Kinda small, but not too bad. A good representation of UK, you're forgetting the hash browns which is a crime against nature. Still good to see a breakfast without a fucking pancake though :P
definetley bacon. "americas"bacon is streaked with fat, and called STREAKY BACON. What is on our plate is BACK BACON! They are both bacon, but one has more meat, and one more fat.
Its bacon
Only streaky bacon gets called 'bacon' by Americans.
Back Bacon is better for you and is totally different from ham, and is what is on the plate
There's a distinct lack of the following essential breakfasty items - Black pudding, FRIED Bread and a dirty great mug of tea!
Just to clarify, there is defo bacon on that plate, I can sees it! You poor Americans have gotten all confused about your salted meats, I mean, you even slop maple syrup all over it?!? :D Just teasing, I love you guys, Diners, drive-ins and dives is my fave show at the moment.
Also.... The 'pig meat' on the plate is defined as 'bacon' due to the processing it has undergone, it may look like some sort of strange 'ham' to some, but as it has been heavily salt cured, with the crucial addition of Sodium Nitrate (Added to retain the red/pink colour of the meat and to enable it to be stored for much longer than a slice of ham) in the curing process, it becomes bacon.
Sorry, one last thing... There's one last wrong thing with this breakfast, there appears to be a green thing of some sort on the plate... IT HAS NO PLACE HERE!Looks like flat leaf parsley, or coriander (What you Americans re-named to 'solantro'? But that's another kettle of fish.)
well ill be, i did just misspell that. You may call it bacon, i may call it something else. is it the name or the meat that makes it taste so good. i don't care what anyone calls it as long as they call it good!
Where are the grits? where the biscuits n gravy? where are the hash browns? its not bad, but it is not perfect. i see no sea food. where is the orange or the apple?
It needs more sausages more bacon and some tinned toms. The beans need removing. Oh and you could throw some herring roe on there as well. That would make it perfect.
I don't eat breakfast usually, but when I do, I go for sausage, bacon(american bacon), some toast, and some eggs (Still working on perfecting toad in a hole). Don't assume that everyone from America eats McDonalds as a breakfast cuisine.
I don't assume American's soley rely on McDonalds as a breakfast cuisine, hell I like one of those sausage mcmuffins every now and then. I was more assuming that this genius can't appreciate some good hearty food when he see's it and instead lives on shit made out of cardboard and pissed-off-factory-worker's bodily fluids because the packets are shiny and they have pictures of rockets on them.
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I'm shocked by the lack of hash browns and black pudding. There also needs to be 2x everything. :P
But that looks good!
Just to clarify, there is defo bacon on that plate, I can sees it! You poor Americans have gotten all confused about your salted meats, I mean, you even slop maple syrup all over it?!? :D Just teasing, I love you guys, Diners, drive-ins and dives is my fave show at the moment.
* English theme song*
idk im american and this is my breakfast
Apparently that ham sitting on the plate is defined bacon.
Ok sorry, my mistake
i think americans like their bacon streaky, not proper stuff
Also, meat*
Heres coffee to go with that