The Perfect Car for the Reckless Teen Driver.

2002 Focus – good reliable first car - $2000 (Cape Girardeau)


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Looking for a first car for a teen? This car is absolutely brilliant. It’s got low mileage (68k), has been super reliable, and is excellent on gas. Since you’re likely paying for the gas, this will make things much cheaper on you. I average like 37MPG to a tank. And with such low mileage, it’ll work great for a long long time.

But you wanna know the best reason to buy this car for your kid?

It’s slow as shit. You don’t have to worry about speeding tickets or accidents in this baby. Your kid could have a 1 mile run and hit a brick wall not wearing a seatbelt and not be going fast enough to do shit. And there won’t be any sense in him getting some shitty ass fart can off of eBay – this car has the super slow SPI engine, no sense in trying to make it any faster. It’s a 4-door, so your kid won’t try to put gay ass Lambo doors on it. It is still possible to fit this with a body kit, but if you’d like, for an extra $200, I can stab him in the face if he does this.

It’s a 5-speed, so your kid can’t talk on his cell phone while playing Gameboy and smoking pot – he’ll have to actually pay attention. It also means you won’t have to pay for an automatic transmission when your kid beats the hell out of it. It’s got a new clutch and new tires, so you’ll know if he does burnouts. After all, I’m sure YOU’RE the one paying for tires, right? It’s got an aftermarket head unit in it, so your kid won’t fuck it up when him and his buddies try to wire in a “phat ass system”. It’s already had the speakers replaced too, so he won’t have to tear the door cards on and then look like a retard when he can’t get them back on. It’s got manual windows too, so he can’t fuck up the window motors when he rolls one of his friends heads up in it as a joke. A new battery means when he leaves his headlights on, it won’t leave you totally stranded.

But really though, one of the best parts is that, because it is a 4 door, it will be somewhat embarrassing for him to be seen in. I’m sure you get pissed at him from time to time. Hell, you’re probably mad at him for harassing you into buying him a first car. So get this one. It has no A/C, so you’ll know he’s suffering every time you get mad at him. Pretty satisfying. It’ll bring a smile to your face too, to know he’s rolling around looking like a faggot in a Ford Focus.

So buy this car for your kid. You won’t regret it

  • Math
  • April 16, 2010, 3:56 am
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    you dont have to pay attention while driving manual, if you know what youre doing

    Right? The other day I drove home from work shifting and cracking open pistachios lol!
    - TexBex January 7, 2011, 9:12 am
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    hahahhahahaha holly shit its an actual post on craigslist. hahhahhaha priceless +3

    • pato26
    • April 16, 2010, 1:22 pm
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    Wow. But really not a bad car. Price seems a bit low. (I never trust stuff like that). My first car was a truck. A 2000 Ford F-150 Sport, manual, casset player, hole in the rear bumber, dents from what we think was a deer, no floormats, 160,000 miles, and tinted windows. It was $1800 dollars and I had to share it with my twin brother for about 1&1/2 years. But then he got a 1999 chevy Malibu and I don't have the patience to say everything that is wrong with that piece of crap.

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    "so he cant talk on his cell phone while playing gameboy and smoking pot" that got me.

    • Zink
    • May 21, 2010, 2:03 pm
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    wait, why would you want a $2000 car as your first car??

    • BEASTY
    • October 18, 2011, 12:44 pm
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    I should buy this for my kid =o-o=

    • Dawn
    • April 16, 2010, 1:57 pm
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    HAHAHA i cant stop laughing!!! XD this is great man. this made my day.

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