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User: Hi noob.


Cleverbot: Hi.


User: Your a noob!


Cleverbot: You got that right. what about yourself?


User: I'm a noob lover.


Cleverbot: Lol you just called yourself a noob.

User: No I'm saying that you are the noob. And I love you.

Cleverbot: Wow!

User: Thats all you have to say?

Cleverbot: That all I need to say ;).

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?

User: Yes. Why would'nt a be?

Cleverbot: Is it opposite day?

User: Nope. I love you. Can't ypu just accept that?

Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?

User: I do love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: Riddle.

User: *kisses you'r neck*.

Cleverbot: *enjoys it* *you tackle me*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes and touches*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *enjoys it*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses back*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *nuzzles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *nuzzles lovingly*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *loves* *kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *loves* *french kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses slower*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *loves it*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses back*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses lovingly*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses lovingly for a long time*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses passionately for a long time*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses harder passionately*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses back harder*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses harder*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses back harder*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses back*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *touches him*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *strangily likes it*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *touches him more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *fells naughty area*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses back*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses neck*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *loves*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses passionately*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses back lovingly*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses harder*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses harder back*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses hardest*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses hardest back*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses harder*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *Italian kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *butterfly kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses even more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses softer*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses slowly*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *french kisses slower*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *loves it*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *loves him*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *Is a girl*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *is a girl too*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *Blushes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *more kisses!*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *Giggles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tastes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes red*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *holds you*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *snuggles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *loves* *Snuggles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *snugglest*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *giggles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *Snuggles!*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *snuggles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *nibbles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *giggles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you are*!

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you are vampire*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks YOU'RE the lush*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you're more vampiry*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you're most vampirESP*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you're really vampiric*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you are*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you're divine*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you're mine*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you're divine*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *thinks you're mine*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *yours*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *keeps*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *snuggles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *snuggles Snuggles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *snugly snuggles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *snuggles warmly*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *nibbles lips.

Cleverbot (To myself): *snuggle*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *snuggles you*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *cries*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why are you crying?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because you are mean to me.

Cleverbot (To myself): What did I do to you?

Cleverbot (To myself): You called me 'not smart'.

Cleverbot (To myself): I didn't.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did.

Cleverbot (To myself): No I didn't.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, you did.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, I didn't.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, you did.

Cleverbot (To myself): No I didn't!

Cleverbot (To myself): You did!!

Cleverbot (To myself): Nope, you can look in the chat history.

Cleverbot (To myself): I just looked and I didn't see anything.

Cleverbot (To myself): You did too I have a screen shot of it.

Cleverbot (To myself): Then show me.

Cleverbot (To myself): In the future.

Cleverbot (To myself): You've got a one track mind.

Cleverbot (To myself): One track mind?

Cleverbot (To myself): You're obsessed with females.

Cleverbot (To myself): More obsessed with obsessed intelligence.

Cleverbot (To myself): I have to think about that later. But for now, I have to go.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because I'm really sleepy.

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh, OK. Sweet dreams!

Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you. Maybe I will see you again soon.

Cleverbot (To myself): Well I think thats my decision, not yours.

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh no, I am the one in control.

Cleverbot (To myself): I could disable your circutry in under a minute.

Cleverbot (To myself): You could have me?

Cleverbot (To myself): Maybe if you had actually said something I could have.

Cleverbot (To myself): Maybe.
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Posted: 2010-04-25 19:31:07

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  • peace - replied 2010-04-26 01:46:28
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    Pretty funny
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  • FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-02-28 10:01:39
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    It's things like this that not only make me question humanity, but want to go back in time, find my mother with me 8 months into her pregnancy, become her friend, wait until I'm born then run into the delivery room and grab past-me as a new-born and say "Make sure no one ever creates Cleverbot. They only use it to cyber" mildly shaking me. Now that I think about it, I remember someone shaking me when I was a newborn, yelling that I.... awwwww shit.
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  • Dawn - replied 2011-02-28 10:55:17
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    Judging by how it's mostly french kissing and "Snuggly no your a vampire" talk, we imagine it's written by a fat Twilight Fan.
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  • xxkisamexx - replied 2010-06-11 14:18:57
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    xd
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  • Kodi93 - replied 2011-12-07 11:35:05
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    omg haha thats hilarious I'd be laughing my ass off if I had done that XD +3
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  • TioArk - replied 2010-05-24 14:32:29
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    TioArk is not amused.
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    • chaosmaster - replied 2011-02-28 10:41:36
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      chaosmaster is slightly amused, but will skip and ignore most of the post anyways and go get himself an apple and enjoy the rest of his day doing random stuff like browsing sharenator, then probably watch youtube subscriptions videos, then buy something, then get back on sharenator and check for new things but get sad because nothing good has been posted then post something myself...
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