The top 10 weirdest US sex laws

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

  • Darius
  • July 4, 2008, 4:50 am
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    crap my girl was just having an orgasm and I saw a deer Im goin to jail for 15 years but I got a 10 point buck- Jerry the Hunter

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  • 5

    Hmm, every Politician in Washington D.C. can be arrested, cuz they are always taking us from behind!

    • r60man
    • October 8, 2010, 3:27 pm
    i just want you to know. this is amazing.
    - Sauvi December 14, 2010, 1:43 pm
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    Please tell me that was a joke.....

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    Washington here i come :))

    Can I please get a copy? :D
    - mackenzieBizzatch October 7, 2010, 4:43 pm
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    Plus shipping?
    - mackenzieBizzatch October 8, 2010, 2:52 am
    yeah. 3.95 unless you have a coupon
    - Spencerwins2x October 8, 2010, 10:28 am
    Where can I get these coupons?
    - mackenzieBizzatch October 8, 2010, 3:55 pm
    sign up for a mailing list. google it. you have to guess the name though
    - Spencerwins2x October 8, 2010, 8:04 pm
    Daaaamn. You're so unfair!
    - mackenzieBizzatch October 9, 2010, 6:59 am
    HOLY SHIT YOUR AWESOME! :D
    - PwnzElite January 11, 2011, 8:22 am
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    i sure hope it was

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    Unless the porcupine is huge.

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    god help us if it wasnt

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  • 1

    lol, those are some stupid laws :D

    • pragma
    • July 5, 2008, 6:21 pm
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    WTF!!!!!!!!!! this is absurd!!!!

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    man i guess ur wired

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    more

    • bpifh
    • December 1, 2008, 1:49 pm
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    wat is this? i knew the us was retarded (and i am a citizen) but i didnt know we were THIS retarded

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    ***I didnt mean to post this one***

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  • 1

    wow we are messed up in america aint we

    • cdog
    • December 6, 2008, 12:56 pm
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    this is not true beacouse i broke 4/10 all ready.

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    lol

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    People that do number 8 should move to number 10

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    lol

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    omg that is weird is it true!!!

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    oh no I broke the law in georgia noone ever told me that XD

    • Vans
    • June 15, 2009, 6:31 am
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    Hmmmmmm, not very identify with your opinion.

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    loloolololololololololololol

    • Jenks
    • June 16, 2009, 1:53 am
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    suker i live in canada

    were everything is legal

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    hu the fuk would have sex with a purkipine (excuse the spelling)
    i would not like to try that it would hurt like fuk

    • stewiz
    • August 14, 2009, 5:32 pm
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    im staying the hell out of georgia

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    WTF!!

    • Stoy
    • August 29, 2009, 11:57 am
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    • Crazium
    • October 15, 2009, 5:24 pm
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    Beck is gonna defy all these

    • Crazium
    • October 15, 2009, 9:17 pm
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    uhhhh
    wut?

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    Darius, you have got to be kidding me lol- these are awesome

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    Its only illegal in certain states.

    • Rewster
    • November 17, 2009, 6:40 pm
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    This kind of goes along with this post.

    In pascedena, California it is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room alone with her boss.

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    dang i was talking dirty now im going to jail

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    LMAO

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    Dont know if i commented on this yet but its great so +3 lol

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    by the sounds of it he wasnt

    • BEASTY
    • December 26, 2009, 11:07 am
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    how would you explain going to jail for disobeying one of these laws 2 someone else lmao

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    wtf??? # 1 sucks im in arizona -.- _._ -.- damn o well i guess my gf breaks the law here a lot then if u guys know what i mean ;)

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    wow leave it to utah

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    Utah's weird

    • peace
    • February 15, 2010, 8:22 am
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    omg i live in georgia

    • 720Z
    • February 27, 2010, 9:52 am
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    Because we all know the state is watching you in the bedroom...

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    ima try all this

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    dang it! i was planning ot do all of these! XD

    • Mizuno
    • July 1, 2010, 6:45 am
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    Wow... are the cops like listening in on you having sex to see if youre not dirty talking?!

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    i would not like wasington dc

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    one how are porcupines able to repopulate if they cant due each other

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    Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds. ---NOT TRUE, why...

    humans are animals and i don't think they would let you have sex with a 40 pound little girl.

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    porcupine sex!!!

    • Zayne32
    • December 14, 2010, 1:46 pm
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    "8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
    " ..... OUCH?? I wonder who was that despret

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    and how, may i ask, do they enforce these???

    • Bekenel
    • January 11, 2011, 9:15 am
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    only in america.... weirdos

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  • -1

    WTF america is getting fucked up by all these stupid laws, when you want to talk dirty during sex its your own choise and how they gonna check if anybody is talking dirty

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