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Posted: 2009-12-07 07:58:39
Psst.

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Dannyl
Dannyl
Rank: #4
Kinda small, but not too bad. A good representation of UK, you're forgetting the hash browns which is a crime against nature. Still good to see a breakfast without a fucking pancake though :P
Posted: 2009-12-07 08:40:37 Report Reply
ohh yeah, hash browns are awesome
Posted: 2009-12-07 18:46:51 Report Reply
Bekenel
Bekenel
Rank: #66
There is bacon at the bottom of the plate. Open ur fuckin' eyes
Posted: 2009-12-07 13:49:30 Report Reply
720Z
720Z
Rank: #79
its country ham
Posted: 2010-06-10 12:43:20 Report Reply
that is definitely ham, sir
Posted: 2009-12-07 18:47:59 Report Reply
Dannyl
Dannyl
Rank: #4
bacon
Posted: 2010-02-11 09:01:51 Report Reply
SkinnyBill
SkinnyBill
Rank: #19
its bacon.
Posted: 2010-06-10 12:34:58 Report Reply
Its CANADIAN BACON Okay?
Posted: 2011-09-23 04:09:26 Report Reply
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Dannyl
Dannyl
Rank: #4
no... that's called bacon.
Posted: 2009-12-07 14:03:53 Report Reply
SkinnyBill
SkinnyBill
Rank: #19
definetley bacon. "americas"bacon is streaked with fat, and called STREAKY BACON. What is on our plate is BACK BACON! They are both bacon, but one has more meat, and one more fat.
Posted: 2010-06-10 12:36:13 Report Reply
What is on your plate is shit, what is on my plate has more meat.
Posted: 2010-06-11 11:44:50 Report Reply
SkinnyBill
SkinnyBill
Rank: #19
no thats definetly bacon, Its not crispy tho
Posted: 2009-12-10 12:41:28 Report Reply
thats definitily not bacon thats just ham
Posted: 2010-02-11 08:19:20 Report Reply
Dannyl
Dannyl
Rank: #4
It's bacon
Posted: 2010-02-11 09:01:44 Report Reply
cooldog
cooldog
Rank: #278
i second that
Posted: 2010-02-11 09:33:09 Report Reply
RJ388
RJ388
Rank: #1060
that's bacon
Posted: 2010-02-11 09:34:16 Report Reply
Dragkyre
Dragkyre
Rank: #38
ITS BACON!! =]
Posted: 2010-02-11 09:53:37 Report Reply
Bekenel
Bekenel
Rank: #66
Its bacon
Only streaky bacon gets called 'bacon' by Americans.
Back Bacon is better for you and is totally different from ham, and is what is on the plate
Posted: 2010-02-11 09:55:45 Report Reply
Polygon
Polygon
Rank: #95
Haha well said Bekenel!, this is what you call real bacon! not that streaky bacon that you find in a bacon cheeseburger at McDonalds.
Posted: 2010-06-10 12:29:19 Report
Luke8D
Luke8D
Rank: #452
lmao, its bacon :P
Posted: 2010-06-10 12:33:35 Report
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #96
That is nothing more than breakfast ham. No true bacon to be found, none the less it looks good, just needs bacon.

Posted: 2011-09-23 08:55:20 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #96
You are correct Sir.
But the bigger question is, if its good does it matter whats its called?
Posted: 2011-09-23 08:56:23 Report Reply
gemie89
gemie89
Rank: #42
I don't know any American that eats this soooo I deny your reality and substitute my own


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Posted: 2010-06-11 10:45:57 Report Reply
Jackylegs
Jackylegs
Rank: #115
he's got awesome glasses
Posted: 2010-09-08 02:17:30 Report Reply
Sorry, but that's bacon. Just because it's not deep fried and streaky doesn't make it ham.

