The top 10 weirdest US sex laws

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1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

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Posted: 2008-07-04 04:50:24
Psst.

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crap my girl was just having an orgasm and I saw a deer Im goin to jail for 15 years but I got a 10 point buck- Jerry the Hunter
Posted: 2008-09-23 13:41:26 Report Reply
r60man
r60man
Rank: #461
Hmm, every Politician in Washington D.C. can be arrested, cuz they are always taking us from behind!
Posted: 2010-10-08 15:27:32 Report Reply
Sauvi
Sauvi
Rank: #1001
i just want you to know. this is amazing.
Posted: 2010-12-14 13:43:06 Report Reply
bennn11
Rank: #2897
Washington here i come :))
Posted: 2008-07-15 08:32:26 Report Reply
Please tell me that was a joke.....
Posted: 2008-07-15 10:22:56 Report Reply
Dragkyre
Dragkyre
Rank: #38
i sure hope it was
Posted: 2009-08-11 13:44:35 Report Reply
god help us if it wasnt
Posted: 2009-12-25 11:49:11 Report Reply
LMAO
Posted: 2009-12-25 12:58:18 Report Reply
720Z
720Z
Rank: #79
omg i live in georgia
Posted: 2010-02-27 09:52:10 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #44
by the sounds of it he wasnt
Posted: 2009-12-26 11:07:57 Report Reply
uhhhh
wut?
Posted: 2009-10-28 16:00:03 Report Reply
can i pleasae film :D
Posted: 2010-08-26 19:26:42 Report Reply
Can I please get a copy? :D
Posted: 2010-10-07 16:43:09 Report Reply
i'll sell you it for 4.95
Posted: 2010-10-07 21:04:51 Report Reply
Plus shipping?
Posted: 2010-10-08 02:52:01 Report Reply
yeah. 3.95 unless you have a coupon
Posted: 2010-10-08 10:28:48 Report Reply
Where can I get these coupons?
Posted: 2010-10-08 15:55:43 Report Reply
sign up for a mailing list. google it. you have to guess the name though
Posted: 2010-10-08 20:04:51 Report Reply
Daaaamn. You're so unfair!
Posted: 2010-10-09 06:59:03 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #67
HOLY SHIT YOUR AWESOME! :D
Posted: 2011-01-11 08:22:20 Report Reply
pragma
pragma
Rank: #75
lol, those are some stupid laws :D
Posted: 2008-07-05 18:21:45 Report Reply
WTF!!!!!!!!!! this is absurd!!!!
Posted: 2008-08-09 14:52:34 Report Reply
man i guess ur wired
Posted: 2008-09-19 15:00:07 Report Reply
bpifh
Rank: #1542
more
Posted: 2008-12-01 13:49:37 Report Reply
wat is this? i knew the us was retarded (and i am a citizen) but i didnt know we were THIS retarded
Posted: 2008-12-05 14:26:15 Report Reply
***I didnt mean to post this one***
Posted: 2008-12-05 14:26:15 Report Reply
cdog
cdog
Rank: #770
wow we are messed up in america aint we
Posted: 2008-12-06 12:56:51 Report Reply
bryan123
bryan123
Rank: #1034
this is not true beacouse i broke 4/10 all ready.
Posted: 2008-12-09 08:49:59 Report Reply
Rewster
Rank: #544
Its only illegal in certain states.
Posted: 2009-11-17 18:40:59 Report Reply
lol
Posted: 2009-01-14 15:02:29 Report Reply
People that do number 8 should move to number 10
Posted: 2009-01-24 09:21:51 Report Reply
BeerBaron
BeerBaron
Rank: #254
Unless the porcupine is huge.
Posted: 2009-08-14 17:04:41 Report Reply
Flaraen
Flaraen
Rank: #387
lol
Posted: 2009-03-04 10:21:57 Report Reply
omg that is weird is it true!!!
Posted: 2009-03-30 06:14:06 Report Reply
Vans
Vans
Rank: #149
oh no I broke the law in georgia noone ever told me that XD
Posted: 2009-06-15 06:31:42 Report Reply
Hmmmmmm, not very identify with your opinion.
Posted: 2009-06-15 19:09:40 Report Reply
Jenks
Jenks
Rank: #36294
loloolololololololololololol
Posted: 2009-06-16 01:53:18 Report Reply
jesse22
jesse22
Rank: #273
suker i live in canada

