Top 20 Conspiracy Theories About Obama’s Birth Certificate
1. The patterned background is too seamless for a document kept in a bound volume.
2. The “Date Accepted” is four days later than “Date of Birth.”
3. Smudges in box next to name of attendant.
4. M.D. who signed the document conveniently died eight years ago.
5. Two mysterious Xs above “twin” and “triplet.”
6. Unexplained “8991” on document's right side.
7. “41” at to right of document looks suspicious.
8. Birth certificate of someone born at the same hospital a day later has a lower number.
9. There is no official seal.
10. Still says “Certificate of Live Birth.”
11. Instead of “African” under father's race, “Colored” or “Negro” would have been used in 1961.
12. The type for “Caucasian” is too perfect, not possible for a typewriter from 1961.
13. No footprint.
14. No birth weight.
15. Signature of mother and attendant are too similar.
16. Under hour of birth, the “M.” in “P.M.” is a different font.
17. Address for Obama's childhood home is the middle of a highway.
18. Hawaii's Governor until recently claimed there was no birth certificate.
19. Obviously Photoshopped. Layers!
20. We all know his real name is Barry Saetoro and he changed his name to Barack Obama after visiting Pakistan.
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2. The “Date Accepted” is four days later than “Date of Birth.”
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3. Smudges in box next to name of attendant.
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4. M.D. who signed the document conveniently died eight years ago.
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5. Two mysterious Xs above “twin” and “triplet.”
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6. Unexplained “8991” on document's right side.
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7. “41” at to right of document looks suspicious.
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8. Birth certificate of someone born at the same hospital a day later has a lower number.
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9. There is no official seal.
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10. Still says “Certificate of Live Birth.”
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11. Instead of “African” under father's race, “Colored” or “Negro” would have been used in 1961.
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12. The type for “Caucasian” is too perfect, not possible for a typewriter from 1961.
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13. No footprint.
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14. No birth weight.
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15. Signature of mother and attendant are too similar.
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16. Under hour of birth, the “M.” in “P.M.” is a different font.
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17. Address for Obama's childhood home is the middle of a highway.
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18. Hawaii's Governor until recently claimed there was no birth certificate.
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19. Obviously Photoshopped. Layers!
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20. We all know his real name is Barry Saetoro and he changed his name to Barack Obama after visiting Pakistan.
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Posted: 2011-04-29 06:50:13
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Hmmm guess you didn't get the point that this was making fun of conspiracy theories...
Haha my bad i had just gone up to like the 4th pic and i had seen this on the news so i was like "Who gives a fuck"
i though you were being serious until all of the pictures started to come up
Hawaii had only been a state for about 2 years when this was printed, so you could imagine that the process for this was still fairly new. Given that, many mistakes were probably made.
My daughter was born on the island of Ohau while I was stationed at Pearl Harbor, and her birth certificate looks just as fake as his does.
The DMV in Hawaii lost both my marriage certificate and vehicle title information more than three times, each! Hawaii doesn't keep very good records, and the ones they do manage to keep are filled out wrong.
I don't know if Obama was born in Hawaii or not, but I do know that Hawaiians can't keep track of paperwork, fill it out correctly, or have it done on time. I lived in Hawaii for five years, and hate that place because of it's lack of organization and inability to complete even the smallest tasks on time or without error.
My daughter was born on the island of Ohau while I was stationed at Pearl Harbor, and her birth certificate looks just as fake as his does.
The DMV in Hawaii lost both my marriage certificate and vehicle title information more than three times, each! Hawaii doesn't keep very good records, and the ones they do manage to keep are filled out wrong.
I don't know if Obama was born in Hawaii or not, but I do know that Hawaiians can't keep track of paperwork, fill it out correctly, or have it done on time. I lived in Hawaii for five years, and hate that place because of it's lack of organization and inability to complete even the smallest tasks on time or without error.
Couldn't agree with you more. Obama's birth certificate is fake like landing on the moon was staged... Obama's been a fairly decent president and trying to discredit a guy based off some lousy Hawaiian paper work is quite a stretch.
The sad thing is, the Republicans are now a majority Birther party. (When polled, over 50% of them said they didn't believe he was a citizen.) Even Donald Trump hopped on this *FACEPALM*
I'm not crazy about Obama, but I'm amazed that anyone with a positive IQ would vote for a Republican. I mean, my phone company pisses me off but I wouldn't try to fix it by cutting my ears off with a chainsaw...
I'm not crazy about Obama, but I'm amazed that anyone with a positive IQ would vote for a Republican. I mean, my phone company pisses me off but I wouldn't try to fix it by cutting my ears off with a chainsaw...
Hahahahaaaa he lived in the middle of the highway xD
Meh... I don't care who the president is as long as he does his damn job and does something positive towards our country.
did it "occour" to you that this is all a joke...
