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Posted: 2009-12-07 07:58:39

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  • Dannyl - replied 2009-12-07 08:40:37
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    Kinda small, but not too bad. A good representation of UK, you're forgetting the hash browns which is a crime against nature. Still good to see a breakfast without a fucking pancake though :P
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    • ninjapoptart - replied 2009-12-07 18:46:51
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      ohh yeah, hash browns are awesome
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  • Bekenel - replied 2009-12-07 13:49:30
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    There is bacon at the bottom of the plate. Open ur fuckin' eyes
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    • 720Z - replied 2010-06-10 12:43:20
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      its country ham
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  • gemie89 - replied 2010-06-11 10:45:57
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    I don't know any American that eats this soooo I deny your reality and substitute my own


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    • Jackylegs - replied 2010-09-08 02:17:30
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      he's got awesome glasses
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  • MikeyNinja - replied 2009-12-07 16:21:35
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    Sorry, but that's bacon. Just because it's not deep fried and streaky doesn't make it ham.

    I'm shocked by the lack of hash browns and black pudding. There also needs to be 2x everything. :P
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    • Math - replied 2009-12-10 12:38:49
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      Agreed needs 2 sausages and 2 rashers at least!
      But that looks good!
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  • devilduck - replied 2009-12-07 16:12:42
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    looks good
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  • DangerBunny666 - replied 2010-02-11 08:32:38
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    I'm so hungry now
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  • junglehooligan - replied 2010-02-11 09:33:30
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    bless you , great cure for hangovers <3
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  • Goober - replied 2010-02-11 12:23:03
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    finally, we come to a conclusion that it's bacon. OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES IF YOU CANT SEE THAT ITS BACON!! jeez!
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  • Disco - replied 2010-09-08 02:23:09
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    The breakfast of Champions!

    cimg4278 - this is a real breakfast, america
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    • Ertrov - replied 2011-09-23 14:06:08
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      The breakfast of Chuck.
      phe1207 - this is a real breakfast, america
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  • lovelylurker - replied 2011-09-22 22:32:10
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    There's a distinct lack of the following essential breakfasty items - Black pudding, FRIED Bread and a dirty great mug of tea!

    Just to clarify, there is defo bacon on that plate, I can sees it! You poor Americans have gotten all confused about your salted meats, I mean, you even slop maple syrup all over it?!? :D Just teasing, I love you guys, Diners, drive-ins and dives is my fave show at the moment.
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    • lovelylurker - replied 2011-09-22 22:44:42
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      Also.... The 'pig meat' on the plate is defined as 'bacon' due to the processing it has undergone, it may look like some sort of strange 'ham' to some, but as it has been heavily salt cured, with the crucial addition of Sodium Nitrate (Added to retain the red/pink colour of the meat and to enable it to be stored for much longer than a slice of ham) in the curing process, it becomes bacon.
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      • lovelylurker - replied 2011-09-22 22:48:32
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        Sorry, one last thing... There's one last wrong thing with this breakfast, there appears to be a green thing of some sort on the plate... IT HAS NO PLACE HERE!Looks like flat leaf parsley, or coriander (What you Americans re-named to 'solantro'? But that's another kettle of fish.)
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  • MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-09-23 12:05:36
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    Arguing over what is and what isn't bacon? Srsly?


    536389b72ccf409822a93fbf3c29b247 400x1000 s400x400 182652 580 - this is a real breakfast, america
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  • BEASTY - replied 2011-09-23 17:50:19
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    benny - this is a real breakfast, america

    * English theme song*
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  • buddyfoeva - replied 2011-09-23 18:15:09
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    1217275453 baconeggs - this is a real breakfast, america

    hash brownss600x600 - this is a real breakfast, america


    idk im american and this is my breakfast
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    • Ertrov - replied 2011-09-23 18:21:34
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      Same, whenever I actually have time to eat that much lol
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      • buddyfoeva - replied 2011-09-23 18:25:12
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        yeah lol i barely have time so i usually skip it but the only other thing i eat is steak and eggs with toast hashbrowns and bacon of course.
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        • Ertrov - replied 2011-09-23 18:26:41
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          Maybe some biscuits with sausage gravy and homefries on the side.
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  • Armork66 - replied 2009-12-07 13:43:39
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    (THERE IS NO BACON!!!!! what do you think wrappedinbacon would have to say about this!!!!)--earlier comment

    Apparently that ham sitting on the plate is defined bacon.
    Ok sorry, my mistake
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    • Dannyl - replied 2009-12-07 14:03:20
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      he would probably say, oh look at that bacon right in the middle of the plate....
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      • SkinnyBill - replied 2009-12-10 12:40:58
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        LOL i noticed the bacon too.
        i think americans like their bacon streaky, not proper stuff
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        • BEASTY - replied 2010-02-11 10:42:48
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          american bacon is about 2 cm wide and 10 cm long
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        • johnecash - replied 2011-09-23 08:53:05
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          what you call "bacon" in this pic we call breakfast ham, or for short, ham. Bacon is a different cut of meet altogether.
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          • SkinnyBill - replied 2011-09-23 12:02:43
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            Nope. This is BACON in the same way as what you say is BACON.

            Also, meat*
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            • johnecash - replied 2011-09-23 12:04:57
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              well ill be, i did just misspell that. You may call it bacon, i may call it something else. is it the name or the meat that makes it taste so good. i don't care what anyone calls it as long as they call it good!
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  • johnecash - replied 2010-06-11 08:53:26
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    Where are the grits? where the biscuits n gravy? where are the hash browns? its not bad, but it is not perfect. i see no sea food. where is the orange or the apple?
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    • CTUDirector - replied 2011-09-23 04:11:58
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      It's not an american breakfast, it's british.
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      • johnecash - replied 2011-09-23 05:01:24
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        no one is perfect
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      • johnecash - replied 2011-09-23 08:51:47
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        Also heads up, there is a difference between the US and say Brazil. Both are American. Only Southerners like grits.
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        • Ertrov - replied 2011-09-23 14:03:00
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          Untrue. A lot of us Ohioans love grits.
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          • johnecash - replied 2011-09-23 17:46:02
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            I stand corrected sir. i did not know that. will there be any fried catfish with your grits?
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            • Ertrov - replied 2011-09-23 18:20:49
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              Nope, that's just the south lol.
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  • HeartlessAngel - replied 2010-06-11 09:43:26
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    Who eats beans for breakfast..just curious? :o
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    • Jackylegs - replied 2010-09-08 02:17:47
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      me occasionally
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    • Ertrov - replied 2011-09-23 14:03:25
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      Or mushrooms.
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  • bigredkev - replied 2010-06-11 13:28:19
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    i am so hungry now !!!!!
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  • IDeidaraIKun - replied 2010-07-04 06:50:16
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    img 0148 1 - this is a real breakfast, america


    Heres coffee to go with that
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  • DrNorthy - replied 2011-09-23 00:06:12
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    It needs more sausages more bacon and some tinned toms. The beans need removing. Oh and you could throw some herring roe on there as well. That would make it perfect.
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    • Ertrov - replied 2011-09-23 14:05:13
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      Correct me if I'm wrong, but those are fish eggs, right?
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      • lovelylurker - replied 2011-09-23 22:45:02
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        Yeah, I'm fairly sure 'roe' is fish eggs.... Not sure about fish eggs myself, but caviare is fairly popular O.o
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      • DrNorthy - replied 2011-09-26 02:10:05
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        Yes they are fish eggs and lovely they are
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  • xxkisamexx - replied 2011-09-23 12:09:09
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    who eats beans for breakfast?
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  • Ertrov - replied 2011-09-23 14:02:23
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    There better be some goddamn streaky bacon hiding under the toast.
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  • Bumblebee - replied 2011-09-23 14:03:39
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    yummmmm
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