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tonight i was hangin out with a couple ppl and we were "smokin" if u know wat i mean...anyway the chick we were with was way to ripped to even move, she was like passin out on a table in a park...her boyfriend was holdin on to her so she wouldnt get hurt and when we decided to go back to the cars they were about a mile away...and for those of u who have smoked u know thats a long fuckin walk...she couldnt walk or even talk so her boyfriend picked her up and carried her a mile to the car while he was baked and sore from workin out...and on top of that it was like 15 degrees outside...thats true love...
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Posted: 2011-02-25 20:16:50

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  • Vehemence - replied 2011-02-25 20:18:59
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    that's not true love, that's just common courtesy. Any good friend would do that.
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    • exile - replied 2011-02-25 20:23:28
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      its the moral of the story bro...not just wat he did...its the fact that everything i just described suks ass when ur baked...but he did it anyway
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      • tacolad - replied 2011-02-27 16:48:02
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        nah im with vehemence on that one, its not like he wuld leave her ther!
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  • MIKYTEY - replied 2011-02-26 09:24:17
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    hmm... 13 liters of blood weighs a lot... how much easier would it be to carry someone if there was no blood in the body?

    dont ask for my thought process, i dont even know how i got to that...
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    • exile - replied 2011-02-26 11:57:25
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      ....so we shoulda slit her wrists and let her bleed dry then carried her...ill throw that out ther and see wat see says
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      • MIKYTEY - replied 2011-02-27 20:15:03
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        no no no... that makes her look emo. go for the throat and hang her upside down for about 20 minutes. that should just about do it
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        • exile - replied 2011-02-28 12:55:59
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          i like your style
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          • MIKYTEY - replied 2011-02-28 19:19:20
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            why thank you
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  • Ertrov - replied 2011-02-26 14:27:49
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    No, this is true love.
    han solo leia kiss - True Love
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    • chaosmaster - replied 2011-02-26 20:36:07
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      No this is...
      20070713 TrueLove - True Love
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    • exile - replied 2011-02-26 20:49:33
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      not thats incest
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      • Ertrov - replied 2011-02-27 09:45:59
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        That's Han, not Luke.
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        • exile - replied 2011-02-27 16:40:33
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          ok my bad...never actually watched starwars
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          • Ertrov - replied 2011-02-27 16:46:52
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            Son, I am very disappoint.
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            • exile - replied 2011-02-27 16:59:31
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              sorry bro
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              • Ertrov - replied 2011-02-27 17:06:24
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                You should watch them.
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                • exile - replied 2011-02-27 17:20:43
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                  well i dont exactly have them on hand lol and im broke like every other highschool kid
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                  • Ertrov - replied 2011-02-27 17:27:14
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                    Library
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                    • MIKYTEY - replied 2011-02-28 19:20:22
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                      wait... people with access to the internet actually buy things? WHOA!!!
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  • thekitkatkid - replied 2011-02-25 20:21:11
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    I would do that...but I would probably pass out...
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  • CrazyJay - replied 2011-02-26 03:36:18
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    Lightweight...
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    • DarkicoN13 - replied 2011-02-26 19:10:37
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      Lightweight pro.
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      • CrazyJay - replied 2011-02-27 12:57:22
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        With Spas shotgun, dual Pythons, steady aim and marathon?
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        • DarkicoN13 - replied 2011-02-27 16:10:12
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          Hell yeah.
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