Today is a VERY bad day
I was flipping through the news paper when I came accross celebrity birthday section. I regret to inform you that today is Justin Bieber's birthday. When I read the news I wanted to kill myself
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Posted: 2011-03-01 11:24:52
Psst.
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It's actually a good thing. One year closer to puberty and then she wont have that annoying voice anymore
dude she's 17. if she hasn't reached it now i don't think she ever will
dude if she hasn't reached her period by 16 there's something wrong with them!
Holy Qu'ran Icelandgirly i gotta get myself checked then !!!
Dude.
Guys don't bleed down there.
If you do, you should really get yourself checked.
Guys don't bleed down there.
If you do, you should really get yourself checked.
O_o i knew something was wrong with me
However, it is also Roger Daltrey's Birthday so Fuck Yeah!!!
So is this girl some sort of offspring of two blood relatives or sumtin?
Cause Justin Bieber is pretty hard to fucking look at...
Cause Justin Bieber is pretty hard to fucking look at...
DUDE!
she's 17 and hasn't even started her period!
she really needs to see the doctor!
she's 17 and hasn't even started her period!
she really needs to see the doctor!
Haha nice.
Also there were these girls singing.. I shit you not.
"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday justin bieber, happy birthday to you"
I laughed my arse off, and said, Justine Beaver is stupid.
Also there were these girls singing.. I shit you not.
"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday justin bieber, happy birthday to you"
I laughed my arse off, and said, Justine Beaver is stupid.
Yeah!
A girl i know that has the facebook name- *surname* bieber *lastname* actually posted on her wall *happy birthday Justin Bieber my love <3*
and she's only 11 :/
like WTF?
A girl i know that has the facebook name- *surname* bieber *lastname* actually posted on her wall *happy birthday Justin Bieber my love <3*
and she's only 11 :/
like WTF?
Oh gawd, kids these days fall head over heels of any other kids that sing. Not sing well, just sing. Say If I went onto a stage and sang, in the worst way I could, OOH FLABAGHASTRY WABBADO AOSJAJFAS
I'd be made famous and everyone would love me, like Justine Beaver.
I'd be made famous and everyone would love me, like Justine Beaver.
OHHMAIIGAWWD THAT WAS AWESOME I LOVE YOU <3
the previous sentence was a description of a typical female reaction XD
the previous sentence was a description of a typical female reaction XD
Thank you, thank you. Now give me lots of money.
The previous sentence was a description of what I would say at that point in time.
The previous sentence was a description of what I would say at that point in time.
*drool* gawd yuss! i <3 u bcuz yuh act liek yuh realy caer bout us gurls but al ur tryn 2do iz to get in tu mah pantz <3
The previous sentence is the typical thing a typical girl would say, it also has the typical grammar of that girl.
The previous sentence is the typical thing a typical girl would say, it also has the typical grammar of that girl.
Yes icelandgirly, I'd try to get in their pants, as long as it's money down there. I don't care about anything else but money, money, money, and bacon. Infact fuck the money, I want to be paid in bacon.
fuck bacon, i'd like to be paid in fat pigs and bacon makers!
