USA & EU vs. Russia
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Posted: 2010-03-21 18:18:12
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I'm going to pretend I didn't see that because I prefer the version where they had squat... :P
Do you have the links to original Europe vs. US posts? Some context would be useful.
Edit. Ok here it is.
www.sharenator.com/USA_vs_Europe/
www.sharenator.com/Ending_the_Controversy/
Edit. Ok here it is.
www.sharenator.com/USA_vs_Europe/
www.sharenator.com/Ending_the_Controversy/
One more - www.sharenator.com/Europe_Vs_America/
I was about to edit that in but someones been kind enough to make this an original post so I can't edit it.
I thought it was but I thought I'd hedge just in case :P
I wouldn't go that far but thanks a lot mate.
Nah it was like 4am and I was just trying to think of big bands, AC/DC came into my head and I forgot they're Aussies.
Yeah that's a picture of David Haye, the British heavyweight champion, beating a 7ft Russian lump called Nikolai Valuev to win the title.
That seal looks too pleased with itself. Far too pleased with itself...
WHAT'RE YOU LOOKING AT YOU SMUG BASTARD? YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE YOU CAN DO FLIPS? IS THAT IT? SO WHAT IF A MAN CANT DO FLIPS IN THE WATER? SO WHAT IF IT WAS HIS LIFES DREAM? THAT DOESNT MAKE YOU BETTER THAN ME! YOU HAVENT EVEN GOT ANY FUCKING EARS! STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!!11!!1!
WHAT'RE YOU LOOKING AT YOU SMUG BASTARD? YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE YOU CAN DO FLIPS? IS THAT IT? SO WHAT IF A MAN CANT DO FLIPS IN THE WATER? SO WHAT IF IT WAS HIS LIFES DREAM? THAT DOESNT MAKE YOU BETTER THAN ME! YOU HAVENT EVEN GOT ANY FUCKING EARS! STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!!11!!1!
I may not be able to do your gay little flips but I can still harpoon your chubby arse. You look like a fucking silver banana. I'm gonna cut off your flippers and then glue them back on upside down so your always swimming down. Then you'll be alienated from your stupid seal community and you'll have no friends anymore. And you'll lose your job as a plumber and you'll have no more seal credits to buy fish and you'll have to turn to crime. You'll start hiring seal hookers because no-one will love you, and then you'll have a close escape when trying to mug a sea lion who turned out to be your 2nd cousin steve and then the seal police will have your identity and you wont be able to pay the hookers anymore. And you'll get addicted to mollusk shavings. Then eventually you'll die in a bath tub after paying a a sting ray to choke you whilst you jerk off into a star fish. Then who'll be doing gay little flips in the water?! Eh?! Eh?!
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You can be angry all you want you tubby dribbley bastard, I'm still gonna tear off your tiny stupid little ears and sell them on the corner of a KFC with thousand island dressing. You look like your fucking face is melting you dick tickle. What you dont realise is that I've actually drawn stupid eyebrows and whiskers on your face, OH WAIT! THATS JUST YOUR FACE BAHAHAHAHAHA! How does it feel to look like a dog that's been shaved, melted and then had a stroke? You can eat those silly little Asians, but if you come for me, I'm going to tie you up and attach you to an engine so your stuck doing little flips all day long motherfucker.
Oh so you got something against Seal's? Think you're so much better eh? Let me ask you one fucking question. Are you married to a fucking German super model? That's right I get to go home to Heidi Klum every night. I've bored millions of men to driving nails into their own eardrums with my repertoire of shitty soul and RnB. What have you done to compete with that you no-flipping aquatic-mammal-ear obsessed git?
Oh so you think you've got a right to call yourself Seal do you? You're nothing son, how dare you compare yourself to me or my brothers. Why don't you use one of your other 20 names eh Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel? The thought of your fucked up face being associated with the word Seal disgusts me. How does it feel to have your trophy wife handed down to you by some old hairy Italian spinster? I hope he didn't... 'break her in' too much for you. Is it nice seeing him in the face of your 'son' every day? You're nothing sunshine.
