A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..'

The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?'

The doc replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw', you hit her head with the shovel.'

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Posted: 2009-12-03 13:16:42

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lovewarandhate - replied 2009-12-03 15:34:31

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i'm sorry, i don't get it.

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- xdvx - replied 2009-12-03 15:36:16
  
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  He just doesn't get it... He's a gay fish xD
  
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  - CuddlyLLama - replied 2009-12-03 15:39:30
    
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    He likes to stick fish sticks in his mouth :O
    
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    - Nordmin - replied 2009-12-03 17:48:11
      
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      eric you are so handsome and definitely not fat at all
      
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- mienftw - replied 2009-12-03 17:55:34
  
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  If she says those are the strangest pair she's seen, that means she's seen some before.
  
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