The Two Items That Solve Any Problem

1. Duct Tape

2. WD-40

If it moves and its not supposed to, use duct tape, if it doesn't move and it is supposed to, use WD-40. If neither of these solve your problem, trash it, its useless.

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    Oh yeah I get it now walk towards your congressman spray him in the face with WD-40 then keep him bound with duct tape and continue to spray him with WD-40 untill he agrees to exempt you from taxes.

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    If I spray duct tape with WD-40, what happens?

    your names google, arent YOU suppose to have the answer to that O.o
    - kingofwolvz March 2, 2011, 7:59 am
    I know everything. It's just question to get you people thinking. :p
    - CallMeGoogle March 2, 2011, 10:39 am
    - mofosho March 2, 2011, 12:51 pm
    >If I spray duct tape with WD-40, what happens?

    - GluedHands November 5, 2011, 3:53 pm
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    That's the worlds only truth. Oh yeah and you pay taxes.

    or do what i do. be deployed. no taxes when out of country :)
    - MIKYTEY January 2, 2011, 12:28 am
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    no, they fix that too

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    WIN. Also - only need one tool - My hammer. If I cant bang it loose , or tighten it with my hammer , its not meant to be fixed.

    My uncle always says if it can't be fixed with a hammer get a bigger hammer and if a bigger hammer doesn't fix it then your problem is electrical
    - Tacoman January 2, 2011, 7:13 am
    True. Words of wisdom such as these are meant to be shared. Thank you for enlightening me.
    - willwhite007 February 13, 2011, 4:11 am
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    the items i live by :)

    • truesay
    • January 20, 2010, 1:34 pm
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    I only need my duct tape to fix things:D

    • ember
    • January 2, 2011, 12:46 am
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