Oh so you think you're tough do ya eh? you named your amphibious fighting force after a creature that is notoriously lazy on land and allows itself to be skull-fucked by Canadians with heavy sticks? Let me tell you I'm a whole fucking village in the county of Kent, I've got a population of 2,491, probably most of them racists, and I'm in the doomsday book son! Did you enjoy being represented by Charlie Sheen in that shit movie? Couldn't get the Sheen, or should I say Estevez, who can act eh? If I was in a film I'd be played by Chuck Noris. That's right, Chuck Norris playing a whole motherfucking village, that's how badass I am!
Posted: 2010-04-05 08:36:57 Report
You know who I am motherfucker? That's right bitch I'm Muhammad, Seal of the Prophets. Y'know what that means? That I'm the last prophet of Islam, they had a fuck load of prophets, then I came along, and they thought that I was so awesome they didn't need any more. As far as they were concerned I shit glitter-covered rainbows. I'm so fucking great no-ones allowed to draw a picture of me, I'm so god damn awesome that not even Vincent Van-fucking-Gogh could do me justice. You know what happens if you draw a picture of me? A bunch of guys will come and blow you up, that's right, they love me so god damn much they'll blow themselves to pieces along with you for no god damn reason. You think you can compare to me? You're in fucking Kent. You know what else is in Kent? Fuck all. Sometimes, someone will think "Hey, let's go to Kent!" Then they'll realise they'd rather tear their fucking eyes out with a fridge then go to Kent. Do you why your stupid-ass piece-of-shit village is called Seal? It comes from the Anglo-Saxon for wallowing place. You're shit. If I was in a movie-... Oh wait, I can't be, because I'm so fucking awesome when the movie came on you're eyes would be burned out by the awesome, and then you'd be blown to pieces.
Also, Charlie Sheen is the fucking shit, bitch.
Also, Charlie Sheen is the fucking shit, bitch.
Posted: 2010-04-05 11:56:05 Report
Bitch, please. You can't go calling yourself the fucking seal because you ate some of the bad red rope liquorice going round the crowd and had to go lie down in a cave somewhere and hear voices. I can see you now: "pray five times a day, you're twisting my melon man!". Who am I? Allow wikipedia to make the introductions:
A mechanical seal is a device which helps join systems or mechanisms together by preventing leakage (e.g., in a plumbing system), containing pressure, or excluding contamination. A seal may also be referred to as "packing."
You got that right! I bring shit together, I prevent leakage so maybe me and your mum's flange should get together sometime, I'm resistant to pressure. I'm all about plugging the holes motherfucker and you'd best watch out cos you never know when I may be pack-a-lacking.
P.S Charlie Sheen is only beaten on the Sheen-Shitness scale by that Twilight staring, Tony Blair playing, Port Talbot originating sack of large nostrilled shit Michael Sheen.
A mechanical seal is a device which helps join systems or mechanisms together by preventing leakage (e.g., in a plumbing system), containing pressure, or excluding contamination. A seal may also be referred to as "packing."
You got that right! I bring shit together, I prevent leakage so maybe me and your mum's flange should get together sometime, I'm resistant to pressure. I'm all about plugging the holes motherfucker and you'd best watch out cos you never know when I may be pack-a-lacking.
P.S Charlie Sheen is only beaten on the Sheen-Shitness scale by that Twilight staring, Tony Blair playing, Port Talbot originating sack of large nostrilled shit Michael Sheen.
