When I went into Accident & Emergency, I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the badge. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at the Social Security. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundrette, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's though,
the whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!