The Penis Study

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Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct their own study of the same subject. After three years of research and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more sexual pleasure.
When the results of the French study were released, Newfoundland decided to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie’s study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

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Posted: 2010-06-01 14:40:27
Psst.

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gemie89
gemie89
Rank: #48
hahahaha masturbation win
Posted: 2010-06-01 14:47:25 Report Reply
xxkisamexx
xxkisamexx
Rank: #38
lolz +3 but they mustve had some expensive lotion for $75
Posted: 2010-06-05 02:58:49 Report Reply
hahahaha XD
Posted: 2010-06-05 09:49:21 Report Reply
porn costs more now if you dont have internet
Posted: 2010-08-27 17:59:35 Report Reply
DennisDee
DennisDee
Rank: #108
i conducted this experiment for the cost of: being caught in the act
Posted: 2010-06-05 12:39:26 Report Reply
its not fun when that happens
Posted: 2010-06-05 13:41:57 Report Reply
lol
Posted: 2010-06-05 18:04:31 Report Reply
DennisDee
DennisDee
Rank: #108
i know; its happened more than once.
Posted: 2010-06-07 13:45:37 Report Reply
me to its embarrassing as fuck
Posted: 2010-06-08 06:53:26 Report Reply
DennisDee
DennisDee
Rank: #108
especially when they find your happy tissues
Posted: 2010-06-08 11:20:30 Report Reply
or your wank sock that's all stained
Posted: 2010-06-08 11:28:39 Report Reply
DennisDee
DennisDee
Rank: #108
all crusty and yellow...
Posted: 2010-06-08 14:32:38 Report Reply
Jaker9876
Jaker9876
Rank: #984
If you get caught in the act, look them in the eye and finish like a man
Posted: 2010-08-27 18:10:58 Report Reply
Jabori
Jabori
Rank: #254
if i could i would give that post +1000 your WIN is epic
Posted: 2010-09-21 18:53:48 Report Reply
it's never happened to me
Posted: 2011-03-04 15:36:05 Report Reply
Mizuno
Mizuno
Rank: #250
LMFAO!!! EPIC WIN!! :D :D :D :D :D :D +9000
Posted: 2010-06-05 01:13:00 Report Reply
haha omg i love it +3
Posted: 2010-06-08 09:40:41 Report Reply
gryxng
gryxng
Rank: #145
"they came" lol +3
Posted: 2010-08-15 13:57:58 Report Reply
SkinnyBill
SkinnyBill
Rank: #19
hehe lolz
Posted: 2010-08-28 07:55:14 Report Reply
juniper
juniper
Rank: #143
Nice +3
Posted: 2010-09-21 19:04:29 Report Reply
aha fail lol :D
Posted: 2011-03-04 11:12:27 Report Reply

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