The Penis Study

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct their own study of the same subject. After three years of research and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more sexual pleasure.
When the results of the French study were released, Newfoundland decided to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie’s study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

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  • 12

    hahahaha masturbation win

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  • 3

    lolz +3 but they mustve had some expensive lotion for $75

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  • 2

    i conducted this experiment for the cost of: being caught in the act

    it's never happened to me
    - castlewarsisawsome March 4, 2011, 3:36 pm
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  • 1

    LMFAO!!! EPIC WIN!! :D :D :D :D :D :D +9000

    • Mizuno
    • June 5, 2010, 1:13 am
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  • 1

    hahahaha XD

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  • 1

    its not fun when that happens

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  • 1

    lol

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  • 1

    i know; its happened more than once.

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  • 1

    me to its embarrassing as fuck

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  • 1

    haha omg i love it +3

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  • 1

    especially when they find your happy tissues

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  • 1

    or your wank sock that's all stained

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  • 1

    all crusty and yellow...

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  • 1

    "they came" lol +3

    • gryxng
    • August 15, 2010, 1:57 pm
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  • 1

    hehe lolz

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  • 1

    Nice +3

    • juniper
    • September 21, 2010, 7:04 pm
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  • 1

    aha fail lol :D

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