I'm shocked by the lack of hash browns and black pudding. There also needs to be 2x everything. :P
Posted: 2009-12-07 16:21:35 Report Reply
Math
Math
Rank: #7
Agreed needs 2 sausages and 2 rashers at least!
But that looks good!
Posted: 2009-12-10 12:38:49 Report Reply
devilduck
devilduck
Rank: #182
looks good
Posted: 2009-12-07 16:12:42 Report Reply
I'm so hungry now
Posted: 2010-02-11 08:32:38 Report Reply
bless you , great cure for hangovers <3
Posted: 2010-02-11 09:33:30 Report Reply
Goober
Goober
Rank: #250
finally, we come to a conclusion that it's bacon. OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES IF YOU CANT SEE THAT ITS BACON!! jeez!
Posted: 2010-02-11 12:23:03 Report Reply
Disco
Disco
Rank: #36
The breakfast of Champions!

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Posted: 2010-09-08 02:23:09 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
The breakfast of Chuck.

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Posted: 2011-09-23 14:06:08 Report Reply
There's a distinct lack of the following essential breakfasty items - Black pudding, FRIED Bread and a dirty great mug of tea!

Just to clarify, there is defo bacon on that plate, I can sees it! You poor Americans have gotten all confused about your salted meats, I mean, you even slop maple syrup all over it?!? :D Just teasing, I love you guys, Diners, drive-ins and dives is my fave show at the moment.
Posted: 2011-09-22 22:32:10 Report Reply
Also.... The 'pig meat' on the plate is defined as 'bacon' due to the processing it has undergone, it may look like some sort of strange 'ham' to some, but as it has been heavily salt cured, with the crucial addition of Sodium Nitrate (Added to retain the red/pink colour of the meat and to enable it to be stored for much longer than a slice of ham) in the curing process, it becomes bacon.
Posted: 2011-09-22 22:44:42 Report Reply
Sorry, one last thing... There's one last wrong thing with this breakfast, there appears to be a green thing of some sort on the plate... IT HAS NO PLACE HERE!Looks like flat leaf parsley, or coriander (What you Americans re-named to 'solantro'? But that's another kettle of fish.)
Posted: 2011-09-22 22:48:32 Report Reply
Arguing over what is and what isn't bacon? Srsly?


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Posted: 2011-09-23 12:05:36 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #44

Benny - This is a real breakfast, America


* English theme song*
Posted: 2011-09-23 17:50:19 Report Reply
buddyfoeva
buddyfoeva
Rank: #8

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idk im american and this is my breakfast
Posted: 2011-09-23 18:15:09 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
Same, whenever I actually have time to eat that much lol
Posted: 2011-09-23 18:21:34 Report Reply
buddyfoeva
buddyfoeva
Rank: #8
yeah lol i barely have time so i usually skip it but the only other thing i eat is steak and eggs with toast hashbrowns and bacon of course.
Posted: 2011-09-23 18:25:12 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
Maybe some biscuits with sausage gravy and homefries on the side.
Posted: 2011-09-23 18:26:41 Report Reply
Armork66
Armork66
Rank: #108
(THERE IS NO BACON!!!!! what do you think wrappedinbacon would have to say about this!!!!)--earlier comment

Apparently that ham sitting on the plate is defined bacon.
Ok sorry, my mistake
Posted: 2009-12-07 13:43:39 Report Reply
Dannyl
Dannyl
Rank: #4
he would probably say, oh look at that bacon right in the middle of the plate....
Posted: 2009-12-07 14:03:20 Report Reply
SkinnyBill
SkinnyBill
Rank: #19
LOL i noticed the bacon too.
i think americans like their bacon streaky, not proper stuff
Posted: 2009-12-10 12:40:58 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #44
american bacon is about 2 cm wide and 10 cm long
Posted: 2010-02-11 10:42:48 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #96
what you call "bacon" in this pic we call breakfast ham, or for short, ham. Bacon is a different cut of meet altogether.
Posted: 2011-09-23 08:53:05 Report Reply
SkinnyBill
SkinnyBill
Rank: #19
Nope. This is BACON in the same way as what you say is BACON.

