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You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.



After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them
at their wedding.


wed3 - The Perfect Wedding




wed4 - The Perfect Wedding



He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.




Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail
them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of
church bells.

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Posted: 2009-08-22 16:23:57
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Darius
Darius
Rank: #21
Respect +3
Posted: 2009-08-22 17:06:12 Report Reply
Everjaded
Everjaded
Rank: #23
This is an urban myth as old as the internet.

www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp
Posted: 2009-08-24 02:35:14 Report Reply
c8r15
Rank: #253
what year is this? i keep reading these "revived" email fowards from the days of AOL lately. i wonder how soon before someone brings back that dancing CGI baby...
Posted: 2010-09-28 04:15:37 Report Reply
Math
Math
Rank: #9
I put this on over a year ago!
Posted: 2010-09-28 04:25:07 Report Reply
This is how you do it
Posted: 2009-08-22 17:31:01 Report Reply
Dragkyre
Dragkyre
Rank: #42
man that guy is a hero
Posted: 2009-08-22 18:38:32 Report Reply
god that guy is bomb... like he took it like a champ
Posted: 2009-08-22 19:11:40 Report Reply
LOL wow, good one
Posted: 2009-08-22 19:59:00 Report Reply
stewiz
stewiz
Rank: #140
i want a pint with that guy
Posted: 2009-08-23 18:24:56 Report Reply
poor parents of the bride :o
Posted: 2009-08-24 04:13:39 Report Reply
the guy shoulda done an old fashion murder
Posted: 2009-08-24 04:28:32 Report Reply
ew1090
ew1090
Rank: #171
wow dude badass
Posted: 2009-08-24 04:58:31 Report Reply
Jofus1992
Jofus1992
Rank: #72
i probably would have killed them but that would have been way better. I hope he didnt forget to take all the good wedding gifts.
Posted: 2009-10-04 06:11:37 Report Reply
xxkisamexx
xxkisamexx
Rank: #38
lol +3 thatswati woudve done
Posted: 2009-10-07 07:25:56 Report Reply
right on man i woulda done that xP
Posted: 2009-10-07 08:10:33 Report Reply
NinjaJoe
NinjaJoe
Rank: #509
Note taken. Awesome post
Posted: 2009-11-08 23:19:18 Report Reply
aqoverlay
aqoverlay
Rank: #407
ultimate bust
Posted: 2009-11-09 11:07:08 Report Reply
Why aren't there envelopes on the bottom of those chairs o.o?
Posted: 2010-09-28 00:04:01 Report Reply
md2297
md2297
Rank: #358
ml2297 says: (in russian accent)EPIC WINZ FOR FUNNY GROOM PERSON! :D
Posted: 2010-09-28 05:07:30 Report Reply
EPIC
JUST EPIC
Posted: 2010-09-28 09:58:31 Report Reply
this man is a bamf and my new best friend
Posted: 2010-10-19 19:59:17 Report Reply
Jabori
Jabori
Rank: #254
this man can be standing on top of a a sky scraper and his balls still be scraping the pavement lol +3
Posted: 2010-10-19 21:38:31 Report Reply
i can't even describe the epic O.O
Posted: 2011-12-30 13:13:31 Report Reply

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