Some say his watch goes up to 14, and that he thinks the credit crunch is a new type of breakfast cereal. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say he drinks by sucking the moisture out of ducks, and that his crash helmet design is modelled on Britney Spears' head. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say he tastes exactly the same as watercress, and that he was once arrested for flicking grapes at Sting. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire he would burn for 1,000 days. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say he's a CIA experiment gone wrong, and that his blood smells of Root Beer. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say that his genitals are on up side down and that he could solve the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say he should be switched off at the mains overnight and that David Hasslehoff calls him 'son'. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say he's bored of being introduced like this, and that if anyone's going to flog a dead horse it should be him. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say he can swim seven lengths under water and he has webbed buttocks. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say that his skin is the texture of a dolphin's and that he has his own satellites. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say that every week he sheds his entire skin, like a snake and that for some reason he's allergic to the Dutch. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say that he's Mac compatible, and that he once punched a horse to the floor. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say it's almost impossible for him to wear socks. And that he can open a bottle of beer with his testes. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say that the outside of his nipples are shaped like the Nurburgring and that when there's a really important job to do, he skives off to play croquet. All we know is, he's called The Stig.


Some say he thought Star Wars was a documentary. And that he backed out of I'm A Celebrity at the last minute because he's scared of Australia. And trees. And Koo Stark. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say he never blinks and that he roams local woodland foraging for mouse meat. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say his scrotum actually generates a small gravity field. And that because our producer rigged the results of a viewer phone in. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say he once wrestled an elephant to the ground using the power of his mind and an alarming hairstyle. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say he has a life size tattoo of his face, on his face. And that his droppings have been found as far north as York. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

"Hey look I spent £2000 on a helmet signed by the Stig"
"How do you know it was the real stig who signed it?"
"Errr.....Shit"

what is that worth?

IT'S WORTH THE BEST DRIVING ABILITIES IN THE WORLD!!!!

GODDAMN!

some say he only knows 2 facts about ducks and they are both wrong....
all we know is we call him the Stig!