Snooki reading a book:

A squirrel eating a slice of pizza:

Someone with a Zac Efron bedspread:

A corgi looking as handsome as this one wearing a sweater:

A chihuahua wearing double cheeseburgers for shoes:

Eminem at the Louvre:

A bird wearing moose antlers:

Tom Hanks drinking a juice box, at a park, leaning on a tree:

A cat this drunk:

A llama this small:

A pig doing Taekwondo:

A pig jumping on a trampoline:

Someone posing emotionally with their dead uncle:

An otter holding a beer:

Amish people at Hooters:

Amish people rollerblading:

David Bowie using a desktop computer:

A corgi walking a horse:

A duck riding a goose:

An airbrushed cat on a toilet seat:

A centaur using a porta potty:

A spider on top of a frog on top of a turtle:

A lady holding a watermelon and a gun:

A corgi fighting a parrot:

Bette Midler taking a stroll with 50 Cent:

A cat in a prosthetic leg:

Hundreds of bags of Doritos on a beach:

A car in a tree growing out of a man:

A drunk smoking grandma holding a monkey:

A lady with a foot for a body:

This:

A squirrel preacher:

Someone with a Mrs. Doubtfire tattoo:

An old man from the Medieval Times on a Segway:

A movie theater full of dogs:

Someone wearing a pizza beret:

A little kid posing with a giant box of cigarettes:

Spiderman and a donkey:

Dogs that deliver pizzas:

An old man wearing a "haters" belly shirt:

An extremely stylish monkey:

Oreo hair:

A shopping cart bike:

Kim Kardashian pumping her own gas:

A cat jacket this awesome:

Someone buying this much milk: