Time machine
if you had a time machine what would you do with it? i would go back in time and make sure that pot stayed legal, i would stash a bunch silver and gold in the forest and dig it up later, and i would invest in Microsoft and Macintosh.
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Posted: 2010-08-18 21:58:50
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honestly I would go back 2yrs & date a girl Im missing right now
I'd learn how to play all of my favourite songs, then go back in time and take credit for them before the original bands had a chance to write them (For example, take credit for Stairway to Heaven before Led Zeppelin has the chance to write it!)
You're not seriously trying to start an argument over something physically impossible, are you? No one is capable of going back in time and stealing music, calm the fuck down. If you can't take a joke, you probably shouldn't be on this site.
Maybe when you said "That's a billion times worse than copyright infringement, and they deserve respect." It sounded to me like you took what I said a little too seriously, hence I expected more protest to come. Anyways, here's an amusing picture that sort of goes with my point:
I'd take a gun and a ton of bullets and go way back to ancient times and rule the f-ing world!
that wouldnt screw with the time space continum at all lol
Screw the time continuum. I want to rule the world. Then again, maybe I'll rule pre-history.
I wouldn't kill Hitler. That would alter the timeline WAAAAY to much. But I would kill Jusin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, anybody who helped make the Twilight movies, etc. Or maybe I'd bring all of them back in time, give them to Hitler and tell him "I found ya some Jews".
i would kill the author of twilight so that they are never made
yeah i agree cuz flying cars would be pretty chill not gunna lie
that is something we can all agree with
I would rather go back in time and take the twilight books with me.
I would kill Stefanie Meyer and tell everyone that i wrote twilight. On this way i could get all the money for the books and make sure that there will be better actors for the movies.
I would kill Stefanie Meyer and tell everyone that i wrote twilight. On this way i could get all the money for the books and make sure that there will be better actors for the movies.
what about mac would you invest in them
i would travel back in time nd become best friends with the founders on lamborghini mercadies bmw volkswagen nd id invest in them =)
why the hell is everyone talking about "investing in microsoft" or things like that? This is a god damn TIME MACHINE, for Christ's sake, not a device that gives good insight to stock changes!
Personally, I'd hit ancient Egypt for teh munnies, then the year 1 to kill jesus and bring the technological advancement of humans up to scratch.
Personally, I'd hit ancient Egypt for teh munnies, then the year 1 to kill jesus and bring the technological advancement of humans up to scratch.
because Microsoft stock + time machine = $$$$$$$
i like to think in a realistic sense and he's smarter than i so it would just be easier to use him
look guys the possibilities are endless. Why not just go into the future when they have mind control devices, and just use them on him?
Or you could go into the past and go to a place where in the present there is a bank vault, and then go back to the present to be in it?
Or you could go into the past and go to a place where in the present there is a bank vault, and then go back to the present to be in it?
why sell it ill just make him put me in his will saying i get the company
Killing Jesus would not bring the technological advancement of humans up to scratch. It would not do anything for you or anyone. In fact we'd be worse off because humankind would be without any example of the ideal human being. Even if Christianity is incorrect overall, Jesus is freaking awesome. So please find whoever is ACTUALLY responsible for the Dark Ages and stop THAT person. And maybe take out whatever idiots were in charge of the crusades.
Christianity at fault? Maybe. But Jesus himself? Nope.
Also, it was probably not so much the religion itself but a few greedy idiots who twisted it for their own selfish purposes. THAT'S who I'm proposing Jackylegs kill instead of Jesus. Please? :D
Also, it was probably not so much the religion itself but a few greedy idiots who twisted it for their own selfish purposes. THAT'S who I'm proposing Jackylegs kill instead of Jesus. Please? :D
i would go back in time and do what ever the hell i wanted because nomater what i can go back in time and fix it
I would go back and invest in google microsoft and mac and store all the money in an account that I would later find the account number to be under my name, so that it doesn't change my history I'll make that happon on a date after I come back to the future.
I would go back with 3 boxes full of weapons and 6 boxes of ammo then go to 1776 and give it to the americans so we can be more badass than the british and cap their asses. I would also take back a car so me and some revolutionaries cud do a drive by on some british fools/. (No offence to any british person here)
id go back with 4 shipping crates full of military weapons, and 20 shipping crates full of ammo plus an ass load of semtex and an american made car just for the hell of it
