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    To the deserted island! The deserted island has dinos on it? Well what about that one? Godzilla?... Ahh forget lets just go to Australia and hope for the best.

    • Dawn
    • May 17, 2009, 7:29 am
    screw all those plans lets just go to chuck norris' house and hide there
    - Soraking007 June 10, 2011, 4:41 am
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    Dead Rising's helping me prepare right now! hmm

    1.Katana: check
    2.Shotgun: check
    3:Black guy with a shotgun: check
    4.heavy machine gun I stole off a jeep: check
    5.Machete: check
    6.Small chainsaw's and chainsaw: check
    7.blender: check
    8.microwave: check
    9.stove: check
    10.frying pan: check
    11.OJ: check
    12.food/fruit
    13.Megabuster: fuck yeah
    14.a car or motorcycle with two chainsaw's attached to the sides: check

    The excavator pretty much fucks up anything that gets in your way in that game.
    - Ertrov September 15, 2011, 3:54 pm
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    Sorry if the text seems small... The image is too big, and this site scales it down. Just click on it to see the text better.

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    lol i love it ...the video games of today are helpping us prepare

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    But Australia is also much more higher on the 'Awsome-o-Meter!' However, considering past experiences with Pandemic 2, I think I'm headed to Madagascar.

    • Dawn
    • March 8, 2010, 6:52 pm
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    wow, lol

    • TonyG
    • February 23, 2009, 5:51 am
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    Wow, this pic makes my random zombie-killing rants seem almost sane...that's scary as hell

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    That's just too good.lol

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    lolz

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    We should organise something like it see how many fall for it

    • Math
    • August 28, 2009, 6:04 pm
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    sad this is probably accurate

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    i have the survival guide and i have everything i need food, ammo, water, gear, weapons, my dog, and BEER the checklist is complete

    i think i will too. 3 people killing shitloads of zombies is better than 1 person killing a shitload of zombies.
    - arrowdodger7 October 31, 2010, 7:25 am
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    That's hilarious

    • peace
    • January 24, 2010, 5:34 am
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    lolz id prefer to oceania cause australia is very hot in the summer

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    i've had time to prepare i've a 223 armor peircing bullets under bed and 243 my dads shot gun but really i don't need to worry zombie break out i live 7miles out of town so idk y i've allways been prepared and i'm only like 14 XD dad thinks i'm paranoid about zombie out breaks.

    • 4izz
    • March 8, 2010, 5:23 pm
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    hmmmmm idk bout dog cause itll bite a zombies ass and get infected then come bite u in ur ass and ur infected

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    ikr i never get virus to madagascar hey ill even be able to live with lions

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    good point

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    i have that guide too... max brooks the savior of humanity
    srsly if you dont have the zombie survival guide ur fucked
    i know where im goin... do YOU!!!

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    after consolting the guide i could have my dig because the virus only reanimates humans and any animal host died after being infected

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    I got a SKS, M-500 shotgun, diamondback 38. special revolver, Colt M1911M1, and i live in a small town, with land thats about 30 miles out of town. I think i have an okay chance.

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    ohh i see but wat if the dogs blood evaporates? then the virus is in the air

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    the virus is only transmittable through direct fluidic contact.

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    armor peircing rounds are bad they will just go threw them because they are rotting flesh you are better off with hollowpoint rounds

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    ugh smart alec lolz jk well if zombie outbreak happens im movin in with u

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    Lol these people are no-lifes. They think it's actually happening.

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    lol

    • Bloody
    • May 13, 2010, 8:56 am
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    sup

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