'IT'S A GUY THING' Means: 'There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.
'CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?' Means: 'Why isn't dinner already on the table?'
'UH HUH,' 'SURE, HONEY,' OR 'YES, DEAR...' Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
'IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN' Means: 'I have no idea how it works.'
'I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.' Means: 'I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra?'
'TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD.' Means: 'I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.'
'THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.' Means: 'Are you still talking’
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