The Perfect Man and The Perfect Woman

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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)






















The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

Men keep scrolling****.






















So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen.

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Posted: 2010-05-18 02:45:43
Psst.

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CrazyJay
CrazyJay
Rank: #107
FLAWLESS VICTORY
Posted: 2010-05-18 04:28:52 Report Reply
Dragkyre
Dragkyre
Rank: #38
Epic win right there
Posted: 2010-05-19 04:39:32 Report Reply
win!!!!!!!!
Posted: 2010-05-19 07:28:42 Report Reply
burnyuu
burnyuu
Rank: #311
+3 and +1 for all the dudes
Posted: 2010-05-19 09:41:39 Report Reply
Nightmare
Nightmare
Rank: #87
hahaahaha WIN!!!!!
Posted: 2010-05-18 03:58:22 Report Reply
Phoenix
Phoenix
Rank: #279
FUCK YEAH
Posted: 2010-05-19 04:34:02 Report Reply
EPIC! enough said.
Posted: 2010-05-19 19:04:41 Report Reply
xway
Rank: #974
HA! That was really good.
Posted: 2010-05-20 16:29:07 Report Reply
i heart this post
Posted: 2010-05-21 15:47:52 Report Reply
AWESOMENESS!

want - The Perfect Man and The Perfect Woman

Posted: 2010-05-21 16:47:20 Report Reply
CaptinCrunk
CaptinCrunk
Rank: #5
splendid postage
Posted: 2010-05-21 13:25:40 Report Reply
bmayes
Rank: #304
win? yes win!
Posted: 2010-09-12 19:51:04 Report Reply
WIN is all that can be said here
Posted: 2010-09-12 22:12:43 Report Reply

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