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    Whats this accent?
    where is this guy from?
    i never heard this accent before
    and he is so annoying
    if he had the durex before hand he wouldnt have gotten 6 pregnant gfs!!!!
    lol +3

    urmm, think its jus a chav accent haha :P
    and think he's in England, because @1.38 he says 8 pounds (this keyboard dosn't have the pound sign)
    where you from again?
    i don't find it annoying, i kinda like it :P
    and he didn't make the girls pregnant, his friend did then gave them to him XD
    - Fail4424 December 2, 2011, 6:59 am
    so HIS FRIEND should have used the durex!
    well basically m syrian :)
    whats a chav!?
    - MissRandom December 2, 2011, 7:02 am
    haha yer :D
    but he only had 3 of them, and there were 6 girls :P
    and if he used them then he couldn't have given them to him on the 3rd day of christmas and wouldn't b a good friend :L
    syrian, so do u speak another language???

    go on google images and type in 'chav'
    - Fail4424 December 2, 2011, 7:10 am
    i speak arabic
    and oh a chav is some1 like steve's hat :P ?
    - MissRandom December 2, 2011, 7:21 am
    thats pritty cool, don't arabic use a complete different alphabet to english?
    i dunno why but i've always admired people who can speak different languages :P
    and steve's hat?? :P
    - Fail4424 December 2, 2011, 7:24 am
    lol forget about steve's hat
    i meant a scumbag :P
    well yea it sure does XD its totally different
    - MissRandom December 2, 2011, 7:27 am
    how do u get steve's hat from scumbag?? :P
    and yer, sorta ;)
    if the languages are completly different btw, do u have 2 different keyboards, 1 for english and 1 for arabic?
    - Fail4424 December 2, 2011, 7:31 am
    i have one keyboard.. it looks like this
    - MissRandom December 2, 2011, 7:35 am
    woah, that looks super complicated!
    how do u switch between the languages, like press shift/tab or somethin like that??
    - Fail4424 December 2, 2011, 7:37 am
    no alt+shift
    its easy :S lol
    - MissRandom December 2, 2011, 7:52 am
    being from the homeland of these creatures, i'd have to agree with you on that one
    - JonnymusPrime December 2, 2011, 1:58 pm
    which one XD
    i cant tell which comment are you replying on :$
    - MissRandom December 2, 2011, 3:14 pm
    i think he replied to the very first comment you made
    - Fail4424 December 2, 2011, 3:15 pm
    oh ok then XD
    m glad you agree
    - MissRandom December 2, 2011, 3:19 pm
    okay, to clear this up (i am english), chav means Council Housed And Violent. Generally you find them in large industrial cities or council house areas, and generally cause a nuisance for more civilised people, since the vast majority don't take any pleasure in the more sophisticated things, preferring to go unemployed, violent, on drugs and drunk, with more or less everything that looks expensive that they own being counterfeit. And yes, they have that incredibly irritating accent. On the other hand, they're fucking funny
    - Bekenel December 10, 2011, 6:03 am
    The accent is chavs who live very very cloce to me
    - BEASTY December 10, 2011, 6:57 am
    appearantly very weird :D
    - MissRandom December 10, 2011, 6:59 am
    i know people who are really like this, the funny thing is they all think that they are hard, however they are the biggest pusses to walk the earth, the chavs scare easily but they will be back but in greater numbers
    - BEASTY December 10, 2011, 7:14 am
    the wisdom...
    so they are douchbags basically?
    - MissRandom December 10, 2011, 7:15 am
    pretty much, also they sell 1 ciggerete for £1 fucking idiots
    - BEASTY December 10, 2011, 7:50 am
    wow! that expensive
    in here a pack is worth something like 2 american dollars
    - MissRandom December 10, 2011, 7:51 am
    america needs less tax on those items because the minority is people who don't smoke, here its the other way around
    - BEASTY December 10, 2011, 8:53 am
    i don't live in the states
    i live in kuwait XD
    - MissRandom December 10, 2011, 9:10 am
    Chavs. Oh how I hate them all.
    America has 'Gangsters' and 'Thugs' which in my opinion is awesome.
    But we have this scum. Dirty, cheap, tacky, skid marks on the edge of society.

    Chavs all speak like this (video below) but with more aggresion and anger in their voice.

    Here are some examples of what a chav commonly looks like.

    A chav is most commonly known for starting a fight if you just so look at them. They always hang round in groups and all think they own the place.
    In this (video below) it shows a chav in it's natural habitat, The councel housing estate. Just look at his 'swagger' and attitude towards a man who has done fuck all. Also, notice how he has practically all his entire inbread family supporting him out side the house?

    Saddly, these 'creatures' are all over England ): I live just across a river from where their original home town is -Liverpool.

    Hope that helped!

    P.S. watch the whole of the last video. Justice is swift.
    - BlurrySours December 10, 2011, 12:13 pm
    the second video! you see how the man is protective.. his body language says it all.. but he never kept his cool for long.. that other guy looks like scum!
    thanks for the whole explaination.. it really helped :)
    i just learned a new thing XD
    - MissRandom December 10, 2011, 12:26 pm
    - BlurrySours December 10, 2011, 12:45 pm
    "America has 'Gangsters' and 'Thugs' which in my opinion is awesome."
    - Dawn December 10, 2011, 12:57 pm
    Gangsters and shit, yo! shit, son, 'dey got $wagger.

    Do americans even use the word "Thug"? because everytime Someone says thug, I just always think sipderman is gonna zip in, say something witty, beat 'em all up, tie them up, say "I'm just your friendly neighbour, Spiderman.", and then zip the fuck back out |:
    - BlurrySours December 10, 2011, 1:51 pm
    Statements like that are why we are glad we won't have to live on this planet anymore soon.
    - Dawn December 10, 2011, 2:27 pm
    You do realise I'm taking the piss, right?
    Also, when I said "America has 'Gangsters' and 'Thugs' which in my opinion is awesome." I'm saying that I wouldn't like to have Thugs and Gangsters swaggering round Britian. -But it's certainly a brilliant replacement for Chavs.
    - BlurrySours December 10, 2011, 7:12 pm
    Another moment where an internet sarcasm button or key would have been handy.
    - Dawn December 10, 2011, 7:21 pm
    well this is aquward... :/
    - BEASTY December 11, 2011, 9:11 am
    why is that?
    - MissRandom December 11, 2011, 11:29 am
    i thought you were american, i apologise
    - BEASTY December 11, 2011, 9:03 pm
    i am not kuwaiti either XD
    its ok :D seriously it doesn't matter..
    why do you think it might be offensive for me to be called an american?
    - MissRandom December 12, 2011, 12:49 am
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