Time machine

if you had a time machine what would you do with it? i would go back in time and make sure that pot stayed legal, i would stash a bunch silver and gold in the forest and dig it up later, and i would invest in Microsoft and Macintosh.

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  • 10

    I'd repeatedly go back to five minutes ago to eat this awesome sandwich I had

  • 5

    honestly I would go back 2yrs & date a girl Im missing right now

  • 4

    I would go back and buy expensive antiques and store them also I would go back and make sure my father never drove drunk...otherwise I won't change anything at risk of ruining the current space time continuum

    that is smarticle
    - triclebickle August 19, 2010, 6:35 pm
    technically anything changes the continuum, since you change it then later in life you have no reason to change it so you won't change it. Time travel should be observatory.
    - iGreenDay August 20, 2010, 8:03 am
  • 3

    i would kill whoever invented reality tv shows

    • mofosho
    • August 19, 2010, 10:42 pm
  • 2

    I'd learn how to play all of my favourite songs, then go back in time and take credit for them before the original bands had a chance to write them (For example, take credit for Stairway to Heaven before Led Zeppelin has the chance to write it!)

    I'd have to punch you in the face.
    - iGreenDay November 7, 2010, 6:59 am
    You're just mad that you didn't think of it first. XD
    - CrazyJay November 7, 2010, 7:28 am
    That's a billion times worse than copyright infringement, and they deserve respect.
    - iGreenDay November 7, 2010, 7:42 am
    You're not seriously trying to start an argument over something physically impossible, are you? No one is capable of going back in time and stealing music, calm the fuck down. If you can't take a joke, you probably shouldn't be on this site.
    - CrazyJay November 7, 2010, 7:47 am
    I don't see where you found an attempt to start an argument, but suit yourself.
    - iGreenDay November 7, 2010, 8:02 am
    Maybe when you said "That's a billion times worse than copyright infringement, and they deserve respect." It sounded to me like you took what I said a little too seriously, hence I expected more protest to come. Anyways, here's an amusing picture that sort of goes with my point:
    - CrazyJay November 7, 2010, 8:06 am
    - WHAARRGARBLE November 7, 2010, 9:06 am
  • 2

    i would do everything and then go back and undo it?

  • 2

    I'd take a gun and a ton of bullets and go way back to ancient times and rule the f-ing world!

    that wouldnt screw with the time space continum at all lol
    - triclebickle August 20, 2010, 9:15 am
    Screw the time continuum. I want to rule the world. Then again, maybe I'll rule pre-history.
    - downer3498 August 20, 2010, 3:06 pm
    lol just take a few nukes
    - castlewarsisawsome November 5, 2010, 4:25 am
  • 2

    i would build a secret bunker, buy various classic cars, store them there, i would go back to about 1872 and invest heavily in beach front property in california, and bring back live specimens of dinosaurs

    • wolfman
    • August 20, 2010, 11:20 am
    bravo sir you are awesome
    - triclebickle August 20, 2010, 11:46 am
  • 2

    i actually have a time machine im going to go back and meet jesus i will use the name judas if i am successful you will read about me in the present day...

  • 1

    i would go back in time and kill justin beiber, the jones brothers and baby hitler

    that is something we can all agree with
    - triclebickle August 19, 2010, 6:34 pm
    I wouldn't kill Hitler. That would alter the timeline WAAAAY to much. But I would kill Jusin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, anybody who helped make the Twilight movies, etc. Or maybe I'd bring all of them back in time, give them to Hitler and tell him "I found ya some Jews".
    - xlivewire7x August 19, 2010, 6:46 pm
    I would rather go back in time and take the twilight books with me.
    I would kill Stefanie Meyer and tell everyone that i wrote twilight. On this way i could get all the money for the books and make sure that there will be better actors for the movies.
    - Curuba August 20, 2010, 1:55 am
    what about making sure the dark ages never happened we would be 1000 years further in technological discoveries
    - gemie89 August 20, 2010, 7:50 am
    yeah i agree cuz flying cars would be pretty chill not gunna lie
    - triclebickle August 20, 2010, 7:57 am
    nah, sounds too hard lol
    - Pharmon August 20, 2010, 8:04 am
    With out Hitler we would have never had the Volkswagen beetle
    - Tacoman August 20, 2010, 2:23 pm
    i would kill the author of twilight so that they are never made
    - awesomeeeee November 8, 2010, 7:49 am
  • 1

    i would go back in time and slap george bush lol

    • gryxng
    • August 20, 2010, 1:01 pm
  • 1

    I would invest in Microsoft and I would want to go back in time and have dinner with Ayn Rand.

    what about mac would you invest in them
    - triclebickle August 20, 2010, 1:17 pm
    yeah if I had enough money. Then I would also invest in google.
    - Jofus1992 August 20, 2010, 1:20 pm
    yeah google is a must for the list
    - triclebickle August 20, 2010, 1:29 pm
  • 1

    i would travel back in time nd become best friends with the founders on lamborghini mercadies bmw volkswagen nd id invest in them =)

  • 1

    why the hell is everyone talking about "investing in microsoft" or things like that? This is a god damn TIME MACHINE, for Christ's sake, not a device that gives good insight to stock changes!