were everything is legal
Posted: 2009-06-19 12:12:12 Report Reply
stewiz
stewiz
Rank: #129
hu the fuk would have sex with a purkipine (excuse the spelling)
i would not like to try that it would hurt like fuk
Posted: 2009-08-14 17:32:15 Report Reply
im staying the hell out of georgia
Posted: 2009-08-15 06:44:11 Report Reply
Stoy
Stoy
Rank: #105
WTF!!
Posted: 2009-08-29 11:57:23 Report Reply
Crazium
Crazium
Rank: #614
Beck is gonna defy all these
Posted: 2009-10-15 21:17:20 Report Reply
Darius, you have got to be kidding me lol- these are awesome
Posted: 2009-10-28 16:24:49 Report Reply
Jofus1992
Jofus1992
Rank: #68
This kind of goes along with this post.

In pascedena, California it is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room alone with her boss.
Posted: 2009-12-25 11:22:06 Report Reply
dang i was talking dirty now im going to jail
Posted: 2009-12-25 11:50:25 Report Reply
tyduran13
tyduran13
Rank: #82
Dont know if i commented on this yet but its great so +3 lol
Posted: 2009-12-25 20:02:33 Report Reply
how would you explain going to jail for disobeying one of these laws 2 someone else lmao
Posted: 2009-12-26 13:35:00 Report Reply
wtf??? # 1 sucks im in arizona -.- _._ -.- damn o well i guess my gf breaks the law here a lot then if u guys know what i mean ;)
Posted: 2009-12-26 18:24:16 Report Reply
wow leave it to utah
Posted: 2009-12-26 20:34:05 Report Reply
peace
peace
Rank: #56
Utah's weird
Posted: 2010-02-15 08:22:10 Report Reply
CasualTea
CasualTea
Rank: #586
Because we all know the state is watching you in the bedroom...
Posted: 2010-06-04 06:33:54 Report Reply
celtics5
celtics5
Rank: #1062
ima try all this
Posted: 2010-06-04 07:12:11 Report Reply
Mizuno
Mizuno
Rank: #245
dang it! i was planning ot do all of these! XD
Posted: 2010-07-01 06:45:38 Report Reply
Wow... are the cops like listening in on you having sex to see if youre not dirty talking?!
Posted: 2010-07-01 07:51:26 Report Reply
i would not like wasington dc
Posted: 2010-08-26 18:38:08 Report Reply
hightec
hightec
Rank: #111
one how are porcupines able to repopulate if they cant due each other
Posted: 2010-10-07 15:30:18 Report Reply
johnecash
johnecash
Rank: #96
Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds. ---NOT TRUE, why...

humans are animals and i don't think they would let you have sex with a 40 pound little girl.
Posted: 2010-10-07 20:03:41 Report Reply
Zayne32
Zayne32
Rank: #321
porcupine sex!!!
Posted: 2010-12-14 13:46:17 Report Reply
zagaroth
zagaroth
Rank: #647
"8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
" ..... OUCH?? I wonder who was that despret
Posted: 2010-12-17 19:55:51 Report Reply
Bekenel
Bekenel
Rank: #66
and how, may i ask, do they enforce these???
Posted: 2011-01-11 09:15:33 Report Reply
Dragkyre
Dragkyre
Rank: #38
only in america.... weirdos
Posted: 2009-08-11 13:44:58 Report Reply
WTF america is getting fucked up by all these stupid laws, when you want to talk dirty during sex its your own choise and how they gonna check if anybody is talking dirty
Posted: 2010-06-26 03:43:40 Report Reply

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