing that you send before "hey, asl?"
You: what thing
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You: your confusing me
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"
You: i know that stuff
You: wait whats with the second one!
You: damn it my propations over

Oh LOL! +3

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You: Hi
You: I is bored
Stranger: Do you know misirlou?
You: No
Stranger: oh ok
You: atlantic ocean
Stranger: pacific ocean!
You: Someone sto;le our tent
Stranger: but the pigs said no!
You: lol
You: i is entertained
Stranger: yayyy
Stranger: :D
You: r u addos
You: spam
You: spam
You: spam
You: spam
You: spam
You: spam
Stranger: block
You: spam
Stranger: block
Stranger: block
You: spam
Stranger: lock
Stranger: block
Stranger: block
Stranger: block
You: lock?
You: spam
Stranger: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: block
Stranger: block
Stranger: lock
You: wat?
Stranger: dammit
You: wat

You: u is not interesting
Stranger: D:
Stranger: i'm offended
You: JK
Stranger: やだ！
Stranger: D:
You: *slaps him with a carrot
Stranger: who's him?
You: u
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: BUT
You: stranger
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: I is Attention Deficit...hey look a squirrel!
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 24,m
You: 9001 F

Not really a win, but it's still kind of funny XD
Stranger: hi :)
You: .....
You: Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down.
Stranger: never gonna run around and.......... something
You: Guess what day it was two days ago?
Stranger: your christening?
You: Follow along now. It's Friday, Friday. GOnna get down on Friday.
You: Yesterday was Thursday.
Stranger: your funny
Stranger: i like cookies
You: So that would mean it's Friday.
You: How convenient is that?
Stranger: its monday idiot!
You: ...........
You: *facepalm*
Stranger: ;D
You: It's actually Sunday, madame.
Stranger: no its not
Stranger: its 1:51
Stranger: am
Stranger: monday
You: Well, I'm not in the UK or Europe. So it's Sunday!
Stranger: no!
Stranger: its monday!
You: Challenge accepted.
You: It's 6:50 PM here in the US.
You: So that means it's Sunday.
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: IT'S MONDAY!
You: Problem?
Stranger: yea
You: You mad?
Stranger: no
You: If you have a problem, deal with it.
Stranger: i do
Stranger: it's you :P
You: *slaps with a fish*
You: It's my horse!
Stranger: WTF?
You: If pro is the opposite of con. Then what's the opposite of progress?
Stranger: no idea
You: Congress.
Stranger: cool
You: See what I did there?
Stranger: no
You: *double facepalm*
Stranger: ook?
You: Y u no understand meme reference?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i have no idea that what you are trying to say
You: *I
You: So the famous fighter pilot gustav is eating dinner with his dainty wench. After eating, she says to him, "Gustav, would you like to kiss me?" and he says, eagerly, "Yes! I am a famous fighter pilot!" and proceeds to open a bottle of red wine, and sloshes it all over her face. She says, "What the hell is your problem?"
"I am a famous fighter pilot, and when I eat red meat, I like to have red wine with it."
They start to make out. After kissing awhile, she says, "Gustav, would you like to kiss a little bit lower?"
You: "Yes! I am a famous fighter pilot!" at which point he takes a bottle of white wine and sloshes it on her breasts. "What the fuck did you do that for? Now I'm cold!" she says. "I am a famous fighter pilot. when I eat white meat, I like white wine." and proceeds to lick her breasts.
After some of that, she says, "Gustav, would you like to kiss even lower?"
"Yes! I am a famous fighter pilot!"
Stranger: lol :P
You: He takes a bottle of vodka, dumps it on her crotch, and lights it on fire. Screaming, the girl sobs, "Something is wrong with you! why would you do that? get me some water, fast!"
And Gustav calmly replies, "I am a famous fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!"
Stranger: i like cookies
You: I like your mom.
You: PWND.
Stranger: OOH SERVED SO FUCKING FUNNY OOH IM GOING TO JIZZ IN MY PANTS CAUSE THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY OOOOOHHH MY GOOD I CAN'T BREAVE BECAUSE IM LAUGHING SO BAD OOH MY GOOD IM GOIN GT ODIEE OHH NOO!!!
You: Lol wut?
You: Who says "served" anymore?
You: Kid these days.
You: *Kids
Stranger: hey its fucking popular in..... umm..... umm... let me think... umm... PAKISTAN!
You: Afghanistan, Pakistan, iran. It's all the same to me.
Stranger: im not from pakistan btw
You: Oh. There went that idea.
Stranger: im not a

You: A towel head? :3
Stranger: me?
Stranger: hell no
You: Trololololololol
You: Trololo
Stranger: ?
You:

Stranger: ok?
Stranger: :D
You: Damn. I have that song stuck in my head now.
Stranger: It's monday monday got to get down monday everybodys looking for to the school day
You: It's Friday, Good Friday. Getting crucified-day.
Stranger: :)
You: What do you call it when a person from middle management makes it all the way to upper management ???
You: A promotion. *ba dum tsss*
Stranger: idk
Stranger: idiot!
You: Knock knock.
Stranger: haha ;D
You: Knock knock.
Stranger: Knock Knock.
You: You're supposed to say "who's there?"
Stranger: Is it my pizza?
You: Just go along with it for the sake of the joke.
You: Knock knock.
Stranger: Is it my pizza?
You: -__-
You: No....
Stranger: Then get the hell out of there!
You: A man walked into a bar and said 'ouch'
Stranger: did he step on a nail :OOOO
You: A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.

He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.

The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde
genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a golf-course mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women.

After he makes love to all of them, he begins to
explore this fabulous house.

Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet,
he looks down and the floor is covered in $100
bills.

Then, there's a knock at the door.

He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.


As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies.


One blonde genie says to the other one, 'I can
understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to.

I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.

But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me.
Stranger: Do you really think that im going to read all that???
You: Maybe.
Stranger: ooh what a poor guy
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Stranger: wtf?
You: What?
Stranger: haha you wrote that shit ;D
You: Do you like cake?
Stranger: yea fuck you!
You: It's lie!
You: The cake is a lie!
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