True Love

tonight i was hangin out with a couple ppl and we were "smokin" if u know wat i mean...anyway the chick we were with was way to ripped to even move, she was like passin out on a table in a park...her boyfriend was holdin on to her so she wouldnt get hurt and when we decided to go back to the cars they were about a mile away...and for those of u who have smoked u know thats a long fuckin walk...she couldnt walk or even talk so her boyfriend picked her up and carried her a mile to the car while he was baked and sore from workin out...and on top of that it was like 15 degrees outside...thats true love...

  • exile
  • February 25, 2011, 8:16 pm
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    that's not true love, that's just common courtesy. Any good friend would do that.

    its the moral of the story bro...not just wat he did...its the fact that everything i just described suks ass when ur baked...but he did it anyway
    - exile February 25, 2011, 8:23 pm
    nah im with vehemence on that one, its not like he wuld leave her ther!
    - tacolad February 27, 2011, 4:48 pm
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    hmm... 13 liters of blood weighs a lot... how much easier would it be to carry someone if there was no blood in the body?

    dont ask for my thought process, i dont even know how i got to that...

    • MIKYTEY
    • February 26, 2011, 9:24 am
    ....so we shoulda slit her wrists and let her bleed dry then carried her...ill throw that out ther and see wat see says
    - exile February 26, 2011, 11:57 am
    no no no... that makes her look emo. go for the throat and hang her upside down for about 20 minutes. that should just about do it
    - MIKYTEY February 27, 2011, 8:15 pm
    i like your style
    - exile February 28, 2011, 12:55 pm
    why thank you
    - MIKYTEY February 28, 2011, 7:19 pm
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    No, this is true love.
    han solo leia kiss

    • Ertrov
    • February 26, 2011, 2:27 pm
    No this is...
    - chaosmaster February 26, 2011, 8:36 pm
    not thats incest
    - exile February 26, 2011, 8:49 pm
    That's Han, not Luke.
    - Ertrov February 27, 2011, 9:45 am
    ok my bad...never actually watched starwars
    - exile February 27, 2011, 4:40 pm
    Son, I am very disappoint.
    - Ertrov February 27, 2011, 4:46 pm
    sorry bro
    - exile February 27, 2011, 4:59 pm
    You should watch them.
    - Ertrov February 27, 2011, 5:06 pm
    well i dont exactly have them on hand lol and im broke like every other highschool kid
    - exile February 27, 2011, 5:20 pm
    Library
    - Ertrov February 27, 2011, 5:27 pm
    wait... people with access to the internet actually buy things? WHOA!!!
    - MIKYTEY February 28, 2011, 7:20 pm
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  • 1

    I would do that...but I would probably pass out...

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    Lightweight...

    Lightweight pro.
    - DarkicoN13 February 26, 2011, 7:10 pm
    With Spas shotgun, dual Pythons, steady aim and marathon?
    - CrazyJay February 27, 2011, 12:57 pm
    Hell yeah.
    - DarkicoN13 February 27, 2011, 4:10 pm
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  • 1

    bro - true love

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