Also, meat*
Posted: 2011-09-23 12:02:43 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #96
well ill be, i did just misspell that. You may call it bacon, i may call it something else. is it the name or the meat that makes it taste so good. i don't care what anyone calls it as long as they call it good!
Posted: 2011-09-23 12:04:57 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #96
Where are the grits? where the biscuits n gravy? where are the hash browns? its not bad, but it is not perfect. i see no sea food. where is the orange or the apple?
Posted: 2010-06-11 08:53:26 Report Reply
It's not an american breakfast, it's british.
Posted: 2011-09-23 04:11:58 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #96
no one is perfect

Posted: 2011-09-23 05:01:24 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #96
Also heads up, there is a difference between the US and say Brazil. Both are American. Only Southerners like grits.
Posted: 2011-09-23 08:51:47 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
Untrue. A lot of us Ohioans love grits.
Posted: 2011-09-23 14:03:00 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #96
I stand corrected sir. i did not know that. will there be any fried catfish with your grits?
Posted: 2011-09-23 17:46:02 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
Nope, that's just the south lol.
Posted: 2011-09-23 18:20:49 Report Reply
Who eats beans for breakfast..just curious? :o
Posted: 2010-06-11 09:43:26 Report Reply
Jackylegs
Jackylegs
Rank: #115
me occasionally
Posted: 2010-09-08 02:17:47 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
Or mushrooms.
Posted: 2011-09-23 14:03:25 Report Reply
bigredkev
bigredkev
Rank: #55
i am so hungry now !!!!!
Posted: 2010-06-11 13:28:19 Report Reply

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Heres coffee to go with that
Posted: 2010-07-04 06:50:16 Report Reply
DrNorthy
DrNorthy
Rank: #530
It needs more sausages more bacon and some tinned toms. The beans need removing. Oh and you could throw some herring roe on there as well. That would make it perfect.
Posted: 2011-09-23 00:06:12 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
Correct me if I'm wrong, but those are fish eggs, right?
Posted: 2011-09-23 14:05:13 Report Reply
Yeah, I'm fairly sure 'roe' is fish eggs.... Not sure about fish eggs myself, but caviare is fairly popular O.o
Posted: 2011-09-23 22:45:02 Report Reply
DrNorthy
DrNorthy
Rank: #530
Yes they are fish eggs and lovely they are
Posted: 2011-09-26 02:10:05 Report Reply
xxkisamexx
xxkisamexx
Rank: #35
who eats beans for breakfast?
Posted: 2011-09-23 12:09:09 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
There better be some goddamn streaky bacon hiding under the toast.
Posted: 2011-09-23 14:02:23 Report Reply
Bumblebee
Bumblebee
Rank: #113
yummmmm
Posted: 2011-09-23 14:03:39 Report Reply
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Not enough grease and processed cheese for you?
Posted: 2010-02-11 09:02:56 Report Reply
I don't eat breakfast usually, but when I do, I go for sausage, bacon(american bacon), some toast, and some eggs (Still working on perfecting toad in a hole). Don't assume that everyone from America eats McDonalds as a breakfast cuisine.
Posted: 2010-02-11 11:30:59 Report Reply
I don't assume American's soley rely on McDonalds as a breakfast cuisine, hell I like one of those sausage mcmuffins every now and then. I was more assuming that this genius can't appreciate some good hearty food when he see's it and instead lives on shit made out of cardboard and pissed-off-factory-worker's bodily fluids because the packets are shiny and they have pictures of rockets on them.
Posted: 2010-02-11 12:14:48 Report Reply
Jackylegs
Jackylegs
Rank: #115
I don't care if this is a year old, and I'm not even sure if you'll see this, but this is now one of my favourite comments of all time on this site.
Posted: 2011-09-23 04:22:31 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
...rockets are cool, man.
Posted: 2011-09-23 14:04:16 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #44
FLAWLESS VICTORY MIKEYNINJA!!!!!! :D
Posted: 2010-02-11 10:44:34 Report Reply

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