Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct their own study of the same subject. After three years of research and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more sexual pleasure.
When the results of the French study were released, Newfoundland decided to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie’s study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

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Posted: 2010-06-01 14:40:27

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gemie89 - replied 2010-06-01 14:47:25

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hahahaha masturbation win

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xxkisamexx - replied 2010-06-05 02:58:49

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lolz +3 but they mustve had some expensive lotion for $75

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- thekitkatkid - replied 2010-06-05 09:49:21
  
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  hahahaha XD
  
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- triclebickle - replied 2010-08-27 17:59:35
  
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  porn costs more now if you dont have internet
  
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DennisDee - replied 2010-06-05 12:39:26

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i conducted this experiment for the cost of: being caught in the act

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- TheCheesyMuscle - replied 2010-06-05 13:41:57
  
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  its not fun when that happens
  
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  - thekitkatkid - replied 2010-06-05 18:04:31
    
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    lol
    
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  - DennisDee - replied 2010-06-07 13:45:37
    
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    i know; its happened more than once.
    
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    - TheCheesyMuscle - replied 2010-06-08 06:53:26
      
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      me to its embarrassing as fuck
      
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      - DennisDee - replied 2010-06-08 11:20:30
        
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        especially when they find your happy tissues
        
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        TheCheesyMuscle - replied 2010-06-08 11:28:39
        
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        or your wank sock that's all stained
        
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        DennisDee - replied 2010-06-08 14:32:38
        
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        all crusty and yellow...
        
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        Jaker9876 - replied 2010-08-27 18:10:58
        
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        If you get caught in the act, look them in the eye and finish like a man
        
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        Jabori - replied 2010-09-21 18:53:48
        
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        if i could i would give that post +1000 your WIN is epic
        
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    - castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-03-04 15:36:05
      
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      it's never happened to me
      
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