Posted: 2010-04-05 14:46:06 Report
I digress...
www.sharenator.com/EU_USA_vs_Russia_MKII/
www.sharenator.com/EU_USA_vs_Russia_MKII/
Я бы сказала, что этот плакат не отражает действительности. С таким же успехом, любой человек может составить плакат не в вашу пользу. Так и хочется спросить вы давно в России то были??? Или вы предпочитаете изучать окружающий мир, слушая других людей и смотря телевизор? Выходит что вам можно сказать всё что угодно и вы безоговорочно, как дети, в это поверите. Насчёт фильмов, я могу сказать, что представленные здесь не единственные, сняты были очень давно, вы бы еще из черно-белого кино что-нибудь выбрали. Кстати впечатление от любого фильма можно испортить некачественным переводом. Именно русский конструктор Калашников придумал автомат, который используют многие страны. К вашему сведению русские девушки считаются самыми красивыми в мире. Я думаю, фотография русской девушки на данном плакате- это портрет его автора. Вам очень долго вешали лапшу на уши во время Холодной Войны, а вы её с них так и не сняли! Данный плакат подтверждает только одно - информационный вакуум и глубокое невежество её автора. Конечно у России есть свои недостатки, и никто этого не отрицает, но это большая красивая страна со своей особой культурой! Нигде вы не увидите столько разнообразных пейзажей! Вы когда нибудь играли в снежки зимой? Если нет, то вы очень много потеряли. Если вы не можете понять Россию, виноваты в этом только вы сами, значит вы просто не хотите этого делать! Попытайтесь во всём разобраться, и сформировать собственное мнение, основанное на личном опыте.
Translete this themselves.Russian language is worth to be learned.
(kna)
Translete this themselves.Russian language is worth to be learned.
(kna)
Shto eta? Gdye google translate...er doverich? spasiba. For the record I've been trying to learn, but you also have to learn to read all over again it's so hard :(
Internet translation:
I would say that this poster does not reflect reality. With the same success, anyone can make a poster is not in your favor. One would like to ask you a long time in Russia that have been? " Or would you prefer to explore the world around us, listening to other people and watching TV? It turns out that you can say anything and you unconditionally, like children, believe it. As for movies, I can say that the presented here is not the only ones were removed long ago, you would have a black-and-white movie that some have chosen. By the way the impression of any movie can be ruined poor translation. That Russian designer Kalashnikov invented the machine that is used by many countries. For your information Russian girls are the most beautiful in the world. I think the picture of a Russian girl in this poster is a portrait of its author. You very long hang noodles on my ears during the Cold War, and you do with them, never dropped! This poster confirms only one thing - the information vacuum and deep ignorance of its author. Of course Russia has its own shortcomings, and nobody denies this, but this is a big beautiful country with its distinct culture! Nowhere will you see so many different landscapes! Have you ever played snowballs in the winter? If not, then you are very much lost. If you can not understand Russia, to blame for this and you alone, then you simply do not want to do! Try all to understand, and form their own opinions based on personal experience.
Internet translation:
I would say that this poster does not reflect reality. With the same success, anyone can make a poster is not in your favor. One would like to ask you a long time in Russia that have been? " Or would you prefer to explore the world around us, listening to other people and watching TV? It turns out that you can say anything and you unconditionally, like children, believe it. As for movies, I can say that the presented here is not the only ones were removed long ago, you would have a black-and-white movie that some have chosen. By the way the impression of any movie can be ruined poor translation. That Russian designer Kalashnikov invented the machine that is used by many countries. For your information Russian girls are the most beautiful in the world. I think the picture of a Russian girl in this poster is a portrait of its author. You very long hang noodles on my ears during the Cold War, and you do with them, never dropped! This poster confirms only one thing - the information vacuum and deep ignorance of its author. Of course Russia has its own shortcomings, and nobody denies this, but this is a big beautiful country with its distinct culture! Nowhere will you see so many different landscapes! Have you ever played snowballs in the winter? If not, then you are very much lost. If you can not understand Russia, to blame for this and you alone, then you simply do not want to do! Try all to understand, and form their own opinions based on personal experience.
Ever since the Cold War and the Chernobyl accident everybody thinks they have to shit on Russia. I agree completely. If you look for my response at the bottom you'll see the correct portrayal of Russia's women.
