Virginity Check

A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..'

The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?'

The doc replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw', you hit her head with the shovel.'

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  • 4

    eric you are so handsome and definitely not fat at all

    • Nordmin
    • December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
  • 3

    He just doesn't get it... He's a gay fish xD

    • xdvx
    • December 3, 2009, 3:36 pm
  • 1

    i'm sorry, i don't get it.

  • 1

    He likes to stick fish sticks in his mouth :O

  • 1

    If she says those are the strangest pair she's seen, that means she's seen some before.

    • mienftw
    • December 3, 2009, 5:55 pm
  • 1

    lol i lol'ed till i cried

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