Top 5 Comeback contest.

Everyone, post a comeback that can be used in various situations. Everyone has to have a couple, at least.

My Best one:
RANDOM GUY: Where's your comback?
ME: If i needed a good comback, i could go scrape it off of your moms face. =o

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    Inferior Person: blah blah blah
    Me: I don't mind going back to prison.

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    Douche: blah blah blah
    Me: Witty comeback
    Douche: same witty comeback
    Me: If I wanted my comeback I'd wipe it off your mom's face!

    so pretty much what erectionous said?
    - ZeekTehGeek March 2, 2011, 2:30 pm
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    I like calling people a fucking blow job, that usually confuses them

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    just agree with what ever they say.
    douche: Ur R teh fagg0t!
    me: Oh really? I had no idea..looks like I better make up for some lost time! How you doin? ;]

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  • 2

    fuck off usually works for me

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  • 1

    someone says something:Blah blah blah
    Me:That's not what your mom said.

    Have you noticed this guy posted the exact same thing thrice lol
    - MalverdeAl100 March 1, 2011, 7:29 pm
    Weird... I took care of it.
    - thekitkatkid March 1, 2011, 8:16 pm
    on a school computer = Veeeeeeeeery slow, so i had to refresh the page and click "post" once again and it obviously wasn't very slow. heh.
    - erectionous March 2, 2011, 3:36 am
    oh, I understand. It's actually happened to me before.
    - thekitkatkid March 2, 2011, 2:39 pm
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    Well my girlfriend always says your face followed by what the other person said. It's really retarded and annoying. I just say "alright buddy" and if someone tries to think of a good response or something to say to me i just say " don't hurt yourself" and walk away cause theres no need to stay there and put up with some irrelevant persons insults.

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    Guy/Girl: Your a faggot!
    Me: Apples are almighty and if you believe otherwise you don't exist...
    (*Pop* person disapears and I win)

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    guy singing: blah blah blahhhhhh
    me: who sings that?
    guy: so and so
    me: lets keep it that way

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    I'd just generally say - "Well, aren't you quite the cunning linguist?".

    • Phul
    • March 7, 2011, 10:59 pm
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