Things a psychologist told me about girls pics on the net

1. THE PICTURE YOU SEE OF THE GIRL ARE THE BEST SHE HAS

girls are taking alot of pictures all the time of each other. So she has many and only takes the best of course so dont think that she looks better in real life than on the picture. And if she does its a nice surprise.

2.IF SOME PARTS OF HER BODY CANT BE SEEN SHE DONT WANT YOU TO SEE THEM

men usually think a pretty face belongs to a pretty body but if she doesnt show her body on a picture you may dont want to see them in real life.
that actually happened to me once when a real beautiful girl was talking to me on the internet. she was the friend of a friend lol
when I met her she weigh about 225 lbs (100 kg) and she was a little girl which isnt bad but with that much weight it isnt good.

3. IF THE PICTURE IS BLACK AND WHITE OR BLURRY SHE MAY HAVE SKIN PROBLEMS

dont think that the blur or black and white fell on the picture. she made this because that way she can hide things better.

4. IF ITS AN OVERHEAD SHOT SHE TRIES TO LOOK SKINNIER THAN SHE IS

5. WHEN SHE MADE A PICTURE IN THE "LOOK-OVER-SHOULDERPOSE" (dont know what he means with this pose) SHE IS USUALLY ASHAMED FOR HER BREASTS

6. IF ITS PHOTOSHOPPED (effects and bright colors)SHE ACTS LIKE SHE IS ARTISTIC BUT SHE ACTUALLY IS ASHAMED OF SOMETHING AND ISNT VERY SELF ASURED

7. THE MORE PROFESSIONELL THE PICTURE SEEMS LIKE THE MORE LIKELY SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE THAT

I dont try to make fun of girls or say they are all ugly
this probably applies to alot of guy pics too
but girls usually think more about which foto they upload I actually dont care I upload all the pics even those when I am drunk half naked with a fat chick on the dancefloor XD
I even uploaded the picture when I puked on the car of my bro lol

sorry that I used caps but I wanted to underline the important stuff

as a proof look at "evolution of girls" on sharenator or model evolution with makeup and photoshop on youtube ;-)

  • Vans
  • January 6, 2011, 2:24 pm
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    It all makes sense now
    intredasting - things a psychologist told me about girls pics on the net

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    Have to agree with all of it e.g for the guys aswell

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    In my profile picture, I'm knelt down next to a snowman and you can see me and it's in colour, what do you say to that, biatch?

    I don't really think you're a biatch, I just thought it added emphasis :D

    • SuDoku
    • January 6, 2011, 2:31 pm
    I would say you like snowmen?
    - Vans March 13, 2011, 1:32 pm
    Fascinating...
    - SuDoku March 13, 2011, 1:33 pm
    either that or your a gay snow man
    - tyduran13 March 13, 2011, 1:37 pm
    Why am I a gay snowman? :/
    - SuDoku March 13, 2011, 1:38 pm
    idk sounded right at the moment i guess haha
    - tyduran13 March 13, 2011, 2:44 pm
    Okay then XD
    - SuDoku March 13, 2011, 2:47 pm
    cough cough I'm high cough cough, sorry got a cold probably from smoking too much weed in my tree house... haha
    - tyduran13 March 13, 2011, 3:06 pm
    I wish I had a tree house...
    - SuDoku March 13, 2011, 3:33 pm
    me too..
    - tyduran13 March 13, 2011, 3:36 pm
    a professional could probably say that you wanted the snowman in the picture to take less focus on yourself and more on the snow man, and the fact that your knelt down next to it implys that your far away which probably means you didnt want the picture up close because of imperfections not noticable from far away.... oh and also since you knelling (or however you spell it)
    you might be ashamed of your breasts and knelling helps cover that....
    but im very sure thats all wrong.
    i bet you're a very beautiful girl SuDoku
    - tacolad March 13, 2011, 5:22 pm
    Thanks for the compliment :/. However, I was proud of my snowman, even though he was small he took ages to build and also he was donned in my home football teams scarf and hat, so I wanted a photo with him :D , and because he was small, I had to kneel down next to him.
    - SuDoku March 13, 2011, 11:35 pm
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    yep i agree but guys are more out there wit ours lolz we find our pics funny when we have surprise pics tht are jus randomly taken

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    well I meant like guys when you just see a picture of there apps and not the face or something like that

    and I dont say that but I think it makes sense
    a psychologist told me that once (I am not going to a psycholigst but I have some friends that are done with college and one of them is psychologist now)
    because I thought damn all those hot girls and I never met one of them even if there are at the same school and stuff lol

    • Vans
    • January 6, 2011, 2:53 pm
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    find the drunk/party pics of a girl. all true colors there

    but there is still make up in the face
    probably alot lol
    - Vans March 13, 2011, 1:32 pm
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    But what about the duck face? Why do girls make the duck face?

