This is a real breakfast, America

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  • December 7, 2009, 7:58 am
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    Kinda small, but not too bad. A good representation of UK, you're forgetting the hash browns which is a crime against nature. Still good to see a breakfast without a fucking pancake though :P

    • Dannyl
    • December 7, 2009, 8:40 am
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    There is bacon at the bottom of the plate. Open ur fuckin' eyes

    • Bekenel
    • December 7, 2009, 1:49 pm
    Its CANADIAN BACON Okay?
    - CTUDirector September 23, 2011, 4:09 am
    That is nothing more than breakfast ham. No true bacon to be found, none the less it looks good, just needs bacon.
    - johnecash September 23, 2011, 8:55 am
    You are correct Sir.
    But the bigger question is, if its good does it matter whats its called?
    - johnecash September 23, 2011, 8:56 am
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    It's bacon

    • Dannyl
    • February 11, 2010, 9:01 am
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    i second that

    • cooldog
    • February 11, 2010, 9:33 am
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    I don't know any American that eats this soooo I deny your reality and substitute my own


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    he's got awesome glasses
    - Jackylegs September 8, 2010, 2:17 am
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    he would probably say, oh look at that bacon right in the middle of the plate....

    • Dannyl
    • December 7, 2009, 2:03 pm
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    no... that's called bacon.

    • Dannyl
    • December 7, 2009, 2:03 pm
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    Sorry, but that's bacon. Just because it's not deep fried and streaky doesn't make it ham.

    I'm shocked by the lack of hash browns and black pudding. There also needs to be 2x everything. :P

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    bacon

    • Dannyl
    • February 11, 2010, 9:01 am
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    that's bacon

    • RJ388
    • February 11, 2010, 9:34 am
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    ITS BACON!! =]

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    Its bacon
    Only streaky bacon gets called 'bacon' by Americans.
    Back Bacon is better for you and is totally different from ham, and is what is on the plate

    • Bekenel
    • February 11, 2010, 9:55 am
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    I don't eat breakfast usually, but when I do, I go for sausage, bacon(american bacon), some toast, and some eggs (Still working on perfecting toad in a hole). Don't assume that everyone from America eats McDonalds as a breakfast cuisine.

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    I don't assume American's soley rely on McDonalds as a breakfast cuisine, hell I like one of those sausage mcmuffins every now and then. I was more assuming that this genius can't appreciate some good hearty food when he see's it and instead lives on shit made out of cardboard and pissed-off-factory-worker's bodily fluids because the packets are shiny and they have pictures of rockets on them.

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    definetley bacon. "americas"bacon is streaked with fat, and called STREAKY BACON. What is on our plate is BACK BACON! They are both bacon, but one has more meat, and one more fat.

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    looks good

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    no thats definetly bacon, Its not crispy tho

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    I'm so hungry now

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    Not enough grease and processed cheese for you?

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    bless you , great cure for hangovers <3

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    american bacon is about 2 cm wide and 10 cm long

    • BEASTY
    • February 11, 2010, 10:42 am
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    finally, we come to a conclusion that it's bacon. OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES IF YOU CANT SEE THAT ITS BACON!! jeez!

    • Goober
    • February 11, 2010, 12:23 pm
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    Haha well said Bekenel!, this is what you call real bacon! not that streaky bacon that you find in a bacon cheeseburger at McDonalds.

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    lmao, its bacon :P

    • Luke8D
    • June 10, 2010, 12:33 pm
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    its bacon.

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    What is on your plate is shit, what is on my plate has more meat.

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    The breakfast of Champions!

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    • Disco
    • September 8, 2010, 2:23 am
    The breakfast of Chuck.
    - Ertrov September 23, 2011, 2:06 pm
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    There's a distinct lack of the following essential breakfasty items - Black pudding, FRIED Bread and a dirty great mug of tea!

    Just to clarify, there is defo bacon on that plate, I can sees it! You poor Americans have gotten all confused about your salted meats, I mean, you even slop maple syrup all over it?!? :D Just teasing, I love you guys, Diners, drive-ins and dives is my fave show at the moment.

    Also.... The 'pig meat' on the plate is defined as 'bacon' due to the processing it has undergone, it may look like some sort of strange 'ham' to some, but as it has been heavily salt cured, with the crucial addition of Sodium Nitrate (Added to retain the red/pink colour of the meat and to enable it to be stored for much longer than a slice of ham) in the curing process, it becomes bacon.
    - lovelylurker September 22, 2011, 10:44 pm
    Sorry, one last thing... There's one last wrong thing with this breakfast, there appears to be a green thing of some sort on the plate... IT HAS NO PLACE HERE!Looks like flat leaf parsley, or coriander (What you Americans re-named to 'solantro'? But that's another kettle of fish.)
    - lovelylurker September 22, 2011, 10:48 pm
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    Arguing over what is and what isn't bacon? Srsly?


