Warning Labels part 4/4


* "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

* "Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

* "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

* "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11.

* "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

* "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

* "Serving suggestion: Defrost." -- On a Swann frozen dinner.

* "Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants." -- On a bag of cat biscuits.

* "In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors." -- In a car manual.

* "Please include the proper portion of your bill." -- On the envelope for an auto insurance bill.

* "The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position." -- Instructions for an espresso kettle.

* "For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid." -- On a Domino's sandwich box.


* "Optional modem required." -- On a computer software package.

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    hmmmm..... I always close the door before I lock them.

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