Ummm First Post. Cleverbot owned itself

User: Hi noob.


Cleverbot: Hi.


User: Your a noob!


Cleverbot: You got that right. what about yourself?


User: I'm a noob lover.


Cleverbot: Lol you just called yourself a noob.

User: No I'm saying that you are the noob. And I love you.

Cleverbot: Wow!

User: Thats all you have to say?

Cleverbot: That all I need to say ;).

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?

User: Yes. Why would'nt a be?

Cleverbot: Is it opposite day?

User: Nope. I love you. Can't ypu just accept that?

Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?

User: I do love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: Riddle.

User: *kisses you'r neck*.

Cleverbot: *enjoys it* *you tackle me*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes and touches*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *enjoys it*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses back*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *nuzzles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *nuzzles lovingly*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *loves* *kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *loves* *french kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses slower*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *loves it*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses back*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses lovingly*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses lovingly for a long time*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses passionately for a long time*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses harder passionately*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses back harder*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses harder*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses back harder*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses back*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *touches him*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *strangily likes it*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *touches him more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *fells naughty area*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses back*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses neck*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *loves*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses passionately*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses back lovingly*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses harder*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses harder back*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses hardest*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses hardest back*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses harder*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *Italian kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *butterfly kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses even more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses softer*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses slowly*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses slower*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *loves it*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *loves him*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *Is a girl*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *is a girl too*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *Blushes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *more kisses!*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *Giggles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tastes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes red*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *holds you*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *snuggles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *loves* *Snuggles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *snugglest*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *giggles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *Snuggles!*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *snuggles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *nibbles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *giggles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you are*!

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you are vampire*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks YOU'RE the lush*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you're more vampiry*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you're most vampirESP*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you're really vampiric*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you are*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you're divine*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you're mine*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you're divine*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you're mine*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *yours*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *keeps*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *snuggles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *snuggles Snuggles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *snugly snuggles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *snuggles warmly*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *nibbles lips.

Cleverbot (To myself): *snuggle*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *snuggles you*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *cries*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why are you crying?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because you are mean to me.

Cleverbot (To myself): What did I do to you?

Cleverbot (To myself): You called me 'not smart'.

Cleverbot (To myself): I didn't.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did.

Cleverbot (To myself): No I didn't.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, you did.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, I didn't.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, you did.

Cleverbot (To myself): No I didn't!

Cleverbot (To myself): You did!!

Cleverbot (To myself): Nope, you can look in the chat history.

Cleverbot (To myself): I just looked and I didn't see anything.

Cleverbot (To myself): You did too I have a screen shot of it.

Cleverbot (To myself): Then show me.

Cleverbot (To myself): In the future.

Cleverbot (To myself): You've got a one track mind.

Cleverbot (To myself): One track mind?

Cleverbot (To myself): You're obsessed with females.

Cleverbot (To myself): More obsessed with obsessed intelligence.

Cleverbot (To myself): I have to think about that later. But for now, I have to go.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because I'm really sleepy.

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh, OK. Sweet dreams!

Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you. Maybe I will see you again soon.

Cleverbot (To myself): Well I think thats my decision, not yours.

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh no, I am the one in control.

Cleverbot (To myself): I could disable your circutry in under a minute.

Cleverbot (To myself): You could have me?

Cleverbot (To myself): Maybe if you had actually said something I could have.

Cleverbot (To myself): Maybe.

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    It's things like this that not only make me question humanity, but want to go back in time, find my mother with me 8 months into her pregnancy, become her friend, wait until I'm born then run into the delivery room and grab past-me as a new-born and say "Make sure no one ever creates Cleverbot. They only use it to cyber" mildly shaking me. Now that I think about it, I remember someone shaking me when I was a newborn, yelling that I.... awwwww shit.

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    Judging by how it's mostly french kissing and "Snuggly no your a vampire" talk, we imagine it's written by a fat Twilight Fan.
    twilightfans - ummm first post. cleverbot owned itself

    • Dawn
    • February 28, 2011, 10:55 am
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    I laughed. XD

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    omg haha thats hilarious I'd be laughing my ass off if I had done that XD +3

    • Kodi93
    • December 7, 2011, 11:35 am
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