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    benny - this is a real breakfast, america

    * English theme song*

    • BEASTY
    • September 23, 2011, 5:50 pm
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    idk im american and this is my breakfast

    Same, whenever I actually have time to eat that much lol
    - Ertrov September 23, 2011, 6:21 pm
    yeah lol i barely have time so i usually skip it but the only other thing i eat is steak and eggs with toast hashbrowns and bacon of course.
    - buddyfoeva September 23, 2011, 6:25 pm
    Maybe some biscuits with sausage gravy and homefries on the side.
    - Ertrov September 23, 2011, 6:26 pm
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    (THERE IS NO BACON!!!!! what do you think wrappedinbacon would have to say about this!!!!)--earlier comment

    Apparently that ham sitting on the plate is defined bacon.
    Ok sorry, my mistake

    what you call "bacon" in this pic we call breakfast ham, or for short, ham. Bacon is a different cut of meet altogether.
    - johnecash September 23, 2011, 8:53 am
    Nope. This is BACON in the same way as what you say is BACON.

    Also, meat*
    - SkinnyBill September 23, 2011, 12:02 pm
    well ill be, i did just misspell that. You may call it bacon, i may call it something else. is it the name or the meat that makes it taste so good. i don't care what anyone calls it as long as they call it good!
    - johnecash September 23, 2011, 12:04 pm
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    ohh yeah, hash browns are awesome

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    Agreed needs 2 sausages and 2 rashers at least!
    But that looks good!

    • Math
    • December 10, 2009, 12:38 pm
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    LOL i noticed the bacon too.
    i think americans like their bacon streaky, not proper stuff

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    FLAWLESS VICTORY MIKEYNINJA!!!!!! :D

    • BEASTY
    • February 11, 2010, 10:44 am
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    Where are the grits? where the biscuits n gravy? where are the hash browns? its not bad, but it is not perfect. i see no sea food. where is the orange or the apple?

    It's not an american breakfast, it's british.
    - CTUDirector September 23, 2011, 4:11 am
    no one is perfect
    - johnecash September 23, 2011, 5:01 am
    Also heads up, there is a difference between the US and say Brazil. Both are American. Only Southerners like grits.
    - johnecash September 23, 2011, 8:51 am
    Untrue. A lot of us Ohioans love grits.
    - Ertrov September 23, 2011, 2:03 pm
    I stand corrected sir. i did not know that. will there be any fried catfish with your grits?
    - johnecash September 23, 2011, 5:46 pm
    Nope, that's just the south lol.
    - Ertrov September 23, 2011, 6:20 pm
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    Who eats beans for breakfast..just curious? :o

    me occasionally
    - Jackylegs September 8, 2010, 2:17 am
    Or mushrooms.
    - Ertrov September 23, 2011, 2:03 pm
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    i am so hungry now !!!!!

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    Heres coffee to go with that

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    It needs more sausages more bacon and some tinned toms. The beans need removing. Oh and you could throw some herring roe on there as well. That would make it perfect.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but those are fish eggs, right?
    - Ertrov September 23, 2011, 2:05 pm
    Yeah, I'm fairly sure 'roe' is fish eggs.... Not sure about fish eggs myself, but caviare is fairly popular O.o
    - lovelylurker September 23, 2011, 10:45 pm
    Yes they are fish eggs and lovely they are
    - DrNorthy September 26, 2011, 2:10 am
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    who eats beans for breakfast?

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    There better be some goddamn streaky bacon hiding under the toast.

    • Ertrov
    • September 23, 2011, 2:02 pm
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    yummmmm

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    its country ham

    • 720Z
    • June 10, 2010, 12:43 pm
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  • -1

    that is definitely ham, sir

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  • -1

    thats definitily not bacon thats just ham

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  • -2

    thats called ham, not bacon. yes they are both pork but there is a diffrence.

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    looks disgusting

    I don't care if this is a year old, and I'm not even sure if you'll see this, but this is now one of my favourite comments of all time on this site.
    - Jackylegs September 23, 2011, 4:22 am
    ...rockets are cool, man.
    - Ertrov September 23, 2011, 2:04 pm
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