The more i scrolled down the post the more i kept on relating to it :/

I don't know about you guys, but I can honestly say that no one has ever shat in a jar and made me smell it, or have my brother piss on my bed in my sleep, or woke up with shit smeared everywhere.

Never actually peed on anyone but a group of my mates put orange juice all over someone in their bed on a school trip once...

i dun no how often it happens to you, but i don't often have a jar of shit pushed into my face
also, +3 :D