    • ember
    • March 13, 2011, 1:48 pm
    That's what I wanna know, it's like. Yes, you have lips, but you're not a duck! If ya gonna do that, start Quacking.
    - DarkHunter March 13, 2011, 2:46 pm
    And they don't get that they look bad. I try to tell them by posting on their pages with duck pictures but, they still don't get it.
    - ember March 13, 2011, 2:52 pm
    :D Ember=Win
    - DarkHunter March 13, 2011, 2:56 pm
    Thank you, I love it when they ban me from their page and then friend my other troll acounts. Girls who do the duck face are stupid XD
    - ember March 13, 2011, 3:04 pm
    Quack.
    - DarkHunter March 13, 2011, 3:12 pm
    Quack? Quack! Quack! QUACK! Quack.
    - ember March 13, 2011, 3:34 pm
    Silly ember, normal girls don't quack.
    - DarkHunter March 13, 2011, 3:35 pm
    I can quack if I want to! And I'm not a normal girl; normal girls are duck faces and slur their words lkeeeeeeeeeee tthsssssss! And are whores massive whores. Also, QUACK!
    - ember March 13, 2011, 4:04 pm
    Fine, Quack for all I care. But when you quack, you're gonna start doing the Duckface in your pictures, and instead of calling you ember, I'm gonna call you duck.
    Unless you stop quacking.
    - DarkHunter March 13, 2011, 4:05 pm
    No you have to call me duck face. Duck faces must all be called duck face, only duck face. Also, I don't think I can make the duck face. I don't even smile in pictures, I glare at the camera.
    - ember March 13, 2011, 4:22 pm
    Ok, I'd call you glarey duckface.
    - DarkHunter March 13, 2011, 4:22 pm
    No, you shall call me Supreme Master Flying Banana Glary Duck Face.
    - ember March 13, 2011, 4:29 pm
    Glarey duckface is your name.
    - DarkHunter March 13, 2011, 4:36 pm
    Your mother is a goat!
    - ember March 13, 2011, 4:56 pm
    Well your mother is a hamster
    And your father smells of elderberries.
    - DarkHunter March 13, 2011, 4:57 pm
    You win this one. We will meet again "DarkHunter" and I will have my revenge!
    - ember March 13, 2011, 5:12 pm
    No you wont.
    - DarkHunter March 13, 2011, 5:14 pm
    You are now on my list!
    - ember March 13, 2011, 5:18 pm
    On the list of your favorite, most amazing, bestest sharenators. Which constsits of me and me only, because you love me.
    - DarkHunter March 13, 2011, 5:19 pm
    No, it is my hit list you are right after Bieber.
    - ember March 13, 2011, 5:21 pm
    *tears up the list*
    Now put me on your love list, or you're being bumped down on my favorite sharenators list.
    - DarkHunter March 13, 2011, 5:29 pm
    Can I put you on my love to hate list?
    - ember March 13, 2011, 5:48 pm
    No. The list of people you love.
    - DarkHunter March 13, 2011, 5:49 pm
    But I don't love anyone.
    - ember March 13, 2011, 6:03 pm
    You love me.
    - DarkHunter March 13, 2011, 6:04 pm
    I don't know how to love.
    - ember March 13, 2011, 6:10 pm
    Well apparantly you do.
    - DarkHunter March 13, 2011, 6:24 pm
    No, I only know hate.
    - ember March 13, 2011, 6:40 pm
    And you hate the fact that you love me.
    - DarkHunter March 13, 2011, 6:42 pm
    you know whats funny? you are talking about duck faces with someone called darkhunter
    which is a pun because it kinda sounds like duckhunter
    I am just saying
    - Vans March 14, 2011, 8:33 am
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    all of those are true except for the fact that you need to find the root need for them to trick the opposite sex.

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    What the hell...

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    I think you're over analyzing it. maybe if EVERY pic of theirs was an over the shoulder shot or something but if you take as many pics as girls do you're bound to get at least a few of these even if you don't have any of these problems.

    It wasn't me who said it. Also they dont do it on purpose they take like 100 pictures and take the ones where they look the best, so if a girls finds herself pretty in black and white pictures it is probably because she has some problems with her skin, because in black&white picture you rarely see things like that. It doesnt mean that she only has black&white pictures, she may also have some where the light is good or did good with her make up or something.
    Just saying to be careful when you talk to a girl on the internet and didn't see her before.
    - Vans May 25, 2012, 4:53 am
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