The object to your left is your only weapon in the upcoming zombie apocalypse
Mine is a can of pepsi
What is Yours ?
Chances of survival ?
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Posted: 2010-08-19 12:31:09
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Haha i have the same book its VERY detailed lol
Sir I am quite insulted.... I have always used either Firefox or Chrome... You must be referring to my awesome Skype Icon...
A ruler, a fucking ruler, I can measure the zombies to death
LOL a borrowed copy of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. How convenient!
Well since my desk is cluttered I have a lot of choices. Scissors, wirecutters, my Droid X, a folder, a screwdriver, a second monitor, a tape recorder, and some sticks of RAM.
cool o get a battle ready Katana yes i could totally make it to my car
uhhhh idk but a huge electric fam will work wonders long as i have power if i run out i guess itll make a great blunt object
Ok, so what exactly can I do with 100 toothpicks?!
a bowling ball in a bag hrm... this is gunna be intense
All i have is a pillow as well. maybe if we swing really hard we might knock them over long enough to run away
to my left is a stack of blank cd's and paper, but behind be is 3 cricket bats and some free weights < the kind with the heavy metal bar :D
Attempt 2: Yay i'm holding a cricket bat this time :P
a really big laser printer. (im at work) ... perfect for bludgeoning. but i would grab the super old steel coat rack... makes a nice trident.
(this building was built in the 1800s, and i think the furniture came with the building; i work for a municipality, not a business)
(this building was built in the 1800s, and i think the furniture came with the building; i work for a municipality, not a business)
My hat. If I just sharpen the bill....
Yay! A Playboy! Kidding. I'm stuck with a CD-keyless copy of Half-Life 2.
a fucking xbox controller!!! Fuck yea!!!
my cell phone......damn nice knowing you guys
omg good thing i parked my tank next to my desk
alls i gots is a bike pump and a rolling chair. i think my chances are pretty good.
Hot coffee. well thats good for at least one zombie.
its a good thing i decided to polish my minigun JK i actually have my boublebladed sword so that should last a awhile
boublebladed? that doesnt sound effective at all! i have my entire class to my left...plus a giant yard ruler, and tons of computers.
LOL!!!
I have a swiss army knife!!
(in case you are stupid and dont know what a swiss army knife is, its a multi purpose tool with a knife, screwdriver, bottle opener, cork screw, mini saw, pair of scissors, and a thing to get stones out of a horses hoof xD
Oh, i wish i had this one though (its real, just fucking expensive and probably more novelty than useless.
I have a swiss army knife!!
(in case you are stupid and dont know what a swiss army knife is, its a multi purpose tool with a knife, screwdriver, bottle opener, cork screw, mini saw, pair of scissors, and a thing to get stones out of a horses hoof xD
Oh, i wish i had this one though (its real, just fucking expensive and probably more novelty than useless.
you can find it on www.thinkgeek.com its like $1000
a calculator... chance of survival 1/0.... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..........
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Left...left...why left? Why not right? To my right are all of my dad's big knifes (he's a chef). To my left a cell phone....on second thought i think the cell would work so much better...as long as i have the number to call for an air strike.
a wall, not the most portable weapon ever, but still effective
Bowl of fruit loops, the way i see it at least they wont be hungry enough to eat me.
i have an airsoft pistol and a chair
Bag of Pita chips. I think Im good to go.
so i have my girlfriend,my bed and assortment of books/random shit... should be fun lol
A lightswitch? What am i gonna do? Flicker them to death???
however, if i look to my right...i have a can of unfinished 7up, 3 different types of knives, a wine bottle filled with change, and monopoly u-build! I choose the right side! can we use the right side?
Chuck Norris with a 10 ton bag of coconuts...see you all that make it! JK! This is take two of what is on my right...The Zombie Combat Manual(yes!), a comb(I like to keep my hair nice!), and a report card that has straight Cs...in 2 of my classes!
Wich direction should I go?
LEFT: Zombie Combat Manual
FRONT: Thermos, can of 7up, mouse trap board game, and lots and lots of books.
RIGHT: Can of 7up, 3 different knives, loose change, wallet, 2 bucks, Monopoly board game, iPod shuffle, and crystallized salt.
BACK: Trash Can, Bed, blanket, pillow.
Which direction?
LEFT: Zombie Combat Manual
FRONT: Thermos, can of 7up, mouse trap board game, and lots and lots of books.
RIGHT: Can of 7up, 3 different knives, loose change, wallet, 2 bucks, Monopoly board game, iPod shuffle, and crystallized salt.
BACK: Trash Can, Bed, blanket, pillow.
Which direction?
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