This is completely true, believe it or not. I was in the woods with my cross country team and another team, repairing a running path, when a girl hit a tree and some bushes with a 4 wheeler. Then, a swarm of MOTHERFUCKING WASPS attacked us. Thank god we all ran cross country, we sprinted like hell was after us. But it was worse than hell. It was a swarm of MOTHERFUCKING WASPS. After getting away, we though we were safe, but the MUTHERFUCKING WASPS stuck to our clothes. We had to pick them off, and then out of our hair, then run even further. But they still followed. Later, we finally were away from those MOTHERFUCKING WASPS.

For the rest of the season, whenever we ran near that course, I was stung by a MOTHERFUCKING WASP.

I got an award at the end of the season, though. The "most likely to get stung" award. My parents are so proud.

Got the fuckers. You are all safe now.

this one time there was the giant wasp nect in my hedge so i sat on my porch with the hose and a jet fixture and i sprayed the hell out of them for like 5 straight minutes and for goot messure i had wasp spray, gas, and a bat and i just destroyed the thing and only got stung five times before i went to the hospital for being alergic to the bastards

OMFSM!!!! A motherfucking wasp!

haha nice post

it does not pollenate things, it doesnt make honey, its not a bee. ITS A MOTHERFUCKING WASP.+2

whoever they are i dont know HA

o my goodness amazing

make them go away O.o

Satan's flies.

in australaia we have 28 different types of wasps even flightless ones and the other night i was camping and a motherfucking wasp chased me around scary as hell i could hear it buzzing at me :S awesome post people need to be more aware of these things +3

one of my friends put like 50 of these all around school the other day

ahahaha reminds me of a time I attacked a wasp nest with a plush pokemon toy and a bucket on my head for protection. I got the nest and covered my head and began to run. I crashed with the house and immediately got stung. After 5 stings i took of the bucket and ran inside. I started laughing then just burst into tears.
P.S. i was like 6

White Anglo-Saxon Protestants????? haha, nice post

a wasp landed on my elbow and it just sat there. i stared for 20 seconds until it flew away.Still i have never been stung by a wasp or a bee

My house is pretty much in the middle of the woods. Usually when I walk the dog in the summer time I ALWAYS encounter at least 1 or 2 MOTHERFUCKING WASPS. It's like they know I walk the dog everyday and they're all like "Hey, let's put this guy on our list of shit to fuck with today! You know, that asshole with the dog."

wen I go to work with my uncle I always see wasps & last time I caught 2 & 3 spiders let em fight 1 on 1 u already know who won the fights
fucken wasps r born to kill shit