The object to your left is your only weapon in the upcoming zombie apocalypse

left - the object to your left is your only weapon in the upcoming zombie apocalypse


Mine is a can of pepsi
What is Yours ?
Chances of survival ?

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  • 23

    Looks like I'll make it guys...


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    They are very nice, and informative.
    - Demono January 24, 2011, 5:27 am
    You use Internet Explorer!!!
    - mariofox03 January 3, 2012, 4:52 pm
    Sir I am quite insulted.... I have always used either Firefox or Chrome... You must be referring to my awesome Skype Icon...
    - WRAPPEDinBACON January 10, 2012, 10:19 pm
    Hazzah for skype.
    - DarkHunter January 11, 2012, 10:58 am
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  • 23

    Well i'm on a laptop in my bed, so my weapon of choice will have to be your mother.

    • Dannyl
    • August 20, 2010, 3:02 am
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  • 9

    A ruler, a fucking ruler, I can measure the zombies to death

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  • 8

    LMFAO as soon as i read that my cat walked by and gave me a knowing look... shes packing heat i know it.

    • Wupwup
    • August 19, 2010, 11:57 pm
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  • 6

    DEATH BY STICKY NOTES!!
    MWA HA HA.

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  • 4

    lacrosse stick...not to bad

    (damn and the day I don't have my AK next to me while on the comp.) (JK I don't have an AK)

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  • 4

    LOL a borrowed copy of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. How convenient!

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  • 4

    Printer oh yeah... Lets go!

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  • 4

    nunchuks and wallet. i am set

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  • 4

    a coat...this will go well.

    • Mizuno
    • August 20, 2010, 2:57 am
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  • 4

    wow this sucks i have a roll of fucking tissue lol

    • gryxng
    • August 20, 2010, 7:20 pm
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  • 4

    a small pizza hut receipt.
    I WILL DESTROY THEM ALL!!!

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  • 3

    Well since my desk is cluttered I have a lot of choices. Scissors, wirecutters, my Droid X, a folder, a screwdriver, a second monitor, a tape recorder, and some sticks of RAM.

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  • 3

    I have a gun to my left

    • gOOse
    • August 19, 2010, 6:51 pm
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  • 2

    cool o get a battle ready Katana yes i could totally make it to my car

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  • 2

    hmm.. slinky...

    • yanxi
    • August 19, 2010, 10:54 pm
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  • 2

    A baseball bat fuck yeah!

    • noodle
    • August 20, 2010, 8:51 am
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  • 2

    A friggin' electric guitar. Breaking skulls listening to Death Metal FTW.

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  • 2

    uhhhh idk but a huge electric fam will work wonders long as i have power if i run out i guess itll make a great blunt object

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  • 2

    Ok, so what exactly can I do with 100 toothpicks?!

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  • 2

    a bowling ball in a bag hrm... this is gunna be intense

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  • 2

    AN ICE HOCKEY GOALIE STICK!..FUCK YEAHHHHH

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  • 2

    omg i hate these... everytime i see this picture i feel so fucked. lol i always have only a pillow to my left =/. zombie pillow fight tyme!!!

    All i have is a pillow as well. maybe if we swing really hard we might knock them over long enough to run away
    - WhatTheSpence November 22, 2010, 9:43 pm
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  • 2

    A wall...

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  • 1

    Yay! We have a AR15! We think we are set until we reach the garden shed ^^

    • Dawn
    • August 19, 2010, 6:54 pm
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  • 1

    the only thing to the left of me is my bed
    so i guess im fucked or going to sleep through the whole damn thing

    • mofosho
    • August 19, 2010, 10:35 pm
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  • 1

    32 inch flatscreen television.... good shield I suppose.

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  • 1

    to my left is a stack of blank cd's and paper, but behind be is 3 cricket bats and some free weights < the kind with the heavy metal bar :D

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  • 1

    a really big laser printer. (im at work) ... perfect for bludgeoning. but i would grab the super old steel coat rack... makes a nice trident.

    (this building was built in the 1800s, and i think the furniture came with the building; i work for a municipality, not a business)

    • c8r15
    • August 20, 2010, 3:58 am
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  • 1

    my speaker makes a good weapon

    • Mozart
    • August 20, 2010, 5:41 am
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  • 1

    Imma fuckin kick zombie ass with my HDTV

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  • 1

    gameboy color

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  • 1

    My hat. If I just sharpen the bill....

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  • 1

    Heck yeah, I've got a bed!

    • Ertrov
    • August 20, 2010, 3:25 pm
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  • 1

    Xbox 360 and my tv remote. Stab them with the remote and impact skulls with the Xbox. I think I could last.

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  • 1

    OMG a book shelf

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  • 1

    A can of pepsi max.

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  • 1

    Yay! A Playboy! Kidding. I'm stuck with a CD-keyless copy of Half-Life 2.

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  • 1

    a fucking xbox controller!!! Fuck yea!!!

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  • 1

    Got a plantpot.. with a dieing plant.. hell yeah ;)

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  • 1

    My computer tower. I'm fucked.