    Personally, I'd hit ancient Egypt for teh munnies, then the year 1 to kill jesus and bring the technological advancement of humans up to scratch.

    because Microsoft stock + time machine = $$$$$$$
    - triclebickle November 4, 2010, 3:51 pm
    so why do i not see "kill bill gates when he just made it, and take the idea for yourself"?
    That would get you soo much more, all I'm saying is use your imagination
    - Jackylegs November 5, 2010, 12:06 am
    i like to think in a realistic sense and he's smarter than i so it would just be easier to use him
    - triclebickle November 6, 2010, 5:58 pm
    I'll say it again.
    "when he just made it"
    he's already made it, you just have to sell it.
    - Jackylegs November 6, 2010, 8:31 pm
    and to sell it is much more difficult than you'd think
    - iGreenDay November 7, 2010, 7:03 am
    why sell it ill just make him put me in his will saying i get the company
    - triclebickle November 7, 2010, 7:21 am
    Killing Jesus would not bring the technological advancement of humans up to scratch. It would not do anything for you or anyone. In fact we'd be worse off because humankind would be without any example of the ideal human being. Even if Christianity is incorrect overall, Jesus is freaking awesome. So please find whoever is ACTUALLY responsible for the Dark Ages and stop THAT person. And maybe take out whatever idiots were in charge of the crusades.
    - luminosity November 7, 2010, 7:35 am
    look guys the possibilities are endless. Why not just go into the future when they have mind control devices, and just use them on him?
    Or you could go into the past and go to a place where in the present there is a bank vault, and then go back to the present to be in it?
    - Jackylegs November 7, 2010, 9:16 am
    Demotivs don't lie.
    - Jackylegs November 7, 2010, 9:19 am
    I like the vault one...
    - iGreenDay November 7, 2010, 2:02 pm
    Christianity at fault? Maybe. But Jesus himself? Nope.

    Also, it was probably not so much the religion itself but a few greedy idiots who twisted it for their own selfish purposes. THAT'S who I'm proposing Jackylegs kill instead of Jesus. Please? :D
    - luminosity November 7, 2010, 2:46 pm
    why thank you
    - Jackylegs November 7, 2010, 11:57 pm
    You've got a point, I should've killed the bishops/priests.
    But seriously, give it a rest, this whole post is make believe so stop being so literal about it please.
    - Jackylegs November 7, 2010, 11:59 pm
    >.> My bad.
    - luminosity November 8, 2010, 7:39 am
    compliments of the neurotic, cheers
    - iGreenDay November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
  • 1

    I would go back in time and invent google and facebook.

    • juniper
    • November 4, 2010, 4:12 pm
  • 1

    i would go back in time and do what ever the hell i wanted because nomater what i can go back in time and fix it

  • 1

    I would mend the hearts that I have broken, help those I had ignored, and make my enemies into my friends.

    • dogggy
    • November 6, 2010, 9:05 pm
  • 1

    convince that guns are nothing but trouble and then take over the earth with the worlds only rifle

    • hightec
    • November 7, 2010, 5:20 am
    lol not cool
    - triclebickle November 7, 2010, 7:19 am
  • 1

    I would go back and invest in google microsoft and mac and store all the money in an account that I would later find the account number to be under my name, so that it doesn't change my history I'll make that happon on a date after I come back to the future.

  • 1

    I would go back with 3 boxes full of weapons and 6 boxes of ammo then go to 1776 and give it to the americans so we can be more badass than the british and cap their asses. I would also take back a car so me and some revolutionaries cud do a drive by on some british fools/. (No offence to any british person here)

    id go back with 4 shipping crates full of military weapons, and 20 shipping crates full of ammo plus an ass load of semtex and an american made car just for the hell of it
    - triclebickle November 7, 2010, 8:07 am
    Why not bring them a nuclear arsenal while you're at it? XD
    - CrazyJay November 7, 2010, 8:15 am
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