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Posted: 2011-01-12 02:26:58

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  • BadassSquirrel - replied 2011-01-12 07:36:23
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    What about 'premature ejaculation...'
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    • Jozzoh - replied 2011-01-14 21:04:18
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      PREMATURE EJACULATION MAN AWA.....fuck
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  • TexBex - replied 2011-01-12 06:27:19
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    So I saw the title of this post and I was like, "Challenge accepted." But NOPE I wasn't able to find any redeemable qualities in any of these superpowers. :(
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    • SuDoku - replied 2011-01-12 07:11:44
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      I don't know, being able to seduce hats seems a pretty cool trick...
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      • PwnzElite - replied 2011-01-12 07:39:55
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        what about reving bugs?, being a bug king!
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        • SuDoku - replied 2011-01-12 08:56:00
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          Not Bug King..
          Bug God.
          Have ambition, man!
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          • PwnzElite - replied 2011-01-12 08:57:30
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            you're right what kind of king heals? NONE only gods
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  • 24paperwings - replied 2011-01-12 12:05:02
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    I can see the 79% levitation being good kinda. If you used it when you jumped then u could float for a bit and probably go pretty high and far. and the 1 second super strength would be good for flipping stuff or punching through walls as long as you timed the stuff right. I mean think about it how much time do they actually spend using super strength? They only use it for like 3-4 seconds max at a time so if you timed everything right then its no real problem.
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    • BlurrySours - replied 2011-01-25 14:03:43
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      yeah, it would also be good in a fight since the connection of a punch only lasts a second so it would work, also just keep using one second super strength over and over again and have ever lasting strength all the time :D


      U jelly?
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      • thekitkatkid - replied 2011-01-25 14:05:30
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        haha epic
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  • papereeno - replied 2011-01-12 13:10:15
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    One second super strength can be used. Not to pick up stuff but to give stuff a push or something.
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    • gemie89 - replied 2011-01-12 15:36:49
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      You could kick stuff...that takes less than one second...
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      • papereeno - replied 2011-01-12 17:04:57
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        Exactly. you just have to time the second. If you don't have super strength every consecutive second, you're super strong every other second.
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  • peace - replied 2011-01-12 14:32:37
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    Pretty funny
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  • alucard - replied 2011-01-14 17:22:12
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    u guys smart. lol
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  • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-01-14 18:43:49
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    Invisibility in the dark i know some people who already have that power...
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    • thekitkatkid - replied 2011-01-14 21:23:33
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      haha fucken lol'd
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  • thekitkatkid - replied 2011-01-14 21:24:05
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    the 1sec super strength can be used in fights
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    • drakengard85 - replied 2011-01-25 13:40:42
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      what if it was changed to 50% strength? I think that would be fairly useless.
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      • thekitkatkid - replied 2011-01-25 14:03:43
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        ...that's irrelevant.
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  • drakengard85 - replied 2011-01-25 13:41:23
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    I can find a use for all of these powers!
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  • Vans - replied 2011-01-25 14:02:56
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    I want invisibility in the dark
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  • arrowdodger7 - replied 2011-01-25 14:39:57
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    super slow mo would be usefull. dodge bullets and what not.
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  • DarkicoN13 - replied 2011-01-25 17:12:08
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    1 second super strength isnt that bad, punch someone you hate in the face, 1 second is long enough :D
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