Useless Superpowers

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    What about 'premature ejaculation...'

    PREMATURE EJACULATION MAN AWA.....fuck
    - Jozzoh January 14, 2011, 9:04 pm
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    So I saw the title of this post and I was like, "Challenge accepted." But NOPE I wasn't able to find any redeemable qualities in any of these superpowers. :(

    • TexBex
    • January 12, 2011, 6:27 am
    I don't know, being able to seduce hats seems a pretty cool trick...
    - SuDoku January 12, 2011, 7:11 am
    what about reving bugs?, being a bug king!
    - PwnzElite January 12, 2011, 7:39 am
    Not Bug King..
    Bug God.
    Have ambition, man!
    - SuDoku January 12, 2011, 8:56 am
    you're right what kind of king heals? NONE only gods
    - PwnzElite January 12, 2011, 8:57 am
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    I can see the 79% levitation being good kinda. If you used it when you jumped then u could float for a bit and probably go pretty high and far. and the 1 second super strength would be good for flipping stuff or punching through walls as long as you timed the stuff right. I mean think about it how much time do they actually spend using super strength? They only use it for like 3-4 seconds max at a time so if you timed everything right then its no real problem.

    yeah, it would also be good in a fight since the connection of a punch only lasts a second so it would work, also just keep using one second super strength over and over again and have ever lasting strength all the time :D


    U jelly?
    - BlurrySours January 25, 2011, 2:03 pm
    haha epic
    - thekitkatkid January 25, 2011, 2:05 pm
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    One second super strength can be used. Not to pick up stuff but to give stuff a push or something.

    You could kick stuff...that takes less than one second...
    - gemie89 January 12, 2011, 3:36 pm
    Exactly. you just have to time the second. If you don't have super strength every consecutive second, you're super strong every other second.
    - papereeno January 12, 2011, 5:04 pm
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    Pretty funny

    • peace
    • January 12, 2011, 2:32 pm
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    u guys smart. lol

    • alucard
    • January 14, 2011, 5:22 pm
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    Invisibility in the dark i know some people who already have that power...

    haha fucken lol'd
    - thekitkatkid January 14, 2011, 9:23 pm
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    the 1sec super strength can be used in fights

    what if it was changed to 50% strength? I think that would be fairly useless.
    - drakengard85 January 25, 2011, 1:40 pm
    ...that's irrelevant.
    - thekitkatkid January 25, 2011, 2:03 pm
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    I can find a use for all of these powers!

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    I want invisibility in the dark

    • Vans
    • January 25, 2011, 2:02 pm
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    super slow mo would be usefull. dodge bullets and what not.

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    1 second super strength isnt that bad, punch someone you hate in the face, 1 second is long enough :D

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