The least necessary word

It's occurred to me that there is no need for the word 'drunk' anymore. The word drunk can be replaced by just about any word. Examples below.

I got so trolleyed last night!
Man, i was completely hoovere!
I'm gonna get totally penned!
I was absolutely papered!
I am so glassed right now!
We were so light last night!

Let me know what you guys come up with.

  • Dannyl
  • March 17, 2010, 4:51 am
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    you've been watchin michael mcintyre haven't you. but +3 anyway

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  • 2

    Michael Mcintyre is a legend.

    A bit of the man himself:

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  • 1

    Yes you've been watching Macintyre.

    Let me guess it also occured to you that it would be funny if a baseball team had basemen called Who, What and I don't know? Or that it would be funny to have an animated comedy about a fat guy and his family and their dog. But wait, it'd be different! They'd occasionally referrence something they'd done and we'd get to see a completely implausible cut scene of them doing that! :P

    but anyway +3 for reminding me of a funny bit of Macintyre :D

    • Ruleb
    • March 17, 2010, 7:31 am
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    He's good but Dara O'Briern walks all over him. (Which if he actually did wouldnt be pleasant.)

    • Ruleb
    • March 17, 2010, 7:45 am
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    *Raises eyebrow* Sounds kinky...

    I haven't seen enough of Dara O'Brien's actual stand-up to compare them. Only seen him on Mock The Week and that real life role playing program thing he did.

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    http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=dara+obrien+talks+funny&search_type=&aq=f

    Take a break in the middle of it. I had a free ticket to one of his gigs once and came out after 2 hours thinking in an Irish accent.

    • Ruleb
    • March 17, 2010, 8:36 am
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    Wasted.

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    Slightly Inebriated.

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  • 1

    you forgot 'Hammered', 'Wasted', 'Pissed' and 'Smashed'

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  • -1

    Oh Dannyl you're such a funny guy!

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