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  • 1

    A sofa!...I'm sure with a bit of ingenuity I can make this work!!

    • jokin
    • August 22, 2010, 5:36 am
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  • 1

    A sky tv remote lol

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  • 1

    jalepeno hotsauce..... well the meat is rotten :/

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  • 1

    my cell phone......damn nice knowing you guys

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  • 1

    A space heater XD

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  • 1

    omg good thing i parked my tank next to my desk

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  • 1

    alls i gots is a bike pump and a rolling chair. i think my chances are pretty good.

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  • 1

    I have a traffic cone and a bottle of spray paint

    Deadrising 2 joke, make a blowhorn!
    - Wupwup February 23, 2011, 4:53 am
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  • 1

    Hot coffee. well thats good for at least one zombie.

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  • 1

    D; i have a blanket to my left

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    its a good thing i decided to polish my minigun JK i actually have my boublebladed sword so that should last a awhile

    boublebladed? that doesnt sound effective at all! i have my entire class to my left...plus a giant yard ruler, and tons of computers.
    - arrowdodger7 November 4, 2010, 7:46 am
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  • 1

    A pineapple, yes, a pineapple.

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  • 1

    LOL!!!
    I have a swiss army knife!!

    (in case you are stupid and dont know what a swiss army knife is, its a multi purpose tool with a knife, screwdriver, bottle opener, cork screw, mini saw, pair of scissors, and a thing to get stones out of a horses hoof xD
    swiss army knife


    Oh, i wish i had this one though (its real, just fucking expensive and probably more novelty than useless.
    wenger 85 swiss army knife

    you can find it on www.thinkgeek.com its like $1000
    - AllenGoesRAWR November 23, 2010, 7:34 am
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  • 1

    a calculator... chance of survival 1/0.... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...........

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  • 1

    Switchblade, Cell phone, a cup of tea and a pipe. Things could be worse.

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  • 1

    Left...left...why left? Why not right? To my right are all of my dad's big knifes (he's a chef). To my left a cell phone....on second thought i think the cell would work so much better...as long as i have the number to call for an air strike.

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  • 1

    A piece of paper. I will paper cut them to death!

    • juniper
    • November 4, 2010, 4:29 pm
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  • 1

    My school binders will work, considering their weight plus the momentum of a heafty swing..

    • rain42
    • November 4, 2010, 4:37 pm
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  • 1

    Sweet! A stapler! :D

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  • 1

    a can of pringles chips

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  • 1

    a wall, not the most portable weapon ever, but still effective

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  • 1

    A desk fan and a cup of tea.
    I'll take my odds. See you on the other side.

    • SuDoku
    • November 22, 2010, 11:52 am
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  • 1

    Bowl of fruit loops, the way i see it at least they wont be hungry enough to eat me.

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  • 1

    TV DINNER STAND THINGYS. i think i could slay some zombies quite nicely with them :)

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  • 1

    Ehehehehe....my lamp.
    and a stapler. And a massive bag of starbursts.
    My blue socks.

    I'm all good, peeps!

    • Wispy
    • November 22, 2010, 8:09 pm
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  • 1

    i have an airsoft pistol and a chair

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  • 1

    my school mate

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  • 1

    Bag of Pita chips. I think Im good to go.

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  • 1

    so i have my girlfriend,my bed and assortment of books/random shit... should be fun lol

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  • 1

    damn i guess im going down

    • alucard
    • January 14, 2011, 4:20 pm
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  • 1

    dirty rag i fap wit... lol suck it zombie!

    • Lucky
    • January 24, 2011, 9:00 am
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  • 1

    a glass a plastic bag, a bag of childs a leather jacket head phones a clip for the chip bag and a fork... fuck.

    • foraref
    • January 24, 2011, 9:14 am
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  • 1

    oh, good. i keep a baseball bat by the bed

    • Bekenel
    • January 26, 2011, 2:03 pm
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  • 1

    i have a woman to my left. im fucked

    yes u r, have lots of fun with her before u die
    - alucard March 27, 2011, 10:27 am
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  • 1

    A lightswitch? What am i gonna do? Flicker them to death???

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    however, if i look to my right...i have a can of unfinished 7up, 3 different types of knives, a wine bottle filled with change, and monopoly u-build! I choose the right side! can we use the right side?

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  • 1

    A bucket of KFC.. yum :D

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  • 1

    Chuck Norris with a 10 ton bag of coconuts...see you all that make it! JK! This is take two of what is on my right...The Zombie Combat Manual(yes!), a comb(I like to keep my hair nice!), and a report card that has straight Cs...in 2 of my classes!

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  • 1

    Wich direction should I go?
    LEFT: Zombie Combat Manual
    FRONT: Thermos, can of 7up, mouse trap board game, and lots and lots of books.
    RIGHT: Can of 7up, 3 different knives, loose change, wallet, 2 bucks, Monopoly board game, iPod shuffle, and crystallized salt.
    BACK: Trash Can, Bed, blanket, pillow.
    Which direction?

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    Remote Control

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  • 1

    My Ap us history book.

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  • 1

    a christmas tree...

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