Brat 2 was actually a pretty good movie. I'm not Russian and I don't understand Russian (got to watch it with English titles on), but it was a lot of fun. Totally recommended.
Anyways +3 for a good idea
Anyways +3 for a good idea
Yeah the text is too small. I couldn't find much for the Russian army.
Here's the full image:
Here's the full image:
Lol I hate you people... ^.^
I did this at 3am after getting sick of the stupid EU vs USA arguments and you all have to blow holes in it. :P
*Runs off crying*
I did this at 3am after getting sick of the stupid EU vs USA arguments and you all have to blow holes in it. :P
*Runs off crying*
haha, AC/DC are the only famous people we have. Just representin' man.
GAY! ac/dc sucks. Same shit same smell for over 20 years or so.
if you think that bullet for my valentine is gay then you obviously don't know good music when you hear it. Everybody's tired of AC/DC. They created over 10 albums each more suckier than the last. ALL of AC/DC's songs are overplayed like back in black and thunderstruck. And after a while you just say god dammit can't they find some better shit to play than ac-fucking/dc? I mean seriously. Their lead singer can only sing when they make him sound good. Live he sucks ass. Plus Angus Young isn't that great. There's a shit load of guitarists way better than him. When he's doing a solo he acts like he's having a fucking spaz attack. So you sir shut the fuck up I was merely expressing my opinion.
Ok...I've heard BFMV on cd and in concert...honestly i tried to like them but i just cant... the music is good, but the singer is just so god damn whiny...I CAN'T FUCKING STAND IT!And true ac/dc is over played and over rated, but they are half way decent, they are far from my favorite band... bands better than ac/dc and BFMV include ,but are not limited to:Lamb of God, Cannibal Corpse, Slayer, Testament, Pantera, Metallica, Slipknot, Black Sabbath...so on and so forth...THANK YOU SIR AND HAVE A NICE FUCKING DAY....
I'll bet you never even heard their new cd or their last cd. And lamb of god? Peeshaw they got really old. I got tired of listening to walk with me in hell and redneck. And Slipknot sucks just as much. All Hope is gone sucked complete ass. Plus corey taylor can't even stay in slipknot. Slipknot like ac/dc is overrated, overplayed, and over exaggerated. I'll give you pantera because Dimebag's beast (nuff said) but their singer sucks ass. He can't scream and he can't growl and his voice sounds like shit. Metallica is okay but everone's tired of Metallica. I'm tired of listening to enter sandman (overplayed) fade to black (overplayed) and one (really overplayed). And you want to talk Black Sabbath? Compared to today's music they suck. Why do you think Ozzy went off on his own? Even then he still sucks because he can't compete with today's music. Now shut the fuck up you're arguing with me over a topic that has nothing to do with this post. If you wanna keep arguing we'll take it to a different post. This conversation's now over. I'm done with it.
For starters i have fever and the poison...Have you heard Lamb of Gods latest album!? all hope is gone was alright not great their older stuff was better...R.I.P. brother DIME, but Phil Anselmo is the man...for metallica you just have to find their underplayed good song not just the radio shit...well ozzy is stupid haha he would have been better off staying with sabbath and not getting randy rhoads killed(R.I.P.)...ok this is done its getting stupid your right i will agree with you on that...lets just end it and good buy good sir...you put up the best argument of anyone i have ever argued with on some dumbass post... i bid you a due....
Posted: 2010-07-25 11:17:06 Report
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It was getting sad a long time ago. Now it's just plain pathetic.
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A: You don't have to visit when you can read the title and description, that gives you enough reason to turn your head from side to side.
B: I'm not into Scat porn, and never have been. But I respect your choices in sexual fetishes despite that you obviously deserve as much respect as a cucumber.
B: I'm not into Scat porn, and never have been. But I respect your choices in sexual fetishes despite that you obviously deserve as much respect as a cucumber.
