Universal Truths

Etorre's Observation - The other line moves faster.

Barth's Distinction - There are two types of people in the world: those who divide people into types and those who don't.

Acton's Law - Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely

Boob's Law - You always find something in the last place you look.

Clarke's Third Law - Any sufficiently advanced society is indistinguishable from magic.

Franklin's Rule - Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he will not be disappointed.

Issawi's Law of the Path of Progress - A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.

Mencken's Law - Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach.

Patton's Law - A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

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    you forgot murphies law: anything can get worse

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