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The Russian army is pretty kick ass too. Pretty much the exact same technogoly as the US.
It was a russian who made tetris!
Also Vladmir Putin could kill any american celebrity except Chuck Norris.
Also Vladmir Putin could kill any american celebrity except Chuck Norris.
Этот пост - унылое говно. Если было б объективно, меня бы улыбнуло. а так... еба, ну фиг ли сравнивать голливудских мачо с нашим вованом? или старушек-хохотушек с горячими чиками?? а валуев, мля, один раз просрал и все-теперь сша директор мира.
а армия?! не смешите меня)))) наши-зе бест)
хоть я и не патриотка, но тут реально облажали.
Вобщем, пора переходить на инглиш
Eat shit motherfuckers!!!
вроде всё.
а армия?! не смешите меня)))) наши-зе бест)
хоть я и не патриотка, но тут реально облажали.
Вобщем, пора переходить на инглиш
Eat shit motherfuckers!!!
вроде всё.
thank goodness we don't abuse the net. thank goodness we use it for... good. how bad would it suck if the net was just a bunch of people randomly yelling about how they fell about things that can not and will not be in any way shape or form affected by post
I'm not reposting it, it gets bumped up to the top every time someone comments on it.
Which you just did...
Which you just did...
1) Russian women are hot; everybody knows that! You should be getting better pictures...
2) Who's the woman to the left in the Europe/U.S.A. side?
2) Who's the woman to the left in the Europe/U.S.A. side?
1) That wasn't the point ;)
2) Cheryl Cole
2) Cheryl Cole
Then what was the point? Because it seems to me you think that that's what russian women look like. If you go to the only comment with pictures you'll see exactly what they look like.
My god you're an idiot.
I made this post because of a bunch of USA vs UK/EU threads which was getting everyone mega pissed and turning into a flame war.
I made this thread to show the pointlessness of those threads and for some comic relief, all of the shit on Russia's side is biased against them because that's the whole point.
I made this post because of a bunch of USA vs UK/EU threads which was getting everyone mega pissed and turning into a flame war.
I made this thread to show the pointlessness of those threads and for some comic relief, all of the shit on Russia's side is biased against them because that's the whole point.
Well. So much for comic relief. Because this (just like the others) turned into a big flame war. But i'm guessing you already knew that.
Actually it did seem to work. All the other posts died out.
point number 1 : its 2v1
point number 2 : whenever people do this they take the best of 1 (or in this case 2) country and the worst they can find of the other, kinda bs
point number 2 : whenever people do this they take the best of 1 (or in this case 2) country and the worst they can find of the other, kinda bs
*Sigh*
I know that. There were a bunch of very heated arguments over USA vs Europe, so I teamed them up aganist Russia to try and slightly diffuse the situation, which seemed to work as those posts died at the same time.
I know that. There were a bunch of very heated arguments over USA vs Europe, so I teamed them up aganist Russia to try and slightly diffuse the situation, which seemed to work as those posts died at the same time.
I know right? I've been on tenterhooks every since I posted this wondering if it was on the fence or to one side, but thankfully my saviour has enlightened me!
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Wow are you really that ignorant?
Didn't take long for one of the idiot brigade to turn up and start trying to ruin this post...
Didn't take long for one of the idiot brigade to turn up and start trying to ruin this post...
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It was more the 'never trust most the EU' thing I was referring to. That is a statement made purely out of ignorance.
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All made by Russia and not the countries that were being made to suffer under it's rule when it was the USSR. Why would those countries give their allegiance to a country that has previously oppressed their people? That's like saying if Nazi Germany rose again, all the Jewish people in the world would ally themselves with them. All you're going on is association, those countries are associated to Russia in the past so to you that means that they must be with them too.
Are you trapped in time in the Cold War or something?
Are you trapped in time in the Cold War or something?
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Here's one game made in Russia:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalin_vs._Martians
You can